Them folk are into some weird shit ;D
http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/celebrity-news-gossip/helen-wood-confessions-of-a-working-girl-2817767.html (http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/celebrity-news-gossip/helen-wood-confessions-of-a-working-girl-2817767.html)
"We came over to Ireland and went around different hotels. Dublin, Belfast, Galway and Cork. We worked a lot in Cork. I hated Cork. They're a different breed. They're like the rednecks of Ireland. They're totally not with it when it comes to sex and women. A massive bunch of them would request the strangest of things. One man wanted me to treat him like a little boy. A lot of them were gay but they wouldn't admit it. They're quite dirty in Cork."
Dirty, as in a good way, with dirty sex?
"No." She grimaces. "They're not clean, not like city boys. A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to twat them."
Did she bring her wooden spoon?
"No. One man wanted me to kick him in his ribs and he'd bring an egg-timer to make sure he got his full half-hour. In Cork, a lot of the men want strap-on dildos up their asses. I see it as not having sex with them so I actually prefer that. It's actually quite amusing because I'd be looking at the back of their head thinking, 'You f**king idiot.'
:o
i dont think this topic is becoming of the gaaboard. i'm not a prude but this stuff isnt good craic. sorry forever.. i know your only having a laugh etc
lets make a deal........he can leave it here as long as he promises to also post it on www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com
Quote from: lawnseed on July 11, 2011, 11:54:06 PM
i dont think this topic is becoming of the gaaboard. i'm not a prude but this stuff isnt good craic. sorry forever.. i know your only having a laugh etc
+1
Quote from: lawnseed on July 11, 2011, 11:54:06 PM
i dont think this topic is becoming of the gaaboard. i'm not a prude but this stuff isnt good craic. sorry forever.. i know your only having a laugh etc
Well I thought it was interesting. Damned if I know what it was doing in the Indo though, sounds more like Sunday Life material.
Quote from: mannix on July 12, 2011, 05:27:08 AM
Quote from: lawnseed on July 11, 2011, 11:54:06 PM
i dont think this topic is becoming of the gaaboard. i'm not a prude but this stuff isnt good craic. sorry forever.. i know your only having a laugh etc
+1
God help us if we cant have a laugh now ::)
Quote from: Mike Sheehy on July 12, 2011, 03:55:17 AM
lets make a deal........he can leave it here as long as he promises to also post it on www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com
Best suggestion in a while. ;D
I might go down there this weekend. Plenty of b&bs?
Quote from: Billys Boots on July 12, 2011, 09:24:56 AM
Quote from: Mike Sheehy on July 12, 2011, 03:55:17 AM
lets make a deal........he can leave it here as long as he promises to also post it on www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com
Best suggestion in a while. ;D
Yes and can you find some way of letting us watch?
Quote from: Mike Sheehy on July 12, 2011, 03:55:17 AM
lets make a deal........he can leave it here as long as he promises to also post it on www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com
:D
Which part of the above is the weird part?
Quote from: laoislad on July 12, 2011, 01:14:36 PM
Which part of the above is the weird part?
Us non-Cork/Laoislads raised a few eyebrows here:
QuoteThey're not clean, not like city boys. A lot of them reminded me of farmers. They'd ask for the weirdest of things. I had a couple of clients from Cork that wanted to be treated like dogs. They'd sit there and pant at your feet and lick them. They wanted beating up. They'd never have sex, they just wanted you to t**t them.
QuoteThey'd never have sex, they just wanted you to t**t them.
Don't they understand Cork people would only have sex with other Cork people? Getting you to "treat them like dogs"? That's not humiliating themselves, that's just exercising their natural superiority by getting you to do what they want.
(How am I going to find out what "t**t" means?)
Sounds like somebody didn't get paid by a couple of boyos in Cork and is taking her revenge on the county.
Who was she expecting to show up? The lord mayor?
Quote from: Hardy on July 12, 2011, 01:56:27 PM
(How am I going to find out what "t**t" means?)
I'd love to know too, if anyone's telling. :P
Quote from: Billys Boots on July 12, 2011, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: Hardy on July 12, 2011, 01:56:27 PM
(How am I going to find out what "t**t" means?)
I'd love to know too, if anyone's telling. :P
*Head rises above parapet*
I think she means the same as the previous sentence as per English slang, but what would I know?
*incoming! incoming!*
Quote from: Billys Boots on July 12, 2011, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: Hardy on July 12, 2011, 01:56:27 PM
(How am I going to find out what "t**t" means?)
I'd love to know too, if anyone's telling. :P
The answer is in the original article on the independent site, following the link in the original post