Is there an inverse relationship between how successful a county are and the number of posters they have on Gaaboard?
Very few Kerry, Cork and Meath posters yet there's millions of Mayo, Armagh and Cavan posters.
What's that all about? ???
A million Tyronies. Bucking the trend as usual ;D
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 12:54:56 PM
Is there an inverse relationship between how successful a county are and the number of posters they have on Gaaboard?
Very few Kerry, Cork and Meath posters yet there's millions of Mayo, Armagh and Cavan posters.
What's that all about? ???
LMAO!
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 12:54:56 PM
Is there an inverse relationship between how successful a county are and the number of posters they have on Gaaboard?
Very few Kerry, Cork and Meath posters yet there's millions of Mayo, Armagh and Cavan posters.
What's that all about? ???
Perhaps it is connected to the popularity of Gaelic Games in each county (notible exception Kerry)
Quote from: ziggysego on June 20, 2011, 01:00:17 PM
A million Tyronies. Bucking the trend as usual ;D
But were they here prior to 2003. Tyrone still far behind Mayo on the overall record books.
Tyrone kind of straddles both camps tbh.
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on June 20, 2011, 01:02:59 PM
Quote from: ziggysego on June 20, 2011, 01:00:17 PM
A million Tyronies. Bucking the trend as usual ;D
But were they here prior to 2003. Tyrone still far behind Mayo on the overall record books.
The internet was invented the day Tyrone won their first All-Ireland.
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 12:54:56 PM
Is there an inverse relationship between how successful a county are and the number of posters they have on Gaaboard?
Very few Kerry, Cork and Meath posters yet there's millions of Mayo, Armagh and Cavan posters.
What's that all about? ???
So hellooo!! you reckon that Meath are more successful than Armagh? Does one stolen provincial crown suddenly make you better than one of Ireland's top sides for the last decade? What planet are you on? For by that as someone else pointed out, there are plenty of Tyrone posters on this website, maybe you think Meath are better than them too?
Seriously what on earth made you include Meath with Kerry and Cork?
we've a lot of problems and scars to talk through!
QuoteSo hellooo!! you reckon that Meath are more successful than Armagh?
Football wasn't invented in 2002
Quote from: PAULD123 on June 20, 2011, 01:09:26 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 12:54:56 PM
Is there an inverse relationship between how successful a county are and the number of posters they have on Gaaboard?
Very few Kerry, Cork and Meath posters yet there's millions of Mayo, Armagh and Cavan posters.
What's that all about? ???
So hellooo!! you reckon that Meath are more successful than Armagh? Does one stolen provincial crown suddenly make you better than one of Ireland's top sides for the last decade? What planet are you on? For by that as someone else pointed out, there are plenty of Tyrone posters on this website, maybe you think Meath are better than them too?
Seriously what on earth made you include Meath with Kerry and Cork?
He is only stirring, but sure its a bit of craic.
Don't even get me started on Down.
If Colm O'Rourke didn't have TB in '91 you wouldn't have snuck up on us out of the long grass.
:D Well done, Jinxy - only took fifteen minutes.
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 01:11:21 PM
Don't even get me started on Down.
If Colm O'Rourke didn't have TB in '91 you wouldn't have snuck up on us out of the long grass.
If Pat McEnaney had sent the right men off in 1996, I reckon Mayo would be ahead of Meath on Senior A.I.'s as well as every other major title.
Quote from: Barney on June 20, 2011, 01:09:45 PM
we've a lot of problems and scars to talk through!
So this is kind of a support group for you?
I think I get it now.
We should probably start a separate sub-forum where you can all share your tales of woe and injustice free from the judgement of the good counties.
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on June 20, 2011, 01:13:16 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 01:11:21 PM
Don't even get me started on Down.
If Colm O'Rourke didn't have TB in '91 you wouldn't have snuck up on us out of the long grass.
If Pat McEnaney had sent the right men off in 1996, I reckon Mayo would be ahead of Meath on Senior A.I.'s as well as every other major title.
McHale will think twice before he pulls that kung-fu sh*t on a Meathman again.
Dont wanna ruin yer fun, but the simple answer is other counties have there own forums.....
Quote from: PAULD123 on June 20, 2011, 01:09:26 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 12:54:56 PM
Is there an inverse relationship between how successful a county are and the number of posters they have on Gaaboard?
Very few Kerry, Cork and Meath posters yet there's millions of Mayo, Armagh and Cavan posters.
What's that all about? ???
So hellooo!! you reckon that Meath are more successful than Armagh? Does one stolen provincial crown suddenly make you better than one of Ireland's top sides for the last decade? What planet are you on? For by that as someone else pointed out, there are plenty of Tyrone posters on this website, maybe you think Meath are better than them too?
Seriously what on earth made you include Meath with Kerry and Cork?
Have they ever beaten us?
Quote from: Barney on June 20, 2011, 01:09:45 PM
we've a lot of problems and scars to talk through!
If Coyle had missed how life could have been so different :'(
(http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/homersnightout1_thumb.png?w=512&h=384)
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 01:11:21 PM
Don't even get me started on Down.
If Colm O'Rourke didn't have TB in '91 you wouldn't have snuck up on us out of the long grass.
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 01:18:49 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on June 20, 2011, 01:13:16 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 01:11:21 PM
Don't even get me started on Down.
If Colm O'Rourke didn't have TB in '91 you wouldn't have snuck up on us out of the long grass.
If Pat McEnaney had sent the right men off in 1996, I reckon Mayo would be ahead of Meath on Senior A.I.'s as well as every other major title.
McHale will think twice before he pulls that kung-f* sh*t on a Meathman again.
lol Hilarious
There seems to be a growing number of Down posters.
Interesting.....
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 01:11:21 PM
Don't even get me started on Down.
If Colm O'Rourke didn't have TB in '91 you wouldn't have snuck up on us out of the long grass.
And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle!
... and it'd be enough to get her into the Down panel.
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on June 20, 2011, 01:19:26 PM
Dont wanna ruin yer fun, but the simple answer is other counties have there own forums.....
We don't.
Middling counties?? Do leave us counties at the bottom of the pile out!! If our star forward hadn't missed the train in 1912 we'd have hammered Louth.
Quote from: Hardy on June 20, 2011, 02:18:27 PM
... and it'd be enough to get her into the Down panel.
She wouldn't make the Down panel but if she was a cheat she'd probably make the Meath panel
How come Mayo fans don't have their own forum anyway?
I'd nearly set it up for them just to get a bit of peace & quiet.
Quote from: PAULD123 on June 20, 2011, 03:24:21 PM
Quote from: Hardy on June 20, 2011, 02:18:27 PM
... and it'd be enough to get her into the Down panel.
She wouldn't make the Down panel but if she was a cheat she'd probably make the Meath panel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G00sVu8qiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G00sVu8qiU)
At 00:55 - this kind of cheating?
I always said Kildare should have been offered a replay of that semi-final.
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
How come Mayo fans don't have their own forum anyway?
I'd nearly set it up for them just to get a bit of peace & quiet.
Ye would miss us if we left! ;)
The greatest literature has been inspired by depression, misfortune and the tragedy of the human condition. It's no surprise the lesser counties are using up vast quantities of bandwidth.
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
How come Mayo fans don't have their own forum anyway?
Have always wondered that myself, even Galway have their own dormant forum.
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 04:55:51 PM
I always said Kildare should have been offered a replay of that semi-final.
Sure didn't McEneaney offer O'Callaghan eleven steps to score his goal. Wasn't that generous enough?
Quote from: ross4life on June 20, 2011, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
How come Mayo fans don't have their own forum anyway?
Have always wondered that myself, even Galway have their own dormant forum.
I think they tried to set one up before.
Everyone got fierce excited about it.
Then it just crashed inexplicably.
Is it only up North that the form <county> and <girl> would be a suitable gaaboard title?
Downgirl is the best. I thought it was a command out of Barbara Wodehouse.
Quote from: Hardy on June 20, 2011, 03:36:36 PM
Quote from: PAULD123 on June 20, 2011, 03:24:21 PM
Quote from: Hardy on June 20, 2011, 02:18:27 PM
... and it'd be enough to get her into the Down panel.
She wouldn't make the Down panel but if she was a cheat she'd probably make the Meath panel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G00sVu8qiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G00sVu8qiU)
At 00:55 - this kind of cheating?
Silly camera angles dont count. Sat in line with it that day. At least a foot wide ;)
Quote from: norabeag on June 20, 2011, 07:30:38 PM
Quote from: Hardy on June 20, 2011, 03:36:36 PM
Quote from: PAULD123 on June 20, 2011, 03:24:21 PM
Quote from: Hardy on June 20, 2011, 02:18:27 PM
... and it'd be enough to get her into the Down panel.
She wouldn't make the Down panel but if she was a cheat she'd probably make the Meath panel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G00sVu8qiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G00sVu8qiU)
At 00:55 - this kind of cheating?
Silly camera angles dont count. Sat in line with it that day. At least a foot wide ;)
Should have gone to Specsavers:
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/26/article-1195777-057F7B41000005DC-259_634x423.jpg)
Quote from: ross4life on June 20, 2011, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
How come Mayo fans don't have their own forum anyway?
Have always wondered that myself, even Galway have their own dormant forum.
There was one, mayofans.com. Haven't a bulls notion what's up with it now though.
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on June 20, 2011, 01:19:26 PM
Dont wanna ruin yer fun, but the simple answer is other counties have there own forums.....
We have our own as well,we just need as many channels to complain about POR as possible. Cheaper than therapy.
Meath gaaboard members punch above their football weight.
Quote from: Farrandeelin on June 20, 2011, 09:41:05 PM
Quote from: ross4life on June 20, 2011, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
How come Mayo fans don't have their own forum anyway?
Have always wondered that myself, even Galway have their own dormant forum.
There was one, mayofans.com. Haven't a bulls notion what's up with it now though.
Lack of interest pure and simple. Fionan, the site admin has suspended activities but hasn't deleted the board. Like the ghost of Gearoid Iarla in Kildare, he is awaiting the call to arms once more.
Quote from: Lar Naparka on June 21, 2011, 01:13:59 AM
Quote from: Farrandeelin on June 20, 2011, 09:41:05 PM
Quote from: ross4life on June 20, 2011, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
How come Mayo fans don't have their own forum anyway?
Have always wondered that myself, even Galway have their own dormant forum.
There was one, mayofans.com. Haven't a bulls notion what's up with it now though.
Lack of interest pure and simple. Fionan, the site admin has suspended activities but hasn't deleted the board. Like the ghost of Gearoid Iarla in Kildare, he is awaiting the call to arms once more.
I find that hard to believe.
Quote from: ross4life on June 20, 2011, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
How come Mayo fans don't have their own forum anyway?
Have always wondered that myself, even Galway have their own dormant forum.
More a hurling forum really though. Not too much football talk on it.
Quote from: Jinxy on June 21, 2011, 09:26:30 AM
Quote from: Lar Naparka on June 21, 2011, 01:13:59 AM
Quote from: Farrandeelin on June 20, 2011, 09:41:05 PM
Quote from: ross4life on June 20, 2011, 05:26:46 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
How come Mayo fans don't have their own forum anyway?
Have always wondered that myself, even Galway have their own dormant forum.
There was one, mayofans.com. Haven't a bulls notion what's up with it now though.
Lack of interest pure and simple. Fionan, the site admin has suspended activities but hasn't deleted the board. Like the ghost of Gearoid Iarla in Kildare, he is awaiting the call to arms once more.
I find that hard to believe.
You do?
I thought you'd believe anything.
It sure looks that way when you believe that Meath are uip there amongst the likes of Cork and Kerry.
Cork and Kerry are good manly counties like us.
You wouldn't catch any of them dying their hair or wearing white boots.
It's interesting that the counties that dislike/fear us the most are Tyrone and Mayo, both of whom need two buses to travel to every game.
One to carry the players and one to carry their hair gel.
I've just broken into Geezer's flat in Dublin, and stole this.
Cunning Plan and Secret Formula to Win the All-Ireland
==================================
Let A = number of decent footballers in Kildare
Let B = number of decent footballers in Kerry
Let C = number of flourbags on GAA Board
Let D = number of Meath windup merchants
Integrate A and B giving E
Differentiate D by kicking the arse out of it using C
Divide C by D, giving C the high moral ground
Subtract E and just replace B with a white font
Win an All-Ireland
QED
College boy, eh?
Quote from: Orior on June 21, 2011, 04:17:09 PM
I've just broken into Geezer's flat in Dublin, and stole this.
Cunning Plan and Secret Formula to Win the All-Ireland
==================================
Let A = number of decent footballers in Kildare
Let B = number of decent footballers in Kerry
Let C = number of flourbags on GAA Board
Let D = number of Meath windup merchants
Integrate A and B giving E
Differentiate D by kicking the arse out of it using C
Divide C by D, giving C the high moral ground
Subtract E and just replace B with a white font
Win an All-Ireland
QED
Integrating A and B would not give a single result E. It would give two separate results which would be A/2 and B/2
Differentiating D would give a result = 1, C would not be involved
Dividing C by D would give C (as D = 1 from earlier)
E has no value so subtracting from C makes no effect and you still have C
Replace B with white means you now have B/2 in white
So basically your end result is that Kildare Now have half a team of their own players (A/2) and half a team of Kerry players (B/2 in white) but the number of Flourbags on the GAA Board is a constant number (still C).
is that what you wanted?
Quote from: Jinxy on June 20, 2011, 12:54:56 PM
Is there an inverse relationship between how successful a county are and the number of posters they have on Gaaboard?
Very few Kerry, Cork and Meath posters yet there's millions of Mayo, Armagh and Cavan posters.
What's that all about? ???
ah jinxy you will have to do better than that to wind us up :D tis a while since ye were successful. Your clutching at straws to stick youselves in the same category as Kerry and cork , Anyway Banty is doing a great job with ye long may it continue ;)
Quote from: PAULD123 on June 21, 2011, 05:16:43 PM
Quote from: Orior on June 21, 2011, 04:17:09 PM
I've just broken into Geezer's flat in Dublin, and stole this.
Cunning Plan and Secret Formula to Win the All-Ireland
==================================
Let A = number of decent footballers in Kildare
Let B = number of decent footballers in Kerry
Let C = number of flourbags on GAA Board
Let D = number of Meath windup merchants
Integrate A and B giving E
Differentiate D by kicking the arse out of it using C
Divide C by D, giving C the high moral ground
Subtract E and just replace B with a white font
Win an All-Ireland
QED
Integrating A and B would not give a single result E. It would give two separate results which would be A/2 and B/2
Differentiating D would give a result = 1, C would not be involved
Dividing C by D would give C (as D = 1 from earlier)
E has no value so subtracting from C makes no effect and you still have C
Replace B with white means you now have B/2 in white
So basically your end result is that Kildare Now have half a team of their own players (A/2) and half a team of Kerry players (B/2 in white) but the number of Flourbags on the GAA Board is a constant number (still C).
is that what you wanted?
So it's a time machine that sends us back to the nineties then?
Quote from: PAULD123 on June 21, 2011, 05:16:43 PM
Quote from: Orior on June 21, 2011, 04:17:09 PM
I've just broken into Geezer's flat in Dublin, and stole this.
Cunning Plan and Secret Formula to Win the All-Ireland
==================================
Let A = number of decent footballers in Kildare
Let B = number of decent footballers in Kerry
Let C = number of flourbags on GAA Board
Let D = number of Meath windup merchants
Integrate A and B giving E
Differentiate D by kicking the arse out of it using C
Divide C by D, giving C the high moral ground
Subtract E and just replace B with a white font
Win an All-Ireland
QED
Integrating A and B would not give a single result E. It would give two separate results which would be A/2 and B/2
Differentiating D would give a result = 1, C would not be involved
Dividing C by D would give C (as D = 1 from earlier)
E has no value so subtracting from C makes no effect and you still have C
Replace B with white means you now have B/2 in white
So basically your end result is that Kildare Now have half a team of their own players (A/2) and half a team of Kerry players (B/2 in white) but the number of Flourbags on the GAA Board is a constant number (still C).
is that what you wanted?
Unless he means differentiate with respect to C, which gives D a value of zero. So by dividing C by D is undefined, which is the exact state of play of Kildare football!.. Neither here nor there!..
Its correct that if you differntiate D with respect to C you will get zero but if you then divide C by D you don't get an undefined value, you get infinity. The result of A/2 & B/2 would be the same.
So in this scenario:
The end result is that Kildare Now have half a team of their own players (A/2) and half a team of Kerry players (B/2 in white) but the number of Flourbags on the GAA Board is increased to infinity. Probably with half Kildare and half Kerry then Kildare would indeed win the All-Ireland and the number of Flourbags on this site would indeed increase like infinity.
Oh yeah, and because D = zero, Meath windup merchants disappear altogether
It seems like Orior's purile whimsy actually has a sound mathematical basis after all!!!!!!
Hasnt been a sniff of a Derry man on this thread yet, is that because we are now going to win the aill ireland after sunday, and remove our good selves from the "middling" category ::) ;)
It was dial-up internet at best last time Meath won anything of note. Maybe if they win something in the broadband era they'll get more posters.
We were a lot better off when we had no internet.
Back then, the only Mayo fan whose opinion I was exposed to was a distant cousin I thankfully only met once in a blue moon.
Many's the wedding/funeral he ruined with his nonsense.
Quote from: Jinxy on June 22, 2011, 09:29:24 AM
We were a lot better off when we had no internet.
Back then, the only Mayo fan whose opinion I was exposed to was a distant cousin I thankfully only met once in a blue moon.
Many's the wedding/funeral he ruined with his nonsense.
Ah you're of Mayo descent. When did the family move up the country?
Quote from: Tubberman on June 22, 2011, 10:37:31 AM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 22, 2011, 09:29:24 AM
We were a lot better off when we had no internet.
Back then, the only Mayo fan whose opinion I was exposed to was a distant cousin I thankfully only met once in a blue moon.
Many's the wedding/funeral he ruined with his nonsense.
Ah you're of Mayo descent. When did the family move up the country?
You know why, but he found them and moved up too
Quote from: Tubberman on June 22, 2011, 10:37:31 AM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 22, 2011, 09:29:24 AM
We were a lot better off when we had no internet.
Back then, the only Mayo fan whose opinion I was exposed to was a distant cousin I thankfully only met once in a blue moon.
Many's the wedding/funeral he ruined with his nonsense.
Ah you're of Mayo descent. When did the family move up the country?
:D
Quote from: Tubberman on June 22, 2011, 10:37:31 AM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 22, 2011, 09:29:24 AM
We were a lot better off when we had no internet.
Back then, the only Mayo fan whose opinion I was exposed to was a distant cousin I thankfully only met once in a blue moon.
Many's the wedding/funeral he ruined with his nonsense.
Ah you're of Mayo descent. When did the family move up the country?
Never you mind where 'my people' are from.
When I say 'distant cousin' I mean very distant.
'Adopted and kept out the back in a shed' distant.