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Weirdos.
I count myself among the sinister ones.
I too stand with Bill Gates and Barrack Obama on this matter.
And me 8)
Enjoy the last 2h 19mins lads, the other 364 days are for us deasogs :D
The devil's in ya weirdos.
I'm half a ciotóg.
Write with my right but 'play' golf on the left.
Awkward shower of feckers!
Quote from: ziggysego on August 13, 2014, 09:57:36 PM
The devil's in ya weirdos.
Careful now, our mate Benjamin Netanyahu will level Greencastle and Barrack will not condemn it.
Dont our muslim friends use the ciotar paw all the time every day to clean themselves when letting the brown dog off the leash? And not always using Andrex puppy toilet roll it has to be said. Unclean yis hoors!!! ;D ;)
Quote from: 5 Sams on August 14, 2014, 01:02:10 AM
Dont our muslim friends use the ciotar paw all the time every day to clean themselves when letting the brown dog off the leash? And not always using Andrex puppy toilet roll it has to be said. Unclean yis hoors!!! ;D ;)
We lefties use the right hand for that and for shaking hands with rightists.
Woodwork class was the worst, every bench and tool designed for a rightie. Glad I stiill have a paw.
Quote from: armaghniac on August 14, 2014, 01:10:21 AM
Quote from: 5 Sams on August 14, 2014, 01:02:10 AM
Dont our muslim friends use the ciotar paw all the time every day to clean themselves when letting the brown dog off the leash? And not always using Andrex puppy toilet roll it has to be said. Unclean yis hoors!!! ;D ;)
We lefties use the right hand for that and for shaking hands with rightists.
;D We have Andrex here in Armagh for that not dock leaves like the boys in Down.
Quote from: Shamrock Shore on August 13, 2014, 11:54:15 PM
I'm half a ciotóg.
Write with my right but 'play' golf on the left.
I swing the club on the right but I have a left handed grip!
Quote from: Shamrock Shore on August 13, 2014, 11:54:15 PM
I'm half a ciotóg.
Write with my right but 'play' golf on the left.
All these years and I didn't realise we had Phil Mickelson in our midst!
Its no kidding matter, all power tools like chainsaws, Stihl saws, not to mention plain old scissors are designed for right handers and are awkward as f**k for ciotógs to use.
QuoteAll these years and I didn't realise we had Phil Mickelson in our midst!
More like Phil Silvers :-[
Quote from: Shamrock Shore on August 13, 2014, 11:54:15 PM
I'm half a ciotóg.
Write with my right but 'play' golf on the left.
Myself and five of my brothers did this, the other two did it the opposite way. :o
I write with my right
hold the fork with right
hold a spoon with my right
I kick with my left
use a spade, shovel, sledge etc using my left side. (Ole man always give out to me about this)
have a lazy left eye
I would carry the children using my left arm.
kind of fcuked up.
Quote from: laoislad on August 14, 2014, 08:45:36 AM
Quote from: Shamrock Shore on August 13, 2014, 11:54:15 PM
I'm half a ciotóg.
Write with my right but 'play' golf on the left.
I swing the club on the right but I have a left handed grip!
So you are cack handed then!