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Title: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: pintsofguinness on September 13, 2010, 10:25:19 PM
Jamie Oliver?

Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: Puckoon on September 13, 2010, 10:32:45 PM
Absolutely. Fella does quite a bit of charity work helping disadvantaged kids.

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Post by: stiffler on September 13, 2010, 10:39:36 PM
Gary neville for 1
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: ziggysego on September 13, 2010, 10:40:54 PM
Jamie's not so bad. Can't say he bothers me too much.
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Post by: ardmhachaabu on September 13, 2010, 10:42:44 PM
Jamie's a tool
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Post by: Minder on September 13, 2010, 10:52:56 PM
Trout
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: Lawrence of Knockbride on September 13, 2010, 11:05:05 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on September 13, 2010, 10:25:19 PM
Jamie Oliver?


Enlighten us? Seriously, the world over? Is he the biggest p***k you know of?
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Post by: Lazer on September 13, 2010, 11:13:16 PM
Quote from: Minder on September 13, 2010, 10:52:56 PM
Trout

I agree
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Post by: mountainboii on September 13, 2010, 11:15:30 PM
I like Trout.
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Post by: 5 Sams on September 13, 2010, 11:16:40 PM
He's not the worst....but his tongue is too big for his mouth :-\
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Post by: thejuice on September 13, 2010, 11:29:38 PM
I wouldn't call the guy a p***k but I just watched his program there on American School Food. Jamie seems to have an arrogant attitude of British, Irish and others in Europe that has grown recently towards Americans. It seemed he thought he could waltz into a small town and their jaws would drop when he bestows his fresh food from heaven.

But his arrogance came back to slap him in the face and he pulled out what might have been some crocodile tears and talking about his "works of magic" which you couldn't help but laugh at, to save face perhaps. I've met so many people both in Britain and from home and elsewhere who come up with the usual "Americans are stupid" line.

It's amazing that people here in the UK are terrified to generalize in the same manner about middle-eastern, or people from the Indian sub-continent, but would easily make a sweeping statement about a continent of diverse people that make up arguably the most advanced nation on the planet. I think this comes largely from the tabloid culture. They have column inches to fill and America is big enough to have some kind of suitable storey coming out of it regularly.

Jamie is no different in this regard than a lot of people I met. It was hilarious coming out with statements like, "oh you are a great country you put a man on the moon". America nor any other country needs your endorsement Jamie, you nor a lot of your fellow country men are exactly MENSA material either, so get back in the kitchen and cook something you whining little bitch.   :P
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: pintsofguinness on September 13, 2010, 11:32:18 PM
Quote from: thejuice on September 13, 2010, 11:29:38 PM
I wouldn't call the guy a p***k but I just watched his program there on American School Food. Jamie seems to have an arrogant attitude of British, Irish and others in Europe that has grown recently towards Americans. It seemed he thought he could waltz into a small town and their jaws would drop when he bestows his fresh food from heaven.

But his arrogance came back to slap him in the face and he pulled out what might have been some crocodile tears and talking about his "works of magic" which you couldn't help but laugh at, to save face perhaps. I've met so many people both in Britain and from home and elsewhere who come up with the usual "Americans are stupid" line.

It's amazing that people here in the UK are terrified to generalize in the same manner about middle-eastern, or people from the Indian sub-continent, but would easily make a sweeping statement about a continent of diverse people that make up arguably the most advanced nation on the planet. I think this comes largely from the tabloid culture. They have column inches to fill and America is big enough to have some kind of suitable storey coming out of it regularly.

Jamie is no different in this regard than a lot of people I met. It was hilarious coming out with statements like, "oh you are a great country you put a man on the moon". America nor any other country needs your endorsement Jamie, you nor a lot of your fellow country men are exactly MENSA material either, so get back in the kitchen and cook something you whining little bitch.   :P
He behaves like that to everyone though...
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: Arthur_Friend on September 13, 2010, 11:35:01 PM
Quote from: thejuice on September 13, 2010, 11:29:38 PM
I wouldn't call the guy a p***k but I just watched his program there on American School Food. Jamie seems to have an arrogant attitude of British, Irish and others in Europe that has grown recently towards Americans. It seemed he thought he could waltz into a small town and their jaws would drop when he bestows his fresh food from heaven.

But his arrogance came back to slap him in the face and he pulled out what might have been some crocodile tears and talking about his "works of magic" which you couldn't help but laugh at, to save face perhaps. I've met so many people both in Britain and from home and elsewhere who come up with the usual "Americans are stupid" line.

It's amazing that people here in the UK are terrified to generalize in the same manner about middle-eastern, or people from the Indian sub-continent, but would easily make a sweeping statement about a continent of diverse people that make up arguably the most advanced nation on the planet. I think this comes largely from the tabloid culture. They have column inches to fill and America is big enough to have some kind of suitable storey coming out of it regularly.

Jamie is no different in this regard than a lot of people I met. It was hilarious coming out with statements like, "oh you are a great country you put a man on the moon". America nor any other country needs your endorsement Jamie, you nor a lot of your fellow country men are exactly MENSA material either, so get back in the kitchen and cook something you whining little bitch.   :P

Bit of a generalisation there of British, Irish and others in Europe.
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: ziggysego on September 13, 2010, 11:39:08 PM
Quote from: thejuice on September 13, 2010, 11:29:38 PM
I wouldn't call the guy a p***k but I just watched his program there on American School Food. Jamie seems to have an arrogant attitude of British, Irish and others in Europe that has grown recently towards Americans. It seemed he thought he could waltz into a small town and their jaws would drop when he bestows his fresh food from heaven.

But his arrogance came back to slap him in the face and he pulled out what might have been some crocodile tears and talking about his "works of magic" which you couldn't help but laugh at, to save face perhaps. I've met so many people both in Britain and from home and elsewhere who come up with the usual "Americans are stupid" line.

It's amazing that people here in the UK are terrified to generalize in the same manner about middle-eastern, or people from the Indian sub-continent, but would easily make a sweeping statement about a continent of diverse people that make up arguably the most advanced nation on the planet. I think this comes largely from the tabloid culture. They have column inches to fill and America is big enough to have some kind of suitable storey coming out of it regularly.

Jamie is no different in this regard than a lot of people I met. It was hilarious coming out with statements like, "oh you are a great country you put a man on the moon". America nor any other country needs your endorsement Jamie, you nor a lot of your fellow country men are exactly MENSA material either, so get back in the kitchen and cook something you whining little bitch.   :P

Ireland you mean?
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: theskull1 on September 13, 2010, 11:42:05 PM
Quote from: Lazer on September 13, 2010, 11:13:16 PM
Quote from: Minder on September 13, 2010, 10:52:56 PM
Trout

I agree

Thought I was the only one
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: Orangemac on September 13, 2010, 11:47:04 PM
Colin Murray.

You just want to punch him every time he appears on screen. >:(
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: thejuice on September 13, 2010, 11:53:43 PM
Arthur: You know I'm not making a generalisation. I implied its an attitude that has grown, not an attitude that everyone carries. and its an attitude (or perhaps opinion) is quite prevalent, its not hard to find,

Ziggy: I am currently living in England.
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Post by: tyssam5 on September 14, 2010, 08:40:11 AM
Quote from: thejuice on September 13, 2010, 11:29:38 PM
I wouldn't call the guy a p***k but I just watched his program there on American School Food. Jamie seems to have an arrogant attitude of British, Irish and others in Europe that has grown recently towards Americans. It seemed he thought he could waltz into a small town and their jaws would drop when he bestows his fresh food from heaven.

But his arrogance came back to slap him in the face and he pulled out what might have been some crocodile tears and talking about his "works of magic" which you couldn't help but laugh at, to save face perhaps. I've met so many people both in Britain and from home and elsewhere who come up with the usual "Americans are stupid" line.

It's amazing that people here in the UK are terrified to generalize in the same manner about middle-eastern, or people from the Indian sub-continent, but would easily make a sweeping statement about a continent of diverse people that make up arguably the most advanced nation on the planet. I think this comes largely from the tabloid culture. They have column inches to fill and America is big enough to have some kind of suitable storey coming out of it regularly.

Jamie is no different in this regard than a lot of people I met. It was hilarious coming out with statements like, "oh you are a great country you put a man on the moon". America nor any other country needs your endorsement Jamie, you nor a lot of your fellow country men are exactly MENSA material either, so get back in the kitchen and cook something you whining little bitch.   :P

It was West Virginia they were fairly stupid people for the most part in fairness.
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: Banana Man on September 14, 2010, 09:26:48 AM
QuoteQuote from: Lazer on September 13, 2010, 11:13:16 PM
Quote from: Minder on September 13, 2010, 10:52:56 PM
Trout


I agree


Thought I was the only one

+1
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: glens abu on September 14, 2010, 10:01:12 AM
Quote from: theskull1 on September 13, 2010, 11:42:05 PM
Quote from: Lazer on September 13, 2010, 11:13:16 PM
Quote from: Minder on September 13, 2010, 10:52:56 PM
Trout

I agree

Thought I was the only one

+5
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: Nally Stand on September 14, 2010, 10:19:50 AM
(http://www.honestreporting.com/a/images/communiques/upload1/ianodoherty.jpg)  (http://www.irishblogs.ie/images/178975.jpg) (http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/site_imagery/fintan_otoole_140x140.jpg)

Oh and Ardmhacaabu.

And trout. Obviously. :D
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: The Claw on September 14, 2010, 10:48:16 AM
Quote from: Orangemac on September 13, 2010, 11:47:04 PM
Colin Murray.

You just want to punch him every time he appears on screen. >:(
Never heard of Colin Murray.

Colm Murray on the other hand is the people's champion
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Post by: Farrandeelin on September 14, 2010, 10:53:30 AM
Kevin Myers.
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Post by: lurganblue on September 14, 2010, 11:03:34 AM
I certainly think Gordon ramsey is a bigger p***k than Jamie. Done
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Post by: Banana Man on September 14, 2010, 11:03:47 AM
Good call on McDowell nally, how'd i forget thon (insert whatever name ya want)
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Post by: Orangemac on September 15, 2010, 10:40:56 PM
Colin Murray presents MOTD2 on BBC2 on Sunday nights and presented some of the WC coverage.

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Post by: ardmhachaabu on September 15, 2010, 10:56:51 PM
Quote from: Nally Stand on September 14, 2010, 10:19:50 AM
(http://www.honestreporting.com/a/images/communiques/upload1/ianodoherty.jpg)  (http://www.irishblogs.ie/images/178975.jpg) (http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/site_imagery/fintan_otoole_140x140.jpg)

Oh and Ardmhacaabu.

And trout. Obviously. :D
I am glad I annoy you so much for you to single me out.  The truth hurts  :)
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: Nally Stand on September 15, 2010, 11:41:55 PM
Quote from: ardmhachaabu on September 15, 2010, 10:56:51 PM
Quote from: Nally Stand on September 14, 2010, 10:19:50 AM
(http://www.honestreporting.com/a/images/communiques/upload1/ianodoherty.jpg)  (http://www.irishblogs.ie/images/178975.jpg) (http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/site_imagery/fintan_otoole_140x140.jpg)

Oh and Ardmhacaabu.

And trout. Obviously. :D
I am glad I annoy you so much for you to single me out.  The truth hurts  :)

And I'm glad your latest stint ignoring of me has concluded. Again.

But for how long!!!
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Post by: rosnarun on September 16, 2010, 02:46:46 AM
the following are professional pricks and should be excluded from the debate
I odoherty
K Myarse
E dunphy
f otoole
nell lMccafferty
Joe brollly
P spillane
V browne

As for TV Chefs I think Gary Rhodes is right up the with Jamie
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: The Claw on September 16, 2010, 02:10:44 PM
Quote from: Orangemac on September 15, 2010, 10:40:56 PM
Colin Murray presents MOTD2 on BBC2 on Sunday nights and presented some of the WC coverage.
Apologies, thought you were attacking a national hero!
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: armaghniac on September 16, 2010, 02:29:08 PM
my boss (no pic) and these people as well

(http://everydayirishman.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/kevin_myers_640_x_480.jpg)


(http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/library/jeremy-clarkson--124465073536814500.jpg)



Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: Newbridge Exile on September 16, 2010, 02:45:53 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on September 13, 2010, 10:25:19 PM
Jamie Oliver?

Willie Frazer?
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Post by: deiseach on September 16, 2010, 03:12:52 PM
I find Jamie Oliver likeable enough. His use of 'bruvver' to greet people is a bit annoying but when even a klutz like myself can make something tasty out of one of his recipes, he must be doing something right
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: deiseach on September 16, 2010, 03:17:55 PM
Quote from: thejuice on September 13, 2010, 11:29:38 PM
I wouldn't call the guy a p***k but I just watched his program there on American School Food. Jamie seems to have an arrogant attitude of British, Irish and others in Europe that has grown recently towards Americans. It seemed he thought he could waltz into a small town and their jaws would drop when he bestows his fresh food from heaven.

But his arrogance came back to slap him in the face and he pulled out what might have been some crocodile tears and talking about his "works of magic" which you couldn't help but laugh at, to save face perhaps. I've met so many people both in Britain and from home and elsewhere who come up with the usual "Americans are stupid" line.

It's amazing that people here in the UK are terrified to generalize in the same manner about middle-eastern, or people from the Indian sub-continent, but would easily make a sweeping statement about a continent of diverse people that make up arguably the most advanced nation on the planet. I think this comes largely from the tabloid culture. They have column inches to fill and America is big enough to have some kind of suitable storey coming out of it regularly.

Jamie is no different in this regard than a lot of people I met. It was hilarious coming out with statements like, "oh you are a great country you put a man on the moon". America nor any other country needs your endorsement Jamie, you nor a lot of your fellow country men are exactly MENSA material either, so get back in the kitchen and cook something you whining little bitch.   :P

I haven't seen his latest programme, but I saw Ministry of Food and while he can be a little on the pompous side when it comes to evangelising he is definitely on the side of angels when set against the fat asses who are poisoning themselves and expecting the rest of us to pick up the tab. As for attitudes to America, his American Road Trip was one long love letter to all things Stateside
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Post by: red hander on September 16, 2010, 06:23:24 PM
Considering that the boul Jamie has just named his new son Buddy Bear, I think all future posts are superflous ... though I do agree Myers and Clarkson are also a pair of c***ts
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Post by: seafoid on September 16, 2010, 06:42:23 PM
Alan Greenspan and Lloyd Blankfein

The  board of directors of Anglo Irish Bank in January 2008
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Post by: Puckoon on September 16, 2010, 06:43:36 PM
Quote from: red hander on September 16, 2010, 06:23:24 PM
Considering that the boul Jamie has just named his new son Buddy Bear, I think all future posts are superflous ... though I do agree Myers and Clarkson are also a pair of c***ts

Buddy Bear. Dad Grylls?
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Post by: seafoid on September 16, 2010, 06:50:35 PM
Bertie Ahern

Last week he said he left the economy in a great state in 2007
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Post by: GalwayBayBoy on September 17, 2010, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on September 13, 2010, 10:25:19 PM
Jamie Oliver?

He just named his newborn son Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver.
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: Tony Baloney on September 17, 2010, 05:22:45 PM
Quote from: GalwayBayBoy on September 17, 2010, 04:48:59 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on September 13, 2010, 10:25:19 PM
Jamie Oliver?

He just named his newborn son Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver.
Maurice is a cat name!
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Post by: EagleLord on September 18, 2010, 12:23:12 AM
Saw that in the paper today too, was rippin, did ye see the names of his kids already?? Cant find the paper itself now, and couldnt be arsed looking up, because aliens3 is on haha! But one of them is called Poppy though!
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: isourboydownyet on September 18, 2010, 04:29:31 PM
feck me that gareth crooks is a real gimp
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Post by: Minder on September 18, 2010, 04:45:50 PM
Quote from: isourboydownyet on September 18, 2010, 04:29:31 PM
feck me that gareth crooks is a real gimp

Racist. Reported.
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Post by: Lar Naparka on September 18, 2010, 04:58:56 PM
What about Brian Cowen?
How come nobody thought of the Biffo before this and the thread is now three pages long? ;D
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: isourboydownyet on September 18, 2010, 05:22:16 PM
Quote from: Minder on September 18, 2010, 04:45:50 PM
Quote from: isourboydownyet on September 18, 2010, 04:29:31 PM
feck me that gareth crooks is a real gimp

Racist. Reported.

what? :o  how exactly?
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: lilpaulie85 on September 18, 2010, 06:30:36 PM
Babs Keating, bitter twisted man.
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: Maguire01 on September 18, 2010, 07:38:16 PM
Oliver isn't the worst - not a fan, but doesn't really annoy me that much.
There's also a Jamie Oliver in Lostprophets.
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: paco on September 18, 2010, 10:15:15 PM
(http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/07/official_presentation_of_cristiano_ronaldo_as_number_9_at_the_real_madrid/gallery_main/gallery_main-cristiano-ronaldo-real-madrid-2-0706200-09.jpg)
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: mylestheslasher on September 19, 2010, 10:01:58 AM
Quote from: Minder on September 18, 2010, 04:45:50 PM
Quote from: isourboydownyet on September 18, 2010, 04:29:31 PM
feck me that gareth crooks is a real gimp

Racist. Reported.

Minder how exactly is that rascist. How do you know Gareth Crooks is not a leather bound sex slave? Anyway, someone crying rascism with a picture of Dirty Harry on their avatar is a small bit hypocritical.
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: OverTheBlackSpot on September 19, 2010, 11:31:57 AM
Minder.
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Post by: Dougal Maguire on September 21, 2010, 11:00:13 PM
Ronnie O'Sullivan.

In frame three of his World Open match against Mark King, O'Sullivan potted the first red and black and then halted proceedings to ask what the prize for a 147 was, only to be eventually told there was no additional purse and only a £4,000 sum for the highest break. He went on ahead and potted all the remaining reds with blacks each time and all the colours up to and including the pink which he potted and then left the table and shook hands with King with the break at 140.  Referee Jan Verhaas persuaded O'Sullivan to finish the break and he duly slammed in the black in nonchalant fashion.

"I wasn't going to pot the black to be honest with you because I asked the ref and was told there was no break prize for a 147," O'Sullivan admitted to the BBC.

"I wanted to make sure because if there was a decent prize then I would definitely have gone for it and I thought I might as well go for it anyway.

"Jan talked me into it [potting the black]. My whole thing was I was going to make 140 and leave the black What's the point of making a 147 if they're only going to give you four grand for it?

"I'm surprised. They're getting stingier. I thought Barry Hearn was supposed to be putting more money into the game, not taking it out.

"I've had loads of 147s so I don't really get excited by it and thought I needed to give myself something to go for. I just thought 'why not?'"

Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: funtime frankie on September 22, 2010, 09:54:20 AM
Fintan No Tool

Enda Kenny

Michael "they are f^%&king Nazis" Mc Dowell

Sean Kelly MEP

George Hamilton

The Louth an who hit Martin Sludden

Willie Frazer

Enda Kenny - he's that much of a pricke he deserves to go on the list twice

Nelson Mc Causland

Caitriona Ruane

The Down man sitting in front of me on Sunday

The wife of the Down man who was sitting in front of me on Sunday

Christy Cooney - his legacy will be a plastic fence - nice one, Christy!!

Sean Fitzpatrick - jail him

so, yeah there are bigger prciks than Jamie Oliver
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Post by: From the Bunker on September 22, 2010, 10:46:58 AM
(http://www.finfacts.ie/artman/uploads/2/Joe-Duffy_RTE_Feb012009.jpg)

Joe Duffy

Champion of the People
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: rosnarun on September 22, 2010, 07:36:49 PM
Quote from: funtime frankie on September 22, 2010, 09:54:20 AM
Fintan No Tool

Enda Kenny

Michael "they are f^%&king Nazis" Mc Dowell

Sean Kelly MEP

George Hamilton

The Louth an who hit Martin Sludden

Willie Frazer

Enda Kenny - he's that much of a pricke he deserves to go on the list twice

Nelson Mc Causland

Caitriona Ruane

The Down man sitting in front of me on Sunday

The wife of the Down man who was sitting in front of me on Sunday

Christy Cooney - his legacy will be a plastic fence - nice one, Christy!!

Sean Fitzpatrick - jail him

so, yeah there are bigger prciks than Jamie Oliver

and you call yourself funtime frankie   
Lies
Reported
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: BarryBreensBandage on September 22, 2010, 09:33:58 PM
Gary Neville?

Amanda Holden?

When my kids grow up, I will show them a picture of these two people and tell them - "Look, you don't have to have any talent or quality to do nothing and make large amounts of money"
Title: Re: Is there a bigger p*ick than....
Post by: red hander on September 22, 2010, 10:47:42 PM
Unfair... Amanda Holden isn't a bad footballer