Is it a pile of shite or what? When I was young I would be excited but now children know their orders. I dont have children but id imagine theyre clean wankers now.
It all changed when East 17 sang Stay Another Day and looked angry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgc5uEnC3yQ
Advent calendars are not just for Christmas.
Quote from: Olly on December 10, 2016, 12:06:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgc5uEnC3yQ
Poor Kirsty Mc Coll.
Christmas work dinner was last night. I didn't bother going. I'm turnin into a bigger Scrouge with each passin year
Childer get iPhones, Playstations and TVs during the year anyway. How does anyone top that at christmas?
A bloody swiz it is. People complain that they stock the shelves with christmas stuff in September yet they're the same dicks who are buying stuff in september! Bah-humbug!
I am getting loads of emails for sales at the moment.
I thought they were for after Christmas
Quote from: hardstation on December 09, 2016, 11:52:05 PM
To be fair, ye can drink more than usual and be described as "merry" rather than "dipso cnut" like every other week.
Is last Christmas over!
Since when?
Its the Christmas music I like the most ;D : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrVzhXOANSk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrVzhXOANSk)
Quote from: Olly on December 09, 2016, 11:48:29 PM
Is it a pile of shite or what? When I was young I would be excited but now children know their orders. I dont have children but id imagine theyre clean w**kers now.
Maybe if you cut down on the w**king yourself you might have a chance of having children. Do you wear pants on your head when you post as Olly.
Quote from: No wides on December 10, 2016, 03:34:32 PM
Quote from: Olly on December 09, 2016, 11:48:29 PM
Is it a pile of shite or what? When I was young I would be excited but now children know their orders. I dont have children but id imagine theyre clean w**kers now.
Maybe if you cut down on the w**king yourself you might have a chance of having children. Do you wear pants on your head when you post as Olly.
Oh kneel, take a bow. ;D
Christmas is magical with kids. Can be hard with in laws.
And it is sad when people are no longer around. Turkey is awful shite. I don't know why people cook it.
Quote from: seafoid on December 10, 2016, 04:20:49 PMI don't know why people cook it.
It is even worse uncooked.
Quote from: armaghniac on December 10, 2016, 07:59:33 PM
Quote from: seafoid on December 10, 2016, 04:20:49 PMI don't know why people cook it.
It is even worse uncooked.
I dunno. I'd say an uncooked turkey would still taste better than my mother in laws turkey dinner.
I read somewhere that a brussels sprout farm was invaded by some crowd of insects. Fair play to them. If that's what they like.
Turkey is lovely if cooked right. The commercial side of Christmas and neighbors showing off with their fancy lights and trees nowadays is a pain. I would go away for a month to a country that doesn't celebrate Christmas if I could.
Quote from: No wides on December 10, 2016, 03:34:32 PM
Quote from: Olly on December 09, 2016, 11:48:29 PM
Is it a pile of shite or what? When I was young I would be excited but now children know their orders. I dont have children but id imagine theyre clean w**kers now.
Maybe if you cut down on the w**king yourself you might have a chance of having children. Do you wear pants on your head when you post as Olly.
Would you like a couple of Christmas balls shoved up you? I dont have children because i dont like them and anyway my brother is always w**king and he has 6 children so your statistics are lies.
My sister in law did turkey and shite for us one year and proudly told us she followed her mother's recipe but the mother couldn't cook either . If I wanted a carvery I would go to the ashlIng hotel with the auld fella.
Starting to enjoy xmas more now, Being off and doing feck all is great! Xmas ever year for past 18 years at the in laws (who put on a great spread) and chilling out playing the latest board games talking crap (expert level) drinking good wine and the odd blockbuster on to!
Repeated the next day at my house with everyone round for another spread! The magic of having young kids at xmas has gone unfortunately but the next stage is proving less stressful! More expensive but sure..
Looking forward to sprouts roasted parsnips roast potatoes mash turkey ham assorted greens proper made gravy... usually have three helpings!
You're gonna have a busy time at the gym in January, working all that off!
Quote from: BennyCake on December 11, 2016, 10:45:14 AM
You're gonna have a busy time at the gym in January, working all that off!
DW closes only on xmas day!! I generally do a four mile run every morning including New Year's Day
Christmas cake is lovely
Quote from: Olly on December 10, 2016, 09:51:12 PM
Quote from: No wides on December 10, 2016, 03:34:32 PM
Quote from: Olly on December 09, 2016, 11:48:29 PM
Is it a pile of shite or what? When I was young I would be excited but now children know their orders. I dont have children but id imagine theyre clean w**kers now.
Maybe if you cut down on the w**king yourself you might have a chance of having children. Do you wear pants on your head when you post as Olly.
Would you like a couple of Christmas balls shoved up you? I dont have children because i dont like them and anyway my brother is always w**king and he has 6 children so your statistics are lies.
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Quote from: seafoid on December 10, 2016, 11:00:31 PM
My sister in law did turkey and shite for us one year and proudly told us she followed her mother's recipe but the mother couldn't cook either . If I wanted a carvery I would go to the ashlIng hotel with the auld fella.
Seems in Galway they go although cranberry sauce and opt for shite instead.
Christmas is like Seafoid.It only comes once a year!
Very unCatholic comment Tony😀
Going into the local Supervalu on Saturday when I met a neighbour coming out the door. A miserable fecker att the best of times but this time he was pushing a supermarket trolley that was loaded with parcels and boxes and the usual Christmas craic.
It was a fair oul' pile, probably €200 or thereabouts at a rough guess. As we met I wished him the compliments of the season. (ActuallyI said, "I see you let the moths out of your wallet for their annual outing."
He was too pissed off to tell me to eff off and small wonder as he had the ball and chain coming behind him. If it wasn't for her he'd spend eff all. "Ah," he growled "I hate Christmas, it's only for kids."
I took a look at the contents of the trolley and fell about laughing, much to his surprise. He had slabs of lager and Guinness; at least a half dozen bottles of wine and I spotted
a bottle of Hennessy in there somewhere. Pride of place went to the turkey; there was a couple of stones of him in it without a shadow of doubt.
Not even the shadow of a a kid's toy or a even a few minerals. "Bejaysus," sez I, "your kids must have grown up horrid quick since I saw them yesterday."
This time he did tell me to eff off and I returned the compliment with a two-fingered salute and we parted, having exchanged our customary seasonal greetings.
(Oh well, I thought it was funny anyway.)
Thats great slagging between two gobshites. At least ye are not bothering anyone else