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You wish, Nige!
Diane, you're label's showing.
"I wish the fcukers on Gaaboard would get me name right. QS etc etc"
Microphone muffler cannot obscure giant dick
The sacred union of Doddsy and the muff
I thought the Tickle stick was more colourful.
"And now I shall sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore"
Well done on your victory, John. You ran a marvellous campaign.
Dodds first to put up a hard border in Muff, pre Brexit
Just off the phone to Dee Stitt there, it's all sorted out now that he's put a phone call through to UUP offices. No way was I giving up the big Westminster salary just because submarine Steve had the audacity to challenge me.
Poppycock.
O Boris.... what a hairy dick you have.....
"I wonder if Emma Little ever gets the same feeling as I have right now?"
Did you put something up my ass ye skitter ye?
(Stolen from Mark McCarney)