Woman jailed for testicle attack :'(
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
having read that I'm now sitting with my legs crossed!!!!!!!! :o :-X :'(
Poor bast*rd
What I can't understand is how come he was just in his underpants when she did the deed?
I thought they were drinking with friends, and yet he suddenly found himself completely naked.
"I am in no way a violent person."
God help him if she ever gets violent.
Thats aballing behaviour, ;)
Obviously no one had ever told her the proper way to teabag.
Did no-one explain the rules of Handball to her?
I'd say he balled his eyes out after that.
shes obviously not one for the swallowing either
Let that be a lesson to ye all.
:D
The guy is ok now though. They found a willing donor for him in the form of an alien being. Well I assume thats what he was, he wrote extra testical on his donar card.
Hell hath no fury and all that......
brought a lump to my throat reading it!
Quote from: hitzelsperger on June 14, 2007, 04:48:50 PM
brought a lump to my throat reading it!
What exactly do you be at, at the weekends? :D
i don't understand that story at all. how did his under wear come off and where was his trousers? i doubt they were getting it on. i love the 'long term but open relationship' lol. thats a nice way of putting it.