I wonder if Danny Welbeck was illegible to play for NI, his da Stan used to be an Army Bomb Disposal Officer in NI in the eighties.
Army Bomb Disposal Officer...............
STAN WELBECK
You are illegible.
If only we'd a Jokes thread.
Or a "not bad joke, but fcukin 6mths old at this stage" thread
Or even a Euro 2012 thread
tsk tsk ;D