Things like
Go home ref
Anyone for the last few choc ices
etc
Another wide by Mayo.
Take that useless bollix aff!
Ya bollix ref!
Ya stupid shite ye!
Oh jaysus!
For feck sake!
What was that for, ref (ya bollix!)
Oh Christ, look who's coming on!
Ya dirty bollix!
Or is that just me? ;D
The yella ****
Thon cowardly ****
Thon p***k
That lad isn't playing well today, but he is trying his best which is the main thing! ::)
Wake up for fecks sake!
Mark Up!
Kick it in!
The phrase "touch tight" has come out of nowhere and is spouted all the time now.
Nowhere? Our coaches used to shout that at our backs 25 years ago!
Quote from: AZOffaly on December 09, 2015, 01:14:27 PM
Nowhere? Our coaches used to shout that at our backs 25 years ago!
Fair enough . Only began hearing it myself around 5 or 6 years ago. Everyone at it now.
Maybe we were just negative hoors :)
"Come on to fvck"
Usually directed towards the ref linesmen or umpire
"He's only got a right" - usually followed by a nippy forward tapping one over with his left
Hats, flags, scarves and headbands.
Schermozzle.
Cute hoorism.
No cows milked for a week.
'ah jayus howl on to the thing'
'too long'
Bend your f**king back
Put him through the fence
Ah come on ref
Blow it up*
*not used in Mayo
"For fucks sake Joe would ye move for it"
"Aw well won Joe"
"Ah Joe what are ye shooting from there for?"
"Aw, Great score Joe."
Put it up!
Do your job linesman.
Take him off the f**k.
"A bad wide" - show me a good wide.
A great man to bust up play.
A great "hurling man"
Tipp/ Tyrone will be hated because they border so many counties.
the best gaa phrase ever heard 'Ive heard he's going well in training'
A game of two halves.
That's as good as a point.
Let him know you're there.
"Someone kick the fcukn ball"
Take them f**king wing mirrors off ta f**k
Quote from: themac_23 on December 09, 2015, 03:45:51 PM
the best gaa phrase ever heard 'Ive heard he's going well in training'
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Them boys never perform come match day.
Quote from: ashman on December 09, 2015, 03:25:18 PM
"A bad wide" - show me a good wide.
A soft goal
followed by
they threw it away
"It must be said." If the games is on the telly and Martin Carney is doing the commentary. Often said at the beginning, in the middle & at the end of the one sentence. Which is a pretty nifty trick. It must be said.
And
"There was no malice in it, no malice at all"
Completely ignoring the fact that some lad just missed having his head removed from his shoulders, by about a fraction of an inch. ::)
get f'ing rid of it!
your ball, your f'ing ball!
wide ball.
watch the post!
if you're gonna fight, fight over on this side so we can see it.
play it in long for fecks sake.
Go on ya boy ya!!
"Show for the ball"
When watching Galway hurling teams;
"Put your two f&%kin (*) hands on the hurl!"
(* Amount of curses used increases in direct proportion to amount of time gone in match. )
Only for the drink
Keep 'er lit (Tír Eoghain)!
Take it yourself you bollix (of a ref)!
Your guide dog's over here!
:)
After a selfish solo run followed by a bad wide I was told by the manager that "there's a line over here where I'm standing"
Enuf said, no more selfish play from me.
He only ruffled his hair.
Thats the ball .............. usually shouted when a huge aimless up and under is launched in.
"G'wan Tom!"
*Tom passes to Dick*
"G'wan Dick!"
*Dick passes to Harry*
"G'wan Harry!"
*Harry passes to Tom*
"G'wan Tom!"
Can you see the pattern emerging?
STEPS!!
Slippy tit in reference to Padric Joyce at a league match...
"There he is auld slippy tit falling over again"
"Go on you slippy tit bas**rd"
It was in maghera(derry).
Quote from: stephenite on December 10, 2015, 10:04:44 AM
STEPS!!
My wife has observed my habit of going "Steps. STEPS! STEEEEEEEEEEPS!!!!!!"
Let it in - That's the ball - Ah for ff
put up that flag
Who cares ? It's only the league
'..then he went to Belfast'
Takedownthatfcukingumbrella
"We haven't started yet lads" usually shouted by an oul boy along the line after 45minutes of play
"Where's your book ref???"
"Points win All Irelands"
"Take your points, the goals will come"
"Get him aff, ta f**k"
"You'd have caught it if it was a cheeseburger" - usually said to/about the chunkier GAA player
He's f**king useless the ****, the brother is twice the footballer he is but no interest at all, at all.
Quit f**king about with it!
Kick the f**king thing!
Put him in the stand!
wheres your cards now referee??
stick it overrrr!!
2 bouncessss
Thon boy's done.
Thon boy hasn't a clue [manager]
Thon boy's useless [player]
Lovely atein apples (Outside Croker back in the day)
Hats, flags & Rosettes
Hats, flags and Official programs.
C'mon Armagh.
Hateful 'Blaney bastards.
"Too Long" if anyone has the audacity to take a solo.
"Black Card, ref" for every foul.
"He married the full cousin" at Monaghan games in Croke.
'couldn't kick snow off a rope' is a local classic
Quote from: Aristo 60 on December 10, 2015, 10:19:16 PM
'couldn't kick snow off a rope' is a local classic
Wouldn't hit Clerys window wirra brick
What class of p***k decides to wear moulded boots a day like that
[Just before the throw-in] "Come on boys! From the start!"
The insurance point
As good as a score
That lad does play better when he's drunk :D
What about the "kick it dead", making sure u don't drop it short
Let the **** know you are there
They are taking the f**king piss with the prices in that shop
There's a few bob about this club
Are the county boys togging out tonight
How much are they paying this new manager
They're training at what time in the morning
Before these coloured boots went mental, I used to hear...
Hit that **** with the poofy shoes!
Quote from: The Subbie on December 10, 2015, 09:45:21 PM
Hateful 'Blaney b**tards.
WTF!!!!!
At least spell it right ya p***k. ;D
Quote from: BennyCake on December 11, 2015, 11:09:48 AM
Before these coloured boots went mental, I used to hear...
Hit that **** with the poofy shoes!
Did you go back to wearing black boots after that!!!
"Let the ball do the work" usually quickly followed by "feck sake lads, don't kick it away"
Quote from: The Subbie on December 12, 2015, 05:58:35 AM
Quote from: BennyCake on December 11, 2015, 11:09:48 AM
Before these coloured boots went mental, I used to hear...
Hit that **** with the poofy shoes!
Did you go back to wearing black boots after that!!!
Aye, I had to change into them at half time ;)
What would he know about football? He never won an AI medal!
Quote from: From the Bunker on December 12, 2015, 07:51:46 PM
What would he know about football? He never won an AI medal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euR_Idiso-Y