http://www.bbcsportnews.co.uk/harte-shocker.php
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Premature ejaculation. You are 30 mins early. Couldn't wait?
:D more believable if i posted it on 31st!
Eammon Holmes takes you up the sperrins! Classic.
It's true.
In other news Francie Bellew has left Armagh to team up wth Chesney Hawkes to form a 'Bros' tribute band. They will be called 'Cross'.
When did this news break ??
I thought Ziggy would have brought us this exclusive ??
Where are you Ziggy ?? Can you enlighten us ?
Oh dear god that'll explain why the Ladies Ulster Council meeting in Kellys tonight was cancelled due to "another urgent booking". They wouldn't let us in the door but I saw Pat Darcy's car outside!
Will try to confirm with a reliable source.
Whispers coming through from Kellys that Pillar Caffrey is taking up the reins.
Ziggy's the man for exclusives - Ziggy - have you any word on this story ?
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Quote from: Puckoon on March 31, 2009, 11:52:13 PM
Whispers coming through from Kellys that Pillar Caffrey is taking up the reins.
I heard that too. Apparently he is bringing in Pat Spillane as dietitian ('I'll stop de puke') and Mary Harney as
Minister for Fitness Coach.
I heard a few whispers about work today. Was chatting to one of the sponsors today and he heard something was going on.
Don't know how he'll deal with the charges of hypocrisy now.
Quote from: ziggysego on April 01, 2009, 12:00:58 AM
I heard a few whispers about work today. Was chatting to one of the sponsors today and he heard something was going on.
Whispers ??????????
Rumours out there that Harte has a few too many skeletons in the closet and they may cost him the ManUre job.
Apparently, among other things, he is a foreign game'icist, he has connections to blanket protests & is a dissident Liverpudlian.
Just sent a text to a notable relative to check - if this isn't true then I'm in bother for waking him.
My dad's heard nothing around Strabane anyway.
Apparently his column this week is about the International Rules and a few pics of a Tyrone player/supporter/dog raising money for charity in Keady.
Quote from: Rois on April 01, 2009, 12:15:13 AM
Just sent a text to a notable relative to check - if this isn't true then I'm in bother for waking him.
My dad's heard nothing around Strabane anyway.
You are joking aren't you.
I think the penny has yet to drop for more than one poster!
:D
Rugby Union: Lions add Stringer and Bowe to Squad.
Gaelic Games: McGeeney not laughing
Golf: McIlroy gets his hole in one
Ice Hockey: Giants Major League pucked off
Other Sports: Figure skating not a sport: Roy Keane
Hockey: New skintight uniforms cause outrage
Table tennis: Wan Flung Dung Irish Champion
Apparently an Uachtaráin Nicky Brennan was meeting with Harte tonight in Kelly's of Garvaghy pleading with him not to defect to the garrison game. They say he got an assurance that Michaela can replace Spillane on the Sunday game, and that he's going to overturn the results of the 86 and 95 All Ireland's
Quote from: Rois on April 01, 2009, 12:15:13 AM
Just sent a text to a notable relative to check - if this isn't true then I'm in bother for waking him.
My dad's heard nothing around Strabane anyway.
Why didn't you just give him a nudge?
Quote from: Maguire01 on April 01, 2009, 12:18:40 AM
I think the penny has yet to drop for more than one poster!
:D
very true, or else they are being
facetious
Yes I know tomorrow (today) or whatever is April Fool's Day, this is just slightly coincidental.
Anyone following the team holiday story will know the pressure from the county board on the players and mgt to commit to reduce expenses this year. I heard at a meeting last wk that it was a very sticky issue trying to get commitment at the beginning of the year, and management wasn't happy.
My sister's colleague has arranged three weeks ago for MH to come and talk to students at an East Belfast school about being a pioneer - MH asked yesterday for the original date to be rearranged for a few wks earlier.
There's just a few bells ringing in my head.
Quote from: muppet on April 01, 2009, 12:27:14 AM
Quote from: Rois on April 01, 2009, 12:15:13 AM
Just sent a text to a notable relative to check - if this isn't true then I'm in bother for waking him.
My dad's heard nothing around Strabane anyway.
Why didn't you just give him a nudge?
Lord almighty that made me choke.
Quote from: ONeill on April 01, 2009, 12:16:48 AM
Quote from: Rois on April 01, 2009, 12:15:13 AM
Just sent a text to a notable relative to check - if this isn't true then I'm in bother for waking him.
My dad's heard nothing around Strabane anyway.
You are joking aren't you.
Right enough, i hope they're joking!
Quote from: ONeill on April 01, 2009, 12:19:20 AM
Rugby Union: Lions add Stringer and Bowe to Squad.
Gaelic Games: McGeeney not laughing
Golf: McIlroy gets his hole in one
Ice Hockey: Giants Major League pucked off
Other Sports: Figure skating not a sport: Roy Keane
Hockey: New skintight uniforms cause outrage
Table tennis: Wan Flung Dung Irish Champion
Not to mention the site is called BCC
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on April 01, 2009, 12:04:40 AM
Don't know how he'll deal with the charges of hypocrisy now.
He'll just send some Strabane muppet onto the net to fight anyone who suggests it. ;D
Quote from: ONeill on April 01, 2009, 12:19:20 AM
Rugby Union: Lions add Stringer and Bowe to Squad.
Gaelic Games: McGeeney not laughing
Golf: McIlroy gets his hole in one
Ice Hockey: Giants Major League pucked off
Other Sports: Figure skating not a sport: Roy Keane
Hockey: New skintight uniforms cause outrage
Table tennis: Wan Flung Dung Irish Champion
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Quote from: Rois on March 31, 2009, 11:51:22 PM
Oh dear god that'll explain why the Ladies Ulster Council meeting in Kellys tonight was cancelled due to "another urgent booking". They wouldn't let us in the door but I saw Pat Darcy's car outside!
Will try to confirm with a reliable source.
;D ;D I don't know if you are being serious or not, but if you are you've truley been got!!
Quote from: hardstation on April 01, 2009, 12:37:47 AM
Quote from: muppet on April 01, 2009, 12:36:57 AM
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on April 01, 2009, 12:04:40 AM
Don't know how he'll deal with the charges of hypocrisy now.
He'll just send some Strabane muppet onto the net to fight anyone who suggests it. ;D
You've relations in Strabane?
Loads and loads. Gaelgóirs most of them.
BBC now reporting that Harte is refusing to speak to them.
'Houvenagel rides the bit out'
Quote from: Norf Tyrone on April 01, 2009, 12:42:24 AM
BBC now reporting that Harte is refusing to speak to them.
That report has been revised to: Harte now speaking to us but we don't understand a word.