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Title: How to pen a letter of complaint?
Post by: ziggysego on November 02, 2008, 03:33:54 PM
I am trying to start a letter writing campaign against the BBC and ITV. I was wondering what is the correct way to pen a letter. Any help would be gratefully received. :)
Title: Re: How to pen a letter of complaint?
Post by: fred the red on November 02, 2008, 03:35:50 PM
Opening paragraph outlining your disguist and dismay.

Outline the issues which have caused this disguist.

Request feedback on your letter.

Fart in the envelope before you seal it.
Title: Re: How to pen a letter of complaint?
Post by: ziggysego on November 02, 2008, 03:36:30 PM
Good man fred. Curries tonight then  :D
Title: Re: How to pen a letter of complaint?
Post by: fred the red on November 02, 2008, 03:37:56 PM
or a dose of raw onions !  ;D
Title: Re: How to pen a letter of complaint?
Post by: Niall Quinn on November 02, 2008, 03:40:43 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on November 02, 2008, 03:33:54 PM
pen a letter.

Pressing a noun into usage as a verb.
Title: Re: How to pen a letter of complaint?
Post by: ziggysego on November 02, 2008, 03:41:50 PM
Common enough phrase. Honestly, you sound just like my wee brother. Must be a name trait :p
Title: Re: How to pen a letter of complaint?
Post by: Niall Quinn on November 02, 2008, 03:49:03 PM
Agreed - all Niall's are facaetious!
On the subject of complaining to the BBC...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4yjJFt3uFVw
Title: Re: How to pen a letter of complaint?
Post by: ziggysego on November 02, 2008, 03:50:46 PM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Frankie's a riot!
Title: Re: How to pen a letter of complaint?
Post by: nifan on November 03, 2008, 11:47:28 AM
Tonys done loads
Usual format

"Dear Sir/madam" (makes you look smart)
"Linfield/IFA"
"Sunday Football"
"stadium of hate"
"never to support the north of ireland"
"exclusively loyalist symbols"
"Real Ireland"
"been a fan since"
etc

Come on to internet, congratulate yourself and make up stories of people stopping you in the street to laud you over your latest opus.