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Get yer hands off me ya slabber.
Can you swim? There's 26 medals in that river and the boys want them back.
Houl' on
Joe Versus the Volcano
Hold on Joe, i love a bit of attention also.
LET ME FINISH!!
"Do you know I'm the President of the United States?"
"Course you are Joe, now this lovely lady will take you back to your room"
Biden : Hey Joe, ya Blewitt
"Two hands Mr President, methodically dragging him down"
What Sean Cavanagh did, I can't believe that someone awarded him the man of the match! That was a total and absolute disgrace - that's the anthesis of what gaelic games are about - Hold on!
Let's go Brandon... I mean, Biden.
Mr Biden, do you mind if I claim at the start of the occasional indo column that you were 'texting me during the week'?
Joe, you can say Mayo if you must, but don't tip Louth for Sam.
Joe, help me. My Ma's from Tyrone and my Da's from Derry and neither county likes me.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, have I hexed mayo again ?
Why are you callin Jamie Bryson a prod.