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Title: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: Jinxy on July 11, 2016, 11:46:37 AM
If Usain Bolt was from Tyrone, the IOC would have disqualified him for eating a box of chicken nuggets before the 100m final in Beijing.
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: Aristo 60 on July 11, 2016, 12:30:58 PM
There's no If in it. Usain Bolt Tyrone is from Tyrone.

But Jamaica stole him (with help from the Derry County Board and RTE).

Bored today.
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: leenie on July 11, 2016, 12:43:38 PM
Another pointless thread
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: seafoid on July 11, 2016, 12:56:49 PM
If he was from Tyrone Edmund Hillary would have dived near the summit of Mt Everest to reach it before Sherpa Tensing and died of frostbite. He wouldn't even have been fit enough to refuse to be interviewed on RTE.
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: seafoid on July 11, 2016, 12:59:06 PM
If he was from Tyrone General Zhukov woukd have been engaged in a pointless discussion with a General from Armagh at a key turning point in the battle of Stalingrad and Tyrone would now be a German speaking part of the General Government.
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: Jinxy on July 11, 2016, 01:58:04 PM
If he was from Tyrone, Vladimir Lenin would have refused to do any interviews with Pravda.
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: twohands!!! on July 11, 2016, 02:12:09 PM
I doubt he'd be as friendly with the Kerry lads.

He's not half bad at the soloing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PousjvySZvE
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: Tony Baloney on July 11, 2016, 02:51:22 PM
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecutory_delusion (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecutory_delusion)

Why always me?
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: omaghjoe on July 11, 2016, 04:04:02 PM
Big Joe would be 2nd Row for the Accies 2nds
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: BennyHarp on July 11, 2016, 04:33:00 PM
You lads are obsessed with Tyrone!
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: Tony Baloney on July 11, 2016, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: BennyHarp on July 11, 2016, 04:33:00 PM
You lads are obsessed with Tyrone!
How does it make you feel when you feel you are being watched and judged by everyone?
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: Fuzzman on July 11, 2016, 04:46:43 PM
Jinxy has always been obsessed with Tyrone and praising the Dubs.
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: omaghjoe on July 11, 2016, 04:54:12 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 11, 2016, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: BennyHarp on July 11, 2016, 04:33:00 PM
You lads are obsessed with Tyrone!
How does it make you feel when you feel you are being watched and judged by everyone?

Resentment means that you got something that someone else wants, so I would be happy enough with that
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: screenexile on July 11, 2016, 05:02:47 PM
As I've said the two main topics of the past few days have been taken over by the "But if Tyrone did it there would be more talk about it" . . . funny enough by the siege mentality brigade but the world doesn't revolve around Mickey Harte and his band of diving/cheating/insert whatever dergoatory term you want here men!
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: seafoid on July 11, 2016, 05:05:32 PM
Quote from: BennyHarp on July 11, 2016, 04:33:00 PM
You lads are obsessed with Tyrone!
It makes a refreshing change from Roscommon
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: seafoid on July 11, 2016, 05:06:44 PM
If he was from Tyrone Lemmy would have played banjo for the Main liners.
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: BennyHarp on July 11, 2016, 05:19:00 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 11, 2016, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: BennyHarp on July 11, 2016, 04:33:00 PM
You lads are obsessed with Tyrone!
How does it make you feel when you feel you are being watched and judged by everyone?

It's better than being ignored I suppose. What's your county again?
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: Syferus on July 11, 2016, 05:38:03 PM
If Jesus was from Tyrone he'd be crucified.
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: thejuice on July 11, 2016, 05:45:12 PM
If Roman Polanski was from Tyrone The Pianist would have been about the 96 semifinal.
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: Itchy on July 11, 2016, 08:46:32 PM
If mother Teresa was from Tyrone she'd give ya nathin
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: omaghjoe on July 11, 2016, 08:52:57 PM
Quote from: Itchy on July 11, 2016, 08:46:32 PM
If mother Teresa was from Tyrone she'd give ya nathin

Tyrone...or Cavan?
Title: Re: "If he was from Tyrone..."
Post by: Jinxy on July 11, 2016, 09:46:07 PM
If Neil Armstrong was from Tyrone, they would have given Buzz Aldrin all the credit.