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Title: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: Shamrock Shore on January 13, 2020, 09:15:10 AM

Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: shawshank on January 13, 2020, 09:34:08 AM
I'm sexy and I know it  ;)
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: playwiththewind1st on January 13, 2020, 09:57:10 AM
"My dress sense tends to match my decor........I do so adore that timeless 1690s look".
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: lurganblue on January 13, 2020, 10:02:03 AM
I'm a little tea pot...
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: Aristo 60 on January 13, 2020, 10:04:22 AM
I don't have a caption to add but if he is coming down the stairs I would be worried and if he is going up the stairs I would be very worried  :o
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: playwiththewind1st on January 13, 2020, 10:06:08 AM
Either way....I would still give it 10 minutes or so.

Or "And you know what, a chara, I really enjoyed my first ever visit to Andersonstown & to Connolly House. My lovely Assembly colleagues in the Sinn Fein were ever so welcoming. I can't wait till Easter. Go raibh maith agat".
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: Taylor on January 13, 2020, 10:31:22 AM
Drop your keys in the bowl at the door and let me show you around......
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: sensethetone on January 13, 2020, 10:35:37 AM
What do you think Arlene, Could you handle me as a driver?
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: playwiththewind1st on January 13, 2020, 10:38:50 AM
Drop your keys in the bowl at the door and let me show you around......

Emma Little laughed, nervously at first, but she did what she had been told.
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: Dire Ear on January 13, 2020, 10:48:36 AM
Drop your keys in the bowl at the door and let me show you around......
Very good!
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: tbrick18 on January 13, 2020, 11:15:06 AM
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

(I just think he looks like Lecter  ;D )
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: armaghniac on January 13, 2020, 11:15:36 AM
Half-way down the stairs is the stair where I stand, it is not at the bottom, it is not at the top.

(because I am a moderate guy)
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: johnnycool on January 13, 2020, 11:18:43 AM
Are you coming up to have a look at my prayer room?

It helps with the rates you know.
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: seafoid on January 13, 2020, 11:45:14 AM
Tá an-áthas orm an staighre seo a ghlacadh ar son fhoireann Aontroma.
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: Pub Bore on January 13, 2020, 11:49:27 AM
This carpet was put down in 1966 and still not a broken bit
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: weareros on January 13, 2020, 11:50:39 AM
Just after the feed of curry-yogurt soup and ready for some prayer action.
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: Orior on January 13, 2020, 12:37:30 PM



Readers Wives (men section)
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: playwiththewind1st on January 13, 2020, 07:23:57 PM
"By the powers vested in me, we stand here today to witness the union of this man with (gulp) this other man, in lawful wedded matrimony ".
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Post by: Milltown Row2 on January 13, 2020, 08:03:32 PM
Does my bum look big in this?
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: BennyCake on January 13, 2020, 09:06:57 PM
Kay’s catalogue, Spring edition - old bigoted bollix section.
Title: Re: Shamrock Shore's first caption competition
Post by: playwiththewind1st on January 13, 2020, 09:22:45 PM
"Curried yoghurt? You use it as a lube, you're telling me? Never heard of it, personally, up here in North Antrim but, hey, we'll certainly give it a try".