The mark to fail
Joe Brolly stirs someone around May
Dublin lose to Tyrone in the league and begin a spiral towards mediocrity with players falling out and a drugs sensation
Armagh do well
Mayo to win the AI
If Roscommon dont win the AI, Dublin will.
Donegal for the Anglo Celt
That's about it, the rest very predictable
Tipp to win Division 3 and reach the Munster final where anything can happen !
The west to be awake this springtime when Galway and Mayo win NFL titles.
Kerry to win senior,U21,minor,junior and U17 All Irelands.
Quote from: Cunny Funt on January 05, 2017, 12:20:00 AM
The west to be awake this springtime when Galway and Mayo win NFL titles.
Kerry to win senior,U21,minor,junior and U17 All Irelands.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Entire Cavan team to move to London for work reasons
Sunday Game theme tune to replace Pat Spillane for analysis involving Kerry on RTE
Kildare to lose in the first round of Leinster as American film crew arrives to make a rerun of the picture of Dorian Grey starring Newbridge
Dubs to be unbackable by 1 June
All stars to discontinue the awards to forwards
GAA to deny it is in talks to sell GF to Sky who want to merge it with Olympic handball.
Sledging of Cathal McCarron in the Ulster championship to be taken up by trans activists on twitter. Mickey Harte fuses the Trans persecution complex with the Tyrone mentality to produce a new referee focused martyrdom complex. Trans community on Twitter refuse to engage with RTE.
Attendances fall in August
Mayo for Sam
Gerry Hargan and Jim Ronayne to come out in the media and declare that Lee Keegan is actually Beelzebub himself. Keegan consequently gets burnt at the stake.
Dublin GAA to receive all GAA funding.
Joe Brolly to join the priesthood.
Kildare to win back the O'Byrne Cup. Cian O'Neill to use the league and championship to blood players for next years assault for the two in a row.
Kerry GAA to fund Official Cute-hoorism courses for their fans.
Pairc Ui Chaoimh to be opened by a Garth Brookes concert. Local residents object. Frank Murphy objects to local residents objecting. Strike ensues.
Mayo to win Sam. Only to lose highlights on that evenings Sunday Game.
Jim McGuinness to make a return to Donegal. Two goalkeepers start their first league game.
Mickey Harte ends his RTE boycott by taking over The Late Late Show.
Kieran Donaghy smiles at a ref.
New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.
Rest of the year is pretty boring.
Quote from: magpie seanie on January 06, 2017, 10:07:40 AM
New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.
Rest of the year is pretty boring.
You've a powerful imagination!
Quote from: Itchy on January 06, 2017, 01:44:10 PM
Quote from: magpie seanie on January 06, 2017, 10:07:40 AM
New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.
Rest of the year is pretty boring.
You've a powerful imagination!
Bloody does and all, given we're playing Mayo in the quarter-final if we get over New York. ;D
Quote from: Owenmoresider on January 06, 2017, 01:50:12 PM
Quote from: Itchy on January 06, 2017, 01:44:10 PM
Quote from: magpie seanie on January 06, 2017, 10:07:40 AM
New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.
Rest of the year is pretty boring.
You've a powerful imagination!
Bloody does and all, given we're playing Mayo in the quarter-final if we get over New York. ;D
Sorry I got the draw wrong (in my defence for a small province it's ridiculously convoluted) but was just getting into the spirit of things!
Quote from: magpie seanie on January 06, 2017, 01:58:40 PM
Quote from: Owenmoresider on January 06, 2017, 01:50:12 PM
Quote from: Itchy on January 06, 2017, 01:44:10 PM
Quote from: magpie seanie on January 06, 2017, 10:07:40 AM
New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.
Rest of the year is pretty boring.
You've a powerful imagination!
Bloody does and all, given we're playing Mayo in the quarter-final if we get over New York. ;D
Sorry I got the draw wrong (in my defence for a small province it's ridiculously convoluted) but was just getting into the spirit of things!
It's easily forgotten til closer to the time anyway, still a nondescript Div 3 campaign to muddle through.
Weren't wrong on the route though - New York, Mayo, Galway and Leitrim to win Connacht. Too easy!
Quote from: Owenmoresider on January 06, 2017, 02:07:34 PM
Quote from: magpie seanie on January 06, 2017, 01:58:40 PM
Quote from: Owenmoresider on January 06, 2017, 01:50:12 PM
Quote from: Itchy on January 06, 2017, 01:44:10 PM
Quote from: magpie seanie on January 06, 2017, 10:07:40 AM
New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.
Rest of the year is pretty boring.
You've a powerful imagination!
Bloody does and all, given we're playing Mayo in the quarter-final if we get over New York. ;D
Sorry I got the draw wrong (in my defence for a small province it's ridiculously convoluted) but was just getting into the spirit of things!
It's easily forgotten til closer to the time anyway, still a nondescript Div 3 campaign to muddle through.
Weren't wrong on the route though - New York, Mayo, Galway and Leitrim to win Connacht. Too easy!
4 wins needed to win a province of 5+2 teams. Only Prenty would get away with it!!!
Meath to not fear Dublin.
Armagh to win division 3. Get beat in Ulster final and subsequently in the AIQF
Dublin to win Leinster and Meath and Kildare to be criticised for not being Dublin.
Longford to make more of an effort than Meath and Kildare. Kildare to get a doctor's cert for PTSD
Quote from: Dinny Breen on January 08, 2017, 06:31:16 AM
Dublin to win Leinster and Meath and Kildare to be criticised for not being Dublin.
Meath's Mickey Burke looking for the chance to end Dublin's dominance of Leinster
"I'm eating nothing but blueberries and avocados and spinach all day, every day.
"You might think I'm nuts. I am nuts, but I want to mark Bernard Brogan and Dean Rock and I want to win Leinster medals."https://www.thesun.ie/sport/gaa-football/400101/meaths-mickey-burke-looking-for-the-chance-to-end-dublins-dominance-of-leinster/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-TWITTER-_-IrishSunSport-_-20170108-_-770499979 (https://www.thesun.ie/sport/gaa-football/400101/meaths-mickey-burke-looking-for-the-chance-to-end-dublins-dominance-of-leinster/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-TWITTER-_-IrishSunSport-_-20170108-_-770499979)
;D
Quote from: Jinxy on January 08, 2017, 01:44:34 PM
Quote from: Dinny Breen on January 08, 2017, 06:31:16 AM
Dublin to win Leinster and Meath and Kildare to be criticised for not being Dublin.
Meath's Mickey Burke looking for the chance to end Dublin's dominance of Leinster
"I'm eating nothing but blueberries and avocados and spinach all day, every day.
"You might think I'm nuts. I am nuts, but I want to mark Bernard Brogan and Dean Rock and I want to win Leinster medals."
https://www.thesun.ie/sport/gaa-football/400101/meaths-mickey-burke-looking-for-the-chance-to-end-dublins-dominance-of-leinster/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-TWITTER-_-IrishSunSport-_-20170108-_-770499979 (https://www.thesun.ie/sport/gaa-football/400101/meaths-mickey-burke-looking-for-the-chance-to-end-dublins-dominance-of-leinster/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-TWITTER-_-IrishSunSport-_-20170108-_-770499979)
;D
My favourite Meath player.
Mickey as a baby
(http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/,scalefit_600_noupscale/5707ffab2e00002d00950cb8.jpeg)
wasn't mickey marking Brogan and Rock before over the years . don't think the dubs will lose any sleep knowing Mickey is on the spinach, :D
He wasn't on it back then.
Quote from: Jinxy on January 08, 2017, 01:44:34 PM
Quote from: Dinny Breen on January 08, 2017, 06:31:16 AM
Dublin to win Leinster and Meath and Kildare to be criticised for not being Dublin.
Meath's Mickey Burke looking for the chance to end Dublin's dominance of Leinster
"I'm eating nothing but blueberries and avocados and spinach all day, every day.
"You might think I'm nuts. I am nuts, but I want to mark Bernard Brogan and Dean Rock and I want to win Leinster medals."
https://www.thesun.ie/sport/gaa-football/400101/meaths-mickey-burke-looking-for-the-chance-to-end-dublins-dominance-of-leinster/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-TWITTER-_-IrishSunSport-_-20170108-_-770499979 (https://www.thesun.ie/sport/gaa-football/400101/meaths-mickey-burke-looking-for-the-chance-to-end-dublins-dominance-of-leinster/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-TWITTER-_-IrishSunSport-_-20170108-_-770499979)
;D
The sledging will be brutal.
If we have an S&C coach who knows what he's doing I'd expect to see Mickey at least 5kg lighter for championship.
No good being able to carry a bullock on your shoulders if you're being turned inside out by a nippy corner forward.
Quote from: Jinxy on January 08, 2017, 01:44:34 PM
Quote from: Dinny Breen on January 08, 2017, 06:31:16 AM
Dublin to win Leinster and Meath and Kildare to be criticised for not being Dublin.
Meath's Mickey Burke looking for the chance to end Dublin's dominance of Leinster
"I'm eating nothing but blueberries and avocados and spinach all day, every day.
"You might think I'm nuts. I am nuts, but I want to mark Bernard Brogan and Dean Rock and I want to win Leinster medals."
https://www.thesun.ie/sport/gaa-football/400101/meaths-mickey-burke-looking-for-the-chance-to-end-dublins-dominance-of-leinster/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-TWITTER-_-IrishSunSport-_-20170108-_-770499979 (https://www.thesun.ie/sport/gaa-football/400101/meaths-mickey-burke-looking-for-the-chance-to-end-dublins-dominance-of-leinster/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-TWITTER-_-IrishSunSport-_-20170108-_-770499979)
;D
Lol, fair play to him