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Non GAA Discussion => General discussion => Topic started by: ziggysego on April 30, 2008, 03:27:01 PM

Title: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: ziggysego on April 30, 2008, 03:27:01 PM
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_enl_1209476122/img/1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: The Subbie on April 30, 2008, 03:31:41 PM
"Jeffery one wrong word from ye and I'll f**king split ye"
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: Billys Boots on April 30, 2008, 03:46:23 PM
That's how long a piece of string is.  So there!
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on April 30, 2008, 03:54:15 PM
Jeffery, hows Seymour?
Oh thats right you don't know him.
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: Imposerous on April 30, 2008, 04:22:36 PM
Jeffery: "As usual Sinn Fein throw a spanner in the works!"
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: bingobus on April 30, 2008, 04:28:20 PM
Sky Ones new Gladiators contestants show their weapons of choice.
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: muppet on April 30, 2008, 05:04:32 PM
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_enl_1209476122/img/1.jpg)

Stormont launch of new policital party:

The Lemon Order.
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: Fluffy Che on April 30, 2008, 05:15:54 PM
Gerry finalises decommissioning..
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: Puckoon on April 30, 2008, 05:19:06 PM
One wee tap on the back of the head would sort that wee **** out fairly lively... thats all it would take... Feckin papparazzi.
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: haranguerer on April 30, 2008, 05:26:44 PM
Gerry: How far up your a*rse do you want it exactly, Jeffrey?
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: Doogie Browser on April 30, 2008, 05:36:20 PM
Village People refute allegations Daniel O'Donnell is to join them.
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: dodo on April 30, 2008, 09:27:16 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on April 30, 2008, 03:27:01 PM
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_enl_1209476122/img/1.jpg)

After much measurement it is decided that at 20" the spanner is way too far away from Jeffrey's ring !

Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: ziggysego on April 30, 2008, 09:29:25 PM
Quote from: dodo on April 30, 2008, 09:27:16 PM
After much measurement it is decided that at 20" the spanner is way too far away from Jeffrey's ring !

We have a winner!  :D
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: muppet on April 30, 2008, 09:58:03 PM
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_enl_1209476122/img/1.jpg)

Photocall for Stormont's tools.
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: The Gs Man on April 30, 2008, 10:21:28 PM
looks like Jeffrey is wearing one of them big comedy hands that you get at ice hockey matches.  look at the feckin size of it.
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: ONeill on April 30, 2008, 11:15:59 PM
Kelly's tool ready for action as Donaldson proudly holds ring up for inspection.

Interlocutor measures progress
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: Tyrones own on May 01, 2008, 01:00:33 AM

  Here Jeffery, hold you the stupid end..
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: GerryFromDerry on May 01, 2008, 08:49:28 AM
" Oh Gerry, every time you come near me with that spanner i can feel my nuts tighten!"
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: thejuice on May 07, 2008, 11:35:38 AM
Hey Ziggy, hope you dont mind me high-jacking your thread,  ;)

(http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00181/bertieandian_181150d.jpg)
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: ziggysego on May 07, 2008, 11:48:10 AM
Not at all. Probably should have started a new one though and take full credit ;)

Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: feetofflames on May 07, 2008, 12:39:48 PM
Lets unite Ireland and split the profits! 
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: winsamsoon on May 07, 2008, 02:38:03 PM
The first caption, Jeffrey says " I have had one this size in me"

second one, "I know where i'd love to put this the bertie"
                 Or
        For years i have wanted to stick this in you Ian  ;) :D
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: ziggysego on May 07, 2008, 02:42:35 PM
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How big a slice of the cake do you want Ian?
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: rrhf on May 07, 2008, 03:50:18 PM
The two outgoing prime ministers of Ireland discuss severence packages.
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: magpie seanie on May 07, 2008, 05:23:50 PM
Bertie, you do not understand the power of the dark side...
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: muppet on May 07, 2008, 09:19:13 PM
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Paisley: Where I come from we use these as toothpicks.

Ahern: Eh I'll use it as an envelope opener. 

Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: ziggysego on May 07, 2008, 09:19:52 PM
Mine's bigger than yours.
Title: Re: Ziggy's Caption Competition
Post by: ONeill on May 07, 2008, 10:45:41 PM
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Paisley and Ahern taunt a prostrate and wounded Adams before delivering the fatal blows.

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