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Title: muppet's craption competition #116
Post by: muppet on July 24, 2014, 03:22:36 AM
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Title: Re: muppet's craption competition #116
Post by: T Fearon on July 24, 2014, 07:11:43 AM
Marty Duffy would drive anybody to the fags
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Post by: Orior on July 24, 2014, 08:22:47 AM
Is that you-know-who on the far right?
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Post by: Hardy on July 24, 2014, 09:13:26 AM
Well there's no smokin' on the bus.
Title: Re: muppet's craption competition #116
Post by: Jinxy on July 24, 2014, 09:22:06 AM
Who's marking 14 lads?
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Post by: CD on July 24, 2014, 09:37:58 AM
'Man makes rude gesture so vigorously his hand catches fire!'
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Post by: omagh_gael on July 24, 2014, 09:50:53 AM
The full back clearly wasn't listening when the zonal marking system was discussed at training on Thursday night.
Title: Re: muppet's craption competition #116
Post by: sensethetone on July 24, 2014, 10:43:33 AM
If he had an E-Light he could have played away.
Title: Re: muppet's craption competition #116
Post by: Aristo 60 on July 24, 2014, 11:27:10 AM
Quote from: muppet on July 24, 2014, 03:22:36 AM
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Player called ashore as a medical precaution after another Dublin finger biting incident.
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Post by: rrhf on July 24, 2014, 11:42:14 AM
The ad that didnt make the cut for lucozade sport. 
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Post by: sligoman2 on July 24, 2014, 12:36:23 PM
The full back was sent to the sideline for pulling and dragging on one of the Carrolls.  The yellow team got lit up by the opposition once Nick O'Teen the full back (who was outstanding in tabac line) was put out.
Manager Tim Majors from Marlboro inhaled deeply and admitted afterward that his team was smoked by the opposition once Nick was put out.  " We were no match for them" he admitted, "Nick is as good as twenty players" he revealed and there's no ifs and or butts about it.
Title: Re: muppet's craption competition #116
Post by: Aristo 60 on July 24, 2014, 12:43:50 PM
Quote from: sligoman2 on July 24, 2014, 12:36:23 PM
The full back was sent to the sideline for pulling and dragging on one of the Carrolls.  The yellow team got lit up by the opposition once Nick O'Teen the full back (who was outstanding in tabac line) was put out.
Manager Tim Majors from Marlboro inhaled deeply and admitted afterward that his team was smoked by the opposition once Nick was put out.  " We were no match for them" he admitted, "Nick is as good as twenty players" he revealed and there's no ifs and or butts about it.

Winner for effort alone.
Title: Re: muppet's craption competition #116
Post by: johnneycool on July 24, 2014, 12:46:00 PM
GAA to introduce 'feg' subs for junior B grade.
Title: Re: muppet's craption competition #116
Post by: T Fearon on July 24, 2014, 10:55:28 PM
Roscommon gone to pot after defeat to Armagh
Title: Re: muppet's craption competition #116
Post by: never kickt a ball on July 24, 2014, 11:04:56 PM
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Show me the player's number 6 and number 10
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Post by: bcarrier on July 25, 2014, 08:44:28 PM
GAA launch sin bin (sponsored by Marlboro) trial


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Post by: BennyCake on July 25, 2014, 10:58:48 PM
Their full forward is wearing white boots. Psycho, you're going in.
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Post by: rrhf on July 25, 2014, 11:27:52 PM
Big smoke is too tempting for top club footballers.
Title: Re: muppet's craption competition #116
Post by: orangeman on July 26, 2014, 08:18:10 AM
The full back back got sent off - he was raging - so much so that the steam came out of his ears, sorry nose.
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Post by: Sidney on July 27, 2014, 01:34:39 AM
No wonder Roscommon people always smell so bad - you're supposed to spray the deodorant under your arms, not into your mouth.