On returning from the beauty salon today after being waxed in preparation for the holiday, I was wondering if any of the fellas had ever given waxing a try...or thought about trying it??
Yeah I get waxed all the time.
Jesus! Down Girl! I am eating my dinner.. I have images of a sheep being sheered or a turkey being plucked. Keep your waxing issues to yourself.
Seriously though, do any men actually get it done?? Don't know of any that do...
Hurler, you shouldn't eat a big meal so late on it's not good for you.
QuoteSeriously though, do any men actually get it done?? Don't know of any that do...
I'm after telling you! I do
Do you really pints??!!!
Quote from: downgirl on August 09, 2008, 09:19:09 PM
Do you really pints??!!!
Yeah, I like feeling all smooth.
Why would you think I didnt?
What, do you get it done all over?? Nothing wrong with a good hairy chest on a man though I have to say!!!
Everywhere.
What does the woman think of you waxing??!
Quote from: Hurler on the Bitch on August 09, 2008, 09:13:19 PM
Jesus! Down Girl! I am eating my dinner.. I have images of a sheep being sheered or a turkey being plucked. Keep your waxing issues to yourself.
Only a snack Down Girl - it was one of those crispy bacon sandwiches with the bristles still on it - I just thought about you when you mentioned the waxing...
Quote from: downgirl on August 09, 2008, 09:26:08 PM
What does the woman think of you waxing??!
It was her idea.
Ah sorry Hurler, I'm sure it didn't stop you from eating it though :P
Pints...you seem like the ideal man doing anything she tells you!!! Where can I get one like you?!!!
THey only made one of me downgirl.
Why assume POG is a man?
Quote from: Colonel Cool on August 09, 2008, 09:32:27 PM
Why assume POG is a man?
Because he is!! :D :D And my initial statement was any fellas tried it and he said yes!
Quote from: downgirl on August 09, 2008, 09:28:53 PM
Ah sorry Hurler, I'm sure it didn't stop you from eating it though :P
Pints...you seem like the ideal man doing anything she tells you!!! Where can I get one like you?!!!
I wax meself sometimes. If my better half knew she's flip. It's just that she has to get me to wax her back and shuck once a month and I sort of keep some of the leftover wax. Anything I can spare I use it for fixing my hair.
Is she wise getting you to do it for her!! :P
Where all do you wax Hurler?? Or would you rather not say?!
Quote from: downgirl on August 09, 2008, 09:43:38 PM
Is she wise getting you to do it for her!! :P
Where all do you wax Hurler?? Or would you rather not say?!
Back and Shuck! Shuck is an old English work that describes a ditch which is difficult to access - she touches her toes while I work her from behind - wearing latex gloves. You need skill, speed and an indepth knowledge of the anatomy of a woman's shuck to do this.
Quote from: Hurler on the Bitch on August 09, 2008, 09:53:36 PM
Quote from: downgirl on August 09, 2008, 09:43:38 PM
Is she wise getting you to do it for her!! :P
Where all do you wax Hurler?? Or would you rather not say?!
Back and Shuck! Shuck is an old English work that describes a ditch which is difficult to access - she touches her toes while I work her from behind - wearing latex gloves. You need skill, speed and an indepth knowledge of the anatomy of a woman's shuck to do this.
Where do I wax? My ears, nostrils, balloxs and the base of my flagpole. Also my wife checks my shuck for weeds and Ivy.
You wax your nostrils??? How on earth do you manage that one?!!! :D
While I 'm waxing my wife's back I dab a bit up me nose and wax away.
First time I have ever heard of anyone waxing their nostrils!! And ears for that matter ::)
SHUCK!
I wax meself sometimes. If my better half knew she's flip. It's just that she has to get me to wax her back and shuck once a month and I sort of keep some of the leftover wax. Anything I can spare I use it for fixing my hair.
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:D
i got a voucher last year for a back sack and crack wax.
never again.
Quote from: smcafee on August 10, 2008, 12:10:06 PM
i got a voucher last year for a back sack and crack wax.
never again.
So you used it then?? Who got you that???
Quote from: downgirl on August 10, 2008, 12:19:43 PM
Quote from: smcafee on August 10, 2008, 12:10:06 PM
i got a voucher last year for a back sack and crack wax.
never again.
So you used it then?? Who got you that???
girlfriend got it for my birthday.
getting my crack and ball bag waxed is the worst pain ive had.
Haha! Was it a woman doing the waxing? What did your girlfriend think when you had it done did she want you to get it done again?
Any lads wax their facial hair? I have to shave every day and was half thinking of doing it to stop the hassle!!
Quote from: downgirl on August 10, 2008, 01:22:51 PM
Haha! Was it a woman doing the waxing? What did your girlfriend think when you had it done did she want you to get it done again?
it was a woman.
when she waxed my ball bag my dick shrinked to the size of an acorn.
grilfriend said it looked great but told her of the pain,said ok no more.
Its the itchness of it when they start grewing back. My bird done it once and said everything was so much more senstive, she could feel the pants against her. she didnt like
Quote from: Hurler on the Bitch on August 09, 2008, 10:07:36 PM
While I 'm waxing my wife's back I dab a bit up me nose and wax away.
:D :D
Quote from: downgirl on August 09, 2008, 09:28:53 PM
Pints...you seem like the ideal man doing anything she tells you!!! Where can I get one like you?!!!
oh. my. god. downgirl could u be any more of a sleaze?????? :D :D :D :D
do u not realise what the fellas are like on this board!! :-\
Quote from: achadh gallain on August 11, 2008, 02:51:23 PM
Quote from: downgirl on August 09, 2008, 09:28:53 PM
Pints...you seem like the ideal man doing anything she tells you!!! Where can I get one like you?!!!
oh. my. god. downgirl could u be any more of a sleaze?????? :D :D :D :D
do u not realise what the fellas are like on this board!! :-\
Oi achadh,
If some of the lads are in with a chance of getting a bit dont fcuk it up for them ;)
oops sorry full back!! :D :D
didnt realise you'd be so uptight about it.. hope i didnt ruin ur chances!! :D
Its not me Im thinking of.........
ziggy has been bursting his balls (literally) this last month or so & pints is saying all the right things
Just dont want to see all this hard work going to waste ;)
Sssssh achadh gallai!
Ziggy and Pints have put a ferocious amount of effort since downgirl joined the board.
Would hate to see their 'trojan' work fall flat.
Quote from: achadh gallain on August 11, 2008, 02:51:23 PM
Quote from: downgirl on August 09, 2008, 09:28:53 PM
Pints...you seem like the ideal man doing anything she tells you!!! Where can I get one like you?!!!
oh. my. god. downgirl could u be any more of a sleaze?????? :D :D :D :D
do u not realise what the fellas are like on this board!! :-\
you Aghagallon women have a cheek ;) When we're hard up we get a taxi out the road to Aghagallon and sort the sleaze out there :D
Damn Antrim women who wish they were Armagh women ;D
you Aghagallon women have a cheek ;) When we're hard up we get a taxi out the road to Aghagallon and sort the sleaze out there :D
Damn Antrim women who wish they were Armagh women ;D
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there is nothing wrong with us aghagallon women!!! we are a fine catch in fact! even ask gs man! sure he got an aghagallon woman and couldnt be happier! :D :D
and why on gods earth would i "wish" to be an armagh woman?!?! :D no thanks!!
i also would like to apologise to pints and ziggy if i have affected ur groundwork in any way... sorry lads! :D ;)
You're quite ok lol
Drunkenly let a crowd of girls shave my legs once, didn't think it was too bad. Alos once drunkenly shaved (but being VERY careful) my sack at Oxegen '06. Feels lovely onc'e it's done, but after a day or so the itching starts and could last for a week!
Too much information Gallsman!! :o
Love the way this thread has most of the fellas ready to spill all about their waxing/shaving.
This is the only waxing a man should be doing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PycZtfns_U
Quote from: gallsman on August 11, 2008, 06:38:17 PM
Drunkenly let a crowd of girls shave my legs once, didn't think it was too bad. Alos once drunkenly shaved (but being VERY careful) my sack at Oxegen '06. Feels lovely onc'e it's done, but after a day or so the itching starts and could last for a week!
:o :o :o :o
Quote from: achadh gallain on August 11, 2008, 02:51:23 PM
Quote from: downgirl on August 09, 2008, 09:28:53 PM
Pints...you seem like the ideal man doing anything she tells you!!! Where can I get one like you?!!!
oh. my. god. downgirl could u be any more of a sleaze?????? :D :D :D :D
do u not realise what the fellas are like on this board!! :-\
Quote from: full back on August 11, 2008, 03:04:39 PM
Its not me Im thinking of.........
ziggy has been bursting his balls (literally) this last month or so & pints is saying all the right things
Just dont want to see all this hard work going to waste ;)
Quote from: wherefromreferee? on August 11, 2008, 03:17:20 PM
Sssssh achadh gallai!
Ziggy and Pints have put a ferocious amount of effort since downgirl joined the board.
Would hate to see their 'trojan' work fall flat.
:o :o :o
WHAT?!
I'm not at anything, I don't know where these allegations have come from, I woulnd't be allowed to do anything like the things yous are suggesting - and I'm probably old enough to be Downgirl's father - now shut up before I'm looking for a sofa to sleep on.
And take your dirty minds elsewhere!
Its completely true pints, you told me over PM. ::)
Quote from: Puckoon on August 11, 2008, 07:16:33 PM
Its completely true pints, you told me over PM. ::)
He told me too
Ok, what do the guys on this board prefer a girl to have -
1. All off
2. Landing strip
3. Just a tidy round the edges
4. Let nature take its course
;D
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on August 11, 2008, 07:26:15 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on August 11, 2008, 07:16:33 PM
Its completely true pints, you told me over PM. ::)
He told me too
The things that are going on in PM's! There's potential for a novel in there.
Yer Ma it has to be the landing strip! Just the sight of it makes ya go weak ;D
all off is good to but having the bear minimum in the shape of a landing strip just does wonders!
Easily the landing strip. If it's bald "turkey turkey turkey" just runs through your head constantly.
All off ;D
Depends on the mood im in, but im generally just glad to be there at all!!
Landing strip every time
The Celtic "T" as on the arm of the 2003 Tyrone jersey.
f**k sake lads!