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Title: Funny Dinner Dance Speeches
Post by: theticklemister on February 04, 2014, 07:49:43 AM
We had Dknal Curtis to ours there recently and he began.

'A lot of you may not know me, but I wasnt as popular as other Meath players. I wasnt invited to speak at dinner dances and such all they wanted was Trevor Giles, Ollie Murphy, Graham Geraghty and Darren Fay.'

I found that very humourous.
Title: Re: Funny Dinner Dance Speeches
Post by: Aristo 60 on February 04, 2014, 03:45:22 PM
Nobody else tickled by tickle?

I was in Vegas a long time ago and found myself going down an escalator in one of the large hotels. Three coloured girls were on the up escalator and they were obviously going to some sort of formal or event.

Says I "Are you girls for the dinner dance?!"

Like tickle I didn't even get a single response. And the boys haven't let me forget that till this day.
Title: Re: Funny Dinner Dance Speeches
Post by: Rossfan on February 04, 2014, 04:14:41 PM
Quote from: Aristo 60 on February 04, 2014, 03:45:22 PM
Nobody else tickled by tickle?

Three coloured girls
:o
Quaint old fashioned talk that.
Title: Re: Funny Dinner Dance Speeches
Post by: Rois on February 04, 2014, 04:25:25 PM
Quote from: Aristo 60 on February 04, 2014, 03:45:22 PM
Nobody else tickled by tickle?

I was in Vegas a long time ago and found myself going down an escalator in one of the large hotels. Three coloured girls were on the up escalator and they were obviously going to some sort of formal or event.

Says I "Are you girls for the dinner dance?!"

Like tickle I didn't even get a single response. And the boys haven't let me forget that till this day.

I've heard that story before somewhere...the penny has now dropped
Title: Re: Funny Dinner Dance Speeches
Post by: Aristo 60 on February 04, 2014, 04:58:13 PM
Get on with your work Rois!

8)
Title: Re: Funny Dinner Dance Speeches
Post by: Orior on February 04, 2014, 05:50:51 PM
Quote from: Rois on February 04, 2014, 04:25:25 PM
Quote from: Aristo 60 on February 04, 2014, 03:45:22 PM
Nobody else tickled by tickle?

I was in Vegas a long time ago and found myself going down an escalator in one of the large hotels. Three coloured girls were on the up escalator and they were obviously going to some sort of formal or event.

Says I "Are you girls for the dinner dance?!"

Like tickle I didn't even get a single response. And the boys haven't let me forget that till this day.

I've heard that story before somewhere...the penny has now dropped

As a country boy, I've lived a very sheltered life and my penny is still stuck up on the tree. Can anyone help me get it down?
Title: Re: Funny Dinner Dance Speeches
Post by: Rois on February 04, 2014, 10:00:31 PM
Sorry Orior, by telling that story Aristo has revealed his identity to me.
Title: Re: Funny Dinner Dance Speeches
Post by: Billys Boots on February 05, 2014, 02:29:46 PM
Quote from: Rois on February 04, 2014, 10:00:31 PM
Sorry Orior, by telling that story Aristo has revealed his identity to me.

FFS Rois, I've spent the day scratching my head and thinking I was as dense as Orior. 
Title: Re: Funny Dinner Dance Speeches
Post by: ziggysego on February 05, 2014, 02:33:43 PM
Quote from: Rossfan on February 04, 2014, 04:14:41 PM
Quote from: Aristo 60 on February 04, 2014, 03:45:22 PM
Nobody else tickled by tickle?

Three coloured girls
:o
Quaint old fashioned talk that.

And totally relevant to his story too  :-\
Title: Re: Funny Dinner Dance Speeches
Post by: Aristo 60 on February 06, 2014, 04:45:58 PM
Well if you read it again I think there was inference that they wouldn't have had a baldy what a dinner dance was.