What the hell sure we'll have another thread however with a twist. I'll start..
1) Take the dog for a walk around your neighbourhood
2) Go to some local pub that's not showing the game
3) Watch Armagh v Down
4) Go for a round of Golf
5) Pop on the video game console for a few hours
6. Learn to do the Macarena.
7. Learn Stairway to heaven on the geeetar
8. Say the Rosary
10. Have a shag
11. Go fishing
12. Watch the re-run of the royal wedding that yer ma Sky+'ed
(that should set you up nicely for #13).
13. Hang outside Slane Castle and listen to the Kings of the Lion
14. watch winning streak
15. go to mass
16. hang out with imogen thomas
17. Watch the sunset
18. Play strip poker with some hot gals
19. Dig up a man.
21. Swim with whales
22. Climb a mountain
23. Host a PSNI outreach centre in your house.
24.Tweet some silly rumour as it's true
25. read through Oneills posts for a great laugh.
26. Wash the car
27. Wash the dog
28. Mow the grass
29. Paint the garden fence/front door a whacky new colour
30. Wash yourself cos you'll be sweaty and stinky after that
31. Jump in a lake
32.Watch a replay of the 2009 champions league final
33. Phone in a bomb alert.
34. Somehow convince youself that no.33 was a constructive thing to do.
35. But don't tell anyone you did it, as you know they'll call you out for the idiot you are.
Quote from: hardstation on May 27, 2011, 10:36:02 PM
36. Throw a pipe-bomb into your nearest Irish National Foresters club.
They are a dieing bred nowadays, and not because of pipebombs either.
37. Shave with a real knife as perfected by Crocodile Dundee
Quote from: hardstation on May 27, 2011, 10:44:57 PM
Quote from: oakleafgael on May 27, 2011, 10:39:18 PM
Quote from: hardstation on May 27, 2011, 10:36:02 PM
36. Throw a pipe-bomb into your nearest Irish National Foresters club.
They are a dieing bred nowadays, and not because of pipebombs either.
I never understood the point in them. Never understood why there would be a Pony Trotting club on the Shankill either.
The one in Omagh always served the purpose of cheap drink when you where too blocked to get in anywhere else. Serves half uns in the proper stacking glasses too, very useful for carrying a dozen vodkas.
39. Learn about the Hibs too.
when are they playing?
Throw in the Knghts of Columbanus there too!
Quote from: oakleafgael on May 27, 2011, 10:48:43 PM
Quote from: hardstation on May 27, 2011, 10:44:57 PM
Quote from: oakleafgael on May 27, 2011, 10:39:18 PM
Quote from: hardstation on May 27, 2011, 10:36:02 PM
36. Throw a pipe-bomb into your nearest Irish National Foresters club.
They are a dieing bred nowadays, and not because of pipebombs either.
I never understood the point in them. Never understood why there would be a Pony Trotting club on the Shankill either.
The one in Omagh always served the purpose of cheap drink when you where too blocked to get in anywhere else. Serves half uns in the proper stacking glasses too, very useful for carrying a dozen vodkas.
The one in Omagh served a bigger purpose than that. It was always a great place to pick up an auld bird. Plus it was a good spot for the bingo in the late 80s. Won my first and only 50 spot there.
Great memories of the INF off a Sunday night for a late auld drink and Rock Stewart doing his thing.
42. What would Larry Reilly do?
Quote from: lawnseed on May 27, 2011, 10:53:39 PM
when are they playing?
http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=Champions+League+Final&day=28&month=05&year=2011&hour=19&min=45&sec=00&p0=78
44. Milk the cows.
45. Eat the cows.
46.Shear the sheep
47.Bring home the bacon
48. Climb a tree.
49. Light a fire.
50. Throw a few shapes.
51. Watch Sexcetera.
The INF in lurgan is only good for very early morning hair of the dog.
52. Watch Titanic on C4. A party of explorers studying the sunken ruins of the famous liner meets an elderly woman who was a passenger on the ill-fated voyage. She recounts how she boarded the ship while on the brink of being forced into marriage by her family, and was stopped from killing herself by a penniless artist. She falls in love with her saviour, but the disaster on the horizon meant their time together was doomed to be short. James Cameron's Oscar-winning romantic drama, starring Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, Billy Zane, Kathy Bates and Bill Paxton
53. If you don't find the pospect of the CL final depressing enough...Listen to The Wall by Pink Floyd :'(
54. Worry about the Rapture like there is no tomorrow.
Quote from: muppet on May 28, 2011, 11:09:31 AM
54. Worry about the Rapture like there is no tomorrow.
Don't have to worry about that baby again until October 20th!
ladies 7 a side tournament 8)
Quote from: sammymaguire on May 27, 2011, 09:19:32 PM
10. Have a shag
and then
11. Go fishing
fixed that for you sammy.
Quote from: Bogball XV on May 28, 2011, 01:26:06 PM
Quote from: sammymaguire on May 27, 2011, 09:19:32 PM
10. Have a shag
and then
11. Go fishing
fixed that for you sammy.
I don't know after a shag i always feel sleepy so
55. Sleep
56. Post on the gaaboard.
57. Pull your front bar.
58. Count sheep.
59. Nip round to your mates house and shag his wife while he watches the match
60 Call round Milltown's house, whilst he's out watching the Man Utd match
Quote from: ziggysego on May 28, 2011, 05:02:33 PM
60 Call round Milltown's house, whilst he's out watching the Man Utd match
That wouldn't be a bad idea Ziggy, there will be at least 5/6 bored wives on the Sauvignon Blanc in the kitchen while the lads will be watching the game ;)
Come on guys let's get to 101 before kick off.
61. Look for one thing on wikipedia and end up reading about something completely different hours later
62. See what's in your neighbour's rubbish
63. Write a song
64. Rearrange your furniture
65. Head out the gym, bound to be full of women with the footie on
66. Play Hide 'n' Seek and don't seek the hider.
67. Write a letter to a long lost relation
68. Knit a cardigan
69. Bake some Rice Krispies buns
70. Build a house with a deck of cards
71. Practice chipping a golf ball into a bucket
72. Do 3 hours solid ironing :o
73. Watch John Hayes make shit of the Leinster scrum.
74. Watch the five episodes of Home and Away you Sky +'d during the week.
Quote from: Rois on May 28, 2011, 07:18:04 PM
74. Watch the five episodes of Home and Away you Sky +'d during the week.
75. Order Sky+.
Armagh 1-01, Down 0-02 after 8 minutes.
76. Listen to Mark Sidebottom talk shit on The Championship.
77. Watch Jamie Clarke ate McCartan.
Quote from: Tony Baloney on May 28, 2011, 07:41:22 PM
76. Listen to Mark Sidebottom talk shit on The Championship.
77. Watch Jamie Clarke ate McCartan.
Craicin Mackin
EDIT:
78. Meet Minders wife in Antrim to show her my sights while he watched the match in Kilkenny.
Quote from: laoislad on May 28, 2011, 10:02:43 PM
78. Meet Minders wife in Kilkenny to show her the sights while he watched the match.
She's at home. Lads only! As it should be... any "gentlemen's clubs" you would recommend?
Quote from: Tony Baloney on May 28, 2011, 10:30:00 PM
Quote from: laoislad on May 28, 2011, 10:02:43 PM
78. Meet Minders wife in Kilkenny to show her the sights while he watched the match.
She's at home. Lads only! As it should be... any "gentlemen's clubs" you would recommend?
I'm barred from them all..
Quote from: trileacman on May 28, 2011, 07:22:08 PM
Quote from: Rois on May 28, 2011, 07:18:04 PM
74. Watch the five episodes of Home and Away you Sky +'d during the week.
75. Order Sky+.
79. Look up what a Sky+ is on the interweb.
80. Fall out of a tree while helping your young nephews with building their tree house and attend ER for around 4-5 hours