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Title: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Gold on February 27, 2011, 11:35:26 AM
Is there nothing this clown Cashley wont do --first he cheats on Cheryl, now he shoots a work placement student from 5 feet away

What a f**king clown --does a lot of 'larking around' first sending photos of himself, now shooting students.

His own mother couldnt like him

http://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2011/0227/colea.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/27/ashley-cole-chelsea-air-rifle

Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: pintsofguinness on February 27, 2011, 11:54:37 AM
QuoteOn Wednesday, he was called into a three-hour meeting with "deeply worried" Chelsea officials to discuss the accident, and a day later his father, Ronald, a 51-year-old quantity surveyor, held a second meeting at the club where he demanded to know what action would be taken against Cole.
That's the worst of the whole lot! Imagine getting in to trouble at work at 30 years of age and getting your daddy to go in a talk to the boss!  :-[
Unreal.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Tony Baloney on February 27, 2011, 12:04:50 PM
He's a cnut. There really is no other word to describe him.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Puckoon on February 27, 2011, 02:48:04 PM
My reading of the guardian piece pints suggests it was the students father who was involved in the meetings. Not Cole's.

Pity the f**ker wouldn't turn that air rifle on himself.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Minder on February 27, 2011, 03:05:13 PM
He should be fired




From a cannon.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Main Street on February 27, 2011, 05:52:50 PM
Quote from: Gold on February 27, 2011, 11:35:26 AM
Is there nothing this clown Cashley wont do --first he cheats on Cheryl, now he shoots a work placement student from 5 feet away

What a f**king clown --does a lot of 'larking around' first sending photos of himself, now shooting students.

His own mother couldnt like him

http://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2011/0227/colea.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/27/ashley-cole-chelsea-air-rifle
Why all the grief about a foreign born footballer who plays in a foreign league?
How can can anyone take that Cole soap drama personally?
Grow the feck up.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Rocky Mc Guigan on February 27, 2011, 06:04:37 PM
Only surprise for me is that fact that he managed to hit the student at all
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: CountyMan on February 28, 2011, 11:03:09 AM
He probably thought It was a water gun.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Shamrock Shore on February 28, 2011, 11:22:15 AM
I, for one, would allow the student a shot back - but this time with an Uzi.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Final Whistle on February 28, 2011, 11:31:22 AM
Its only an air gun- no worse than a bee sting ffs.

Having said that A.Cole is grade A1 p***k as is most of those over paid c*nts in EPL.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Canalman on February 28, 2011, 12:48:15 PM
What in hell was an "air gun" doing at the training ground in the first place? GUBU.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: pintsofguinness on February 28, 2011, 01:54:21 PM
Quote from: Final Whistle on February 28, 2011, 11:31:22 AM
Its only an air gun- no worse than a bee sting ffs.

Having said that A.Cole is grade A1 p***k as is most of those over paid c*nts in EPL.
A bee sting doesn't leave a bleeding wound.
I'm sure if you went in to work tomorrow and someone shot you with an air rifle you wouldn't mind  ::)
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Final Whistle on February 28, 2011, 02:19:19 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on February 28, 2011, 01:54:21 PM
Quote from: Final Whistle on February 28, 2011, 11:31:22 AM
Its only an air gun- no worse than a bee sting ffs.

Having said that A.Cole is grade A1 p***k as is most of those over paid c*nts in EPL.
A bee sting doesn't leave a bleeding wound.
I'm sure if you went in to work tomorrow and someone shot you with an air rifle you wouldn't mind  ::)

I very much doubt that there was any blood. And to describe it as wound. FFS you would think it was Afghanistan not some swish training ground complex. IMO not newsworthy.

Im sure if you went into work and riddled you with real bullets you would still find a way to post 12-15 messages that day.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: tyssam5 on February 28, 2011, 05:31:31 PM
Ah come on, who hasn't wanted to shoot a student?
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: muppet on February 28, 2011, 05:38:08 PM
Quote from: Final Whistle on February 28, 2011, 11:31:22 AM
Its only an air gun- no worse than a bee sting ffs.

Cantona should have gone down the air gun route at Crystal Palace, although he probably needed the break.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: pintsofguinness on February 28, 2011, 06:40:08 PM
Quote from: Final Whistle on February 28, 2011, 02:19:19 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on February 28, 2011, 01:54:21 PM
Quote from: Final Whistle on February 28, 2011, 11:31:22 AM
Its only an air gun- no worse than a bee sting ffs.

Having said that A.Cole is grade A1 p***k as is most of those over paid c*nts in EPL.
A bee sting doesn't leave a bleeding wound.
I'm sure if you went in to work tomorrow and someone shot you with an air rifle you wouldn't mind  ::)

I very much doubt that there was any blood. And to describe it as wound. FFS you would think it was Afghanistan not some swish training ground complex. IMO not newsworthy.

Im sure if you went into work and riddled you with real bullets you would still find a way to post 12-15 messages that day.
If you read the news reports you'd see that's exactly what they said but I suppose you're an expert in air gun injuries  ::)
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: ziggysego on February 28, 2011, 10:59:40 PM
Makes sense. He points the gun at someone, yet ends up shooting himself in the foot.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Tony Baloney on February 28, 2011, 11:04:54 PM
He should be shot with a ball of his own dung.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: Orangemac on February 28, 2011, 11:54:51 PM
Chelsea dressing room.

Student: Here's your drink Frank and yours Mr Terry

Cole: Where's my drink?

Student: I thought you said you were all right.

Cole: I'm all right. You're not you stuttering little p***k. Get me a drink quick. Dance. You little shit.

Shoots gun.

Lampard: You shot him! What the f**k?

Terry: Better shot than one of your penalties eh Ash?

Cole: You can talk JT.

All laugh as student lies bleeding.
Title: Re: Ashley Cole shoots student
Post by: The Real Laoislad on March 01, 2011, 06:56:52 PM
Norf keeping very quite about this..