Robbed from Joe.ie. The top posers according to Joe (http://www.joe.ie/gaa/gaa-features/the-gaa-poser-0010544-1) are
Paul Galvin, Conor Mortimor, Ciaran McDonald, MJ Tierney, Colm Parkinson, Trevor Giles, Owen Mulligan, Zach Tuohy
The arch nemesis of the poser is Francie Bellew.
So I'd like to nominate Seanie Johnston from Cavan for his big fist up to his adoring fans after he scores. Any others?
My arch nemesis would have to be Bernard Morris!
You get the drift I'm sure so lets have them (
The GAA posers: Who are they and how do you identify them?
There's one on every team. If you don't know who it is, then chances are it's you!
By William Costello
Is Paul Galvin's influence in the fashion columns filtering out onto the fields? JOE looks at some of the ways to identify the modern day GAA poser.
You might say that this neo-expressionistic breed of metrosexual footballer is doing no harm. Sir Alex Ferguson argues the opposite, so much so in fact that he has barred his youth team players from wearing any colour football boots other than the classic black leather.
Senior players like Ryan Giggs and Wayne Rooney are allowed wear whatever they like, so as to not impede on anyone's sponsorship deals. Sir Alex did, however, put a ban on the snood for senior and youth team players alike, he also demanded that Portuguese newcomer, Bebe, get a haircut immediately after his arrival.
Now that's taking the hairdryer treatment to a whole new level Sir Alex.
Back in the GAA world though, we'll also provide you with the ultimate toolkit for becoming a football poser and an insight into the expense that our GAA posers go to look so stylish for us.
Why is he doing it and is it any harm? We also take a look at some of the most high profile football posers, who must be the influence for such an influx of fashion over function in the modern game.
How to identify a GAA poser
White ankle socks over the ordinary socks/ or else the socks will be pulled up above the knees
Jersey sleeves will be taped up to reveal the "guns" or lack thereof.
He will usually be the free taker on the team, employing some gimpy run up routine, designed to emulate Johnny Wilkinson, but in actual fact ends up resembling something from Swan Lake, or Justin TimberLAKE for that matter.
The typical GAA poser will have bleached blonde hair or long flowing locks. Designed to entice a tough corner back (see Francie Bellew) to, "grab a good hold of it".
Henry Ford said that the public "can have any colour car...as long as it's black". The modern day GAA poser has taken this timeless phrase/philosophy, flipped it on its head and adopted that approach to their football boots. It seems their ethos is that they can have any colour, as long as it's NOT black.
Somewhere in the stand will be the WAG, any score from the poser will be immediately followed by an over-elaborate gesture of love to said WAG.
In extreme cases, the player will de-robe in the immediate aftermath of a score, revealing a personal message written on a t-shirt underneath his jersey. This message will often contain embarrassing spelling errors. Conor "Michéal Jackson" Mortimer, anyone?
You could set the clock by them suffering a career threatening injury, only to make a miraculous recovery in time to kick the resulting free.
More Skin (under armour) on show than a page 3 model.
His mere presence will insight an all out brawl in the tunnel at half time....Well when I say all out brawl, I mean he will press his forehead against a couple of opponents foreheads before his captain comes in and pulls all of his team away. It's become something of a ritual really.
Can be seen in a zombie like state entering the dressing room, with oversized earphones, clearly visible, despite being sheltered under a mammoth hood.
He is prone to having spats with his manager, especially if he is substituted.
Any tattoos or body ink WILL be revealed throughout the course of the game, or the jersey will be discarded at the final whistle (despite Baltic conditions).
Will usually have a piercing that will have to be made a big deal out of by plastering over it.
Will have their boots personalised with their name and number.
The modern day GAA poser will have some special move, unique to himself. Anything that deviates from the regular punt kick will suffice, be it the outside of the boot swerve pass (see Ciaran McDonald) or the dreaded drop kick.
Physiotherapists and doctors alike are baffled at the problems with cramp that seems to be synonymous with posers.
Any form of cold weather will require a snood
Excellant article, can anyone remember the article wrote i think by Paddy Heaney, outlining all the different characters involved with club teams ie the committed club/county player, the county player that doesnt give a s**t about the club, the young player, the ole hans the poser etc. If so could they post a link to it, was brilliant bitve writing.
Aidan Carr
Plunket Donaghy
Good thread Myles, these boyos are becoming more and more common.
Just to add a few more criteria for the craic ;D
-Bollixes that celebrate every point as if they just won the All-Ireland
-The boys on a county panel that can bench 100kg but can't kick a fecking ball. Less gym, more pitch you vain twat!
-If you try to use your reputation as a footballer to chat up women in Copper's. Feck sake, come up with some real charm!
-Have one ear pierced
-Even worse, have both ears pierced
-They go down holding their face...If your hurt that much, hit him back
-Wear A+F hoodies to games even though they got given a free tracksuit
-Drink bottles instead of pints!
-Have hair-gel in their bag for after training...Gay!
-Shout, "Did you see that umpire",,obviously he didn't he's 80 and from the other team.Toughen up
Quote from: hardstation on March 19, 2011, 10:27:18 PM
I have heard that an Antrim player (Donal Armstrong's name mentioned) spent half time of the 1989 All Ireland final fixing his hair in a mirror.
Having asked people, they remember the story but not the player. The response usually ends with "It wasn't Sambo".
think he had a bit then, though Donal could have been that player, never Rogie ;D ;D
Quote from: hardstation on March 19, 2011, 10:27:18 PM
I have heard that an Antrim player (Donal Armstrong's name mentioned) spent half time of the 1989 All Ireland final fixing his hair in a mirror.
Having asked people, they remember the story but not the player. The response usually ends with "It wasn't Sambo".
Are you seriously suggesting it was anyone other than big Barr?
Quote from: hardstation on March 19, 2011, 11:09:46 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 19, 2011, 11:04:02 PM
Quote from: hardstation on March 19, 2011, 10:27:18 PM
I have heard that an Antrim player (Donal Armstrong's name mentioned) spent half time of the 1989 All Ireland final fixing his hair in a mirror.
Having asked people, they remember the story but not the player. The response usually ends with "It wasn't Sambo".
Are you seriously suggesting it was anyone other than big Barr?
He always did have neat hair but I'm not sure if it was him this day.
Maybe big Nailly.
Big Nially would have used that Flow Glow stuff. I would doubt in the 80's those cultches would have showered never mind stand in front of a mirror
Are you saying they still aren't showering???
they will all be on now
Aaron Kernan
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on March 19, 2011, 11:18:24 PM
Are you saying they still aren't showering???
they will all be on now
Now we assume it had to have been some fancy dan McCooey but Dessie Donnelly also had Barr-esque hair back in the day. Unlikely to be any Glensmen unless Cloot was combing his moustache.
Reading through this article Brendan Devenney from Donegal sprung to mind. Scored 10 points when they were up by 15 and went missing in a tight game... the hair was always well greased tough.
Good Old Myles starts a thread to have another pop at Seanie Johnston, shock horror, time for a separate thread on predictable GAA Board posters. Off to work now, talk later Miley.
McGourty - all of them
Quote from: anglocelt39 on March 21, 2011, 07:36:10 AM
Good Old Myles starts a thread to have another pop at Seanie Johnston, shock horror, time for a separate thread on predictable GAA Board posters. Off to work now, talk later Miley.
If thats what you think fair enough, I'm not going to waste my time to convince you otherwise!
Mark Vaughan
Quote from: mylestheslasher on March 19, 2011, 08:14:01 PM
Robbed from Joe.ie. The top posers according to Joe (http://www.joe.ie/gaa/gaa-features/the-gaa-poser-0010544-1) are
Paul Galvin, Conor Mortimor, Ciaran McDonald, MJ Tierney, Colm Parkinson, Trevor Giles, Owen Mulligan, Zach Tuohy
The arch nemesis of the poser is Francie Bellew.
So I'd like to nominate Seanie Johnston from Cavan for his big fist up to his adoring fans after he scores. Any others?
My arch nemesis would have to be Bernard Morris!
You get the drift I'm sure so lets have them (
The GAA posers: Who are they and how do you identify them?
There's one on every team. If you don't know who it is, then chances are it's you!
By William Costello
Is Paul Galvin's influence in the fashion columns filtering out onto the fields? JOE looks at some of the ways to identify the modern day GAA poser.
You might say that this neo-expressionistic breed of metrosexual footballer is doing no harm. Sir Alex Ferguson argues the opposite, so much so in fact that he has barred his youth team players from wearing any colour football boots other than the classic black leather.
Senior players like Ryan Giggs and Wayne Rooney are allowed wear whatever they like, so as to not impede on anyone's sponsorship deals. Sir Alex did, however, put a ban on the snood for senior and youth team players alike, he also demanded that Portuguese newcomer, Bebe, get a haircut immediately after his arrival.
Now that's taking the hairdryer treatment to a whole new level Sir Alex.
Back in the GAA world though, we'll also provide you with the ultimate toolkit for becoming a football poser and an insight into the expense that our GAA posers go to look so stylish for us.
Why is he doing it and is it any harm? We also take a look at some of the most high profile football posers, who must be the influence for such an influx of fashion over function in the modern game.
How to identify a GAA poser
White ankle socks over the ordinary socks/ or else the socks will be pulled up above the knees
Jersey sleeves will be taped up to reveal the "guns" or lack thereof.
He will usually be the free taker on the team, employing some gimpy run up routine, designed to emulate Johnny Wilkinson, but in actual fact ends up resembling something from Swan Lake, or Justin TimberLAKE for that matter.
The typical GAA poser will have bleached blonde hair or long flowing locks. Designed to entice a tough corner back (see Francie Bellew) to, "grab a good hold of it".
Henry Ford said that the public "can have any colour car...as long as it's black". The modern day GAA poser has taken this timeless phrase/philosophy, flipped it on its head and adopted that approach to their football boots. It seems their ethos is that they can have any colour, as long as it's NOT black.
Somewhere in the stand will be the WAG, any score from the poser will be immediately followed by an over-elaborate gesture of love to said WAG.
In extreme cases, the player will de-robe in the immediate aftermath of a score, revealing a personal message written on a t-shirt underneath his jersey. This message will often contain embarrassing spelling errors. Conor "Michéal Jackson" Mortimer, anyone?
You could set the clock by them suffering a career threatening injury, only to make a miraculous recovery in time to kick the resulting free.
More Skin (under armour) on show than a page 3 model.
His mere presence will insight an all out brawl in the tunnel at half time....Well when I say all out brawl, I mean he will press his forehead against a couple of opponents foreheads before his captain comes in and pulls all of his team away. It's become something of a ritual really.
Can be seen in a zombie like state entering the dressing room, with oversized earphones, clearly visible, despite being sheltered under a mammoth hood.
He is prone to having spats with his manager, especially if he is substituted.
Any tattoos or body ink WILL be revealed throughout the course of the game, or the jersey will be discarded at the final whistle (despite Baltic conditions).
Will usually have a piercing that will have to be made a big deal out of by plastering over it.
Will have their boots personalised with their name and number.
The modern day GAA poser will have some special move, unique to himself. Anything that deviates from the regular punt kick will suffice, be it the outside of the boot swerve pass (see Ciaran McDonald) or the dreaded drop kick.
Physiotherapists and doctors alike are baffled at the problems with cramp that seems to be synonymous with posers.
Any form of cold weather will require a snood
To finish the article:
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High Profile GAA posers
Paul Galvin
Paul Galvin is the ultimate in GAA poser as well as being a walking juxtaposition. Not only is he the first footballer of the year winner to don skinny jeans and have a fashion column, but he's probably the first genuine, bad-boy with skinny jeans.
Everything about Paul helps draw attention to himself, whether it's his skin tight jeans, pushing referees or fish hooking his marker. Like him or loath him, everyone has an opinion on Paul Galvin as he epitomises the modern day GAA poser.
Conor Mortimer / Ciaran McDonald
The Mayo duo incurred the wrath of footballing legend Colm O'Rourke in 2006 when he slated their trademark bleached blonde hairstyle. The bleached, blonde Mayo boys are a rarity though as it is very rare to find TWO bona fide posers of this magnitude on the same team.
All the time spent in the hairdressers together must have paid dividend as Mortimer and McDonald developed a telepathic connection (a chemical thing) that carried Mayo to the All-Ireland Final in 2006, with the former becoming the top scorer in the championship that year, notching up an impressive 1-32. Mayo's Croke Park hoodoo continued though as they lost out to Kerry in the final.
Conor had a fall from grace in 2009 when one of his stage managed PR stunts caused him some embarrassment. In the aftermath of pop legend Michael Jackson's death (a huge influence on Conor's football), Conor paid homage to the king of pop in his goal celebration, revealing under his jersey a message that read "RIP Micheál Jackson".
Who knew 'The Mort' was such an avid supporter of the Irish language?
MJ Tierney
Michael John Tierney, as you can see above, is a fan of showcasing various GAA poser identifiers, with the bleached hair, socks up, white ankle socks, jersey sleeves taped up, discarding of the jersey and overall over-elaborate celebrations.
MJ specialises in the gimpy run up for free kicks, at which he is a master craftsman. No doubt about it, when it comes to gimpy run ups, MJ reigns supreme. Although, maybe he's on to something as more often than not, he hits his target.
Colm Parkinson
Colm Parkinson is another one of football's posers, come bad boy, getting into trouble on and off the field. In an interview with Newstalk in 2010, "Parky", committed footballing blasphemy when he labelled Mick O Dwyer "a bluffer". With four All-Irelands as a player and eight as a manager I think we're going to have to disagree Colm in this instance.
Trevor Giles
Owen Mulligan
Zach Tuohy
And finally...The arch nemesis of the GAA poser
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. For every poser, there is a Francie Bellew. The arch nemesis of the poser, he is described as an "agricultural footballer", the type that resents any skill level in an opponent.
His rugged, haphazard appearance is offensive to the poser. He has taken his instruction to "let him know you're there" far too seriously and is more than willing to partake in a good ol' fashioned rastlin match with his marker.
As the majority of football fans are older, "not so gentle" men, the GAA poser alienates them, making the likes of Francie Bellew a fan favourite. They will roar inaudible words of encouragement as he "puts the fancy dan out over the line".
Karl Lacey
the down team was known as the spice boys a few years back :D
Who is the player on the current Dublin team that has his hair in a pony tail on the top of his head?
Quote from: Banana Man on March 21, 2011, 02:50:17 PM
the down team was known as the spice boys a few years back :D
It was an ex manager who gave them that name....before he became manager (if you know what I mean)
No spice boys among them now either do the work or ship out . James sorted that
Quote from: 5 Sams on March 21, 2011, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: Banana Man on March 21, 2011, 02:50:17 PM
the down team was known as the spice boys a few years back :D
It was an ex manager who gave them that name....before he became manager (if you know what I mean)
yep big 10.4 on that
I knew a player who actually got younger as he got older going by his pen pics in match programmes. May have been a poser by nature but you'd have him in your team every day of the week, was a serious player and never hid.
Quote from: Orior on March 21, 2011, 02:56:04 PM
Who is the player on the current Dublin team that has his hair in a pony tail on the top of his head?
sean murray
Quote from: Orior on March 21, 2011, 02:56:04 PM
Who is the player on the current Dublin team that has his hair in a pony tail on the top of his head?
What!!! Surely not, step to far. I still have memories of monaghans hanratty wearing a pink bobble in the McRory final, can never take him serious when i see him play
Think it was the other final before the McRory in which hannratty played (McLarnon?? not sure). Anyway didn't he chop the hair off straight after the match. Had a bet on that if they won he'd lose the pony-tail.
Quote from: oakleaf stateside on March 21, 2011, 03:34:16 PM
Quote from: Orior on March 21, 2011, 02:56:04 PM
Who is the player on the current Dublin team that has his hair in a pony tail on the top of his head?
sean murray
(http://www.hoganstand.com/Common/NewGallery/Sean%20Murray.jpg)
:D
Horrendous :D
Quote from: mylestheslasher on March 21, 2011, 01:17:05 PM
Quote from: anglocelt39 on March 21, 2011, 07:36:10 AM
Good Old Myles starts a thread to have another pop at Seanie Johnston, shock horror, time for a separate thread on predictable GAA Board posters. Off to work now, talk later Miley.
If thats what you think fair enough, I'm not going to waste my time to convince you otherwise!
Arrah feckit Myles sure I have to do something to amuse myself in these tough times generally and for Cavan football in particular. I saw a Thread called Gaa Posers started by none other than your good self and I decided to take a peep to see how many lines in you got before mentioning Jelly and you did not disappoint. You could indeed be the human face of a promotional campaign for Beamish stout............consistency in a world gone mad.
Quote from: Orior on March 21, 2011, 11:53:38 AM
McGourty - all of them
Not much of a poser if you have acne.
Quote from: Don Johnson on March 19, 2011, 10:05:22 PM
Aidan Carr
+1 That man would eat himself if he was a bar of chocolate :D
Quote from: illdecide on March 21, 2011, 07:51:40 PM
Quote from: Don Johnson on March 19, 2011, 10:05:22 PM
Aidan Carr
+1 That man would eat himself if he was a bar of chocolate :D
Although his club mate Jason Brown i think is giving him a run for his money
Quote from: anglocelt39 on March 21, 2011, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: mylestheslasher on March 21, 2011, 01:17:05 PM
Quote from: anglocelt39 on March 21, 2011, 07:36:10 AM
Good Old Myles starts a thread to have another pop at Seanie Johnston, shock horror, time for a separate thread on predictable GAA Board posters. Off to work now, talk later Miley.
If thats what you think fair enough, I'm not going to waste my time to convince you otherwise!
Arrah feckit Myles sure I have to do something to amuse myself in these tough times generally and for Cavan football in particular. I saw a Thread called Gaa Posers started by none other than your good self and I decided to take a peep to see how many lines in you got before mentioning Jelly and you did not disappoint. You could indeed be the human face of a promotional campaign for Beamish stout............consistency in a world gone mad.
Sure how would you know about him lad, you've probably only seen him play once :P
Quote from: mylestheslasher on March 21, 2011, 08:43:05 PM
Quote from: anglocelt39 on March 21, 2011, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: mylestheslasher on March 21, 2011, 01:17:05 PM
Quote from: anglocelt39 on March 21, 2011, 07:36:10 AM
Good Old Myles starts a thread to have another pop at Seanie Johnston, shock horror, time for a separate thread on predictable GAA Board posters. Off to work now, talk later Miley.
If thats what you think fair enough, I'm not going to waste my time to convince you otherwise!
Arrah feckit Myles sure I have to do something to amuse myself in these tough times generally and for Cavan football in particular. I saw a Thread called Gaa Posers started by none other than your good self and I decided to take a peep to see how many lines in you got before mentioning Jelly and you did not disappoint. You could indeed be the human face of a promotional campaign for Beamish stout............consistency in a world gone mad.
Sure how would you know about him lad, you've probably only seen him play once :P
Reckon you've seen an awful lot of Stephen Ireland so Miley ;)
Quote from: Don Johnson on March 21, 2011, 07:36:31 PM
Quote from: Orior on March 21, 2011, 11:53:38 AM
McGourty - all of them
Not much of a poser if you have acne.
Bit harsh there...no need to be personal
& Kieran is definately not a poser
Quote from: Two Hands FFS on March 21, 2011, 09:46:56 PM
Quote from: Don Johnson on March 21, 2011, 07:36:31 PM
Quote from: Orior on March 21, 2011, 11:53:38 AM
McGourty - all of them
Not much of a poser if you have acne.
Bit harsh there...no need to be personal
& Kieran is definately not a poser
Agree on both points.
Cheers Kieran.
Quote from: illdecide on March 21, 2011, 07:51:40 PM
Quote from: Don Johnson on March 19, 2011, 10:05:22 PM
Aidan Carr
+1 That man would eat himself if he was a bar of chocolate :D
i seen carr in the paper for some modelling agency in belfast, laughed my balls off, you wanna see the things at this launch do
Tyrone has a bit of a habit of producing the types. Can't mind the names but you had them clowns with the mullets dyed blonde and the Freddy Mercury moustaches. That tradition carries on through with Muggsie, half that SPAD team had blonde dye in their hair!
Quote from: HiMucker on March 21, 2011, 03:35:21 PM
What!!! Surely not, step to far. I still have memories of monaghans hanratty wearing a pink bobble in the McRory final, can never take him serious when i see him play
Quote from: timmyot501 on March 21, 2011, 03:57:55 PM
Think it was the other final before the McRory in which hannratty played (McLarnon?? not sure). Anyway didn't he chop the hair off straight after the match. Had a bet on that if they won he'd lose the pony-tail.
It wasnt Hanratty with the pink bobble.. Hanratty played for Castleblaney College in the Mc Larnon final and had the hair shaving deal if they won as u say timmy.. It was a St Macartans, Monaghan player (ill not name the fella!) who had the pink bobble in the McRory final.. From what i remember he had a stinker!!.. Were different years too, cause i was at the McRory final that year and remember seeing Hanratty on the telly..