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Title: first thing!!
Post by: mattockranger on December 11, 2008, 05:47:06 PM
the first thing that comes to you head when you think of another county

should get some perspective from different counties

louth-my county
meath- feckin rivals
dublin - the hill
wexford - yellow bellies
longford- pearse park
wicklow - kevin o'brien
westmeath - dessie's miss
laois - super minors
carlow-crazy jersey
offaly - same old jersey
kilkenny - Cats

tyrone - mickey harte
cavan - seanie johnson
down-team of the sixties
monaghan-Eamonn mcenaney
armagh - blanket defence
fermanagh - pound for pound champs
Antrim- st galls
derry - downey bros
Donegal - crazy gang

galway - pure footballers (total football)
mayo - eternal losers
roscommon - naked snooker
sligo - great sigerson teams
leitrim-declan darcy94

kerry- dynasty of champions!
cork- rebel players!!
tipp- deco browne
clare- martin daly back heeled goal!
waterford - peoples champion!!
limerick-Ciaran carey's magical score




try it and you'll be suprised wat comes up to mind
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: carnaross on December 11, 2008, 07:50:54 PM
louth-wee county, wee problem beating them
meath-my father's county, so sneaking regard for them
dublin - hatred
wexford - yellow bellies
longford- no hopers
wicklow - like them cos of their hospitality at Feile a few years ago
westmeath - beatable
laois - great youth, nothing above
carlow-crazies
offaly - best days well behind them
kilkenny - hurling only

tyrone - champions
cavan - awkward and mean
down-improving
monaghan-ok on their day - too few tho'
armagh - can't stand them
fermanagh - don't step up when it matters
Antrim- Gerry Adams lad
derry - greatest rivals
Donegal - always liked their style

galway - due an AI
mayo - great craic to slag 'em after they've been beaten
roscommon - useless
sligo - flash in the pan
leitrim-forgetaboutem

kerry- tough challenge
cork- always in with a chance
tipp- Christy Power
clare- over-rated, under-rated at the same time
waterford - nothing to say
limerick-never their day

All these based on football, not hurling.
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: omagh_gael on December 11, 2008, 09:04:45 PM
Carlow - Rasta's!  ;)
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: thejuice on December 11, 2008, 09:10:44 PM
louth - wee
meath - pride
dublin - nearly men
wexford - owed a beating
longford - underdogs
wicklow - some day
westmeath - never, never, never
laois - owed a beating too
carlow - sorry
offaly - stubborn
kilkenny - dominant

tyrone - best........for now
cavan - tough nut
down - 1991  :'(
monaghan - Mark Ward
armagh - Oisin
fermanagh - keep trying
Antrim - the Glensmen
derry - long time no see
Donegal - wild beashts

galway - 2001 still hurts
mayo - 1996 haha
roscommon - Minor champs 2006
sligo - O'Hara
leitrim - COlm O'Rourke

kerry - tradition
cork - winter rebellion
tipp- eoin kelly
clare - Jamesy O'Conner
waterford - Nearly men
limerick - owe them a hammering too.
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: ardal on December 11, 2008, 09:20:13 PM
louth-Armagh B
meath- Aborigines
dublin - soccer chants
wexford - purple
longford- ?
wicklow -?
westmeath - unlucky
laois - Guinness / Parkinson
carlow-?
offaly - Multiples of twins (hurling)
kilkenny - Cross rangers

tyrone - High board
cavan - desirable history
down-Tine turner
monaghan-cold hill
armagh - kevin keegan hair doos
fermanagh -give their hearts, balls the lot
Antrim- (internal)politics cost them celtic crosses
derry - stars of....
Donegal - Ginger (great captain...name?)

galway - pure footballers (total football)
mayo - dodgy hair, greedy hoor
roscommon -1983?
sligo - ?
leitrim-traffic light

kerry- the kingdom
cork- Nemo
tipp- Nicky English
clare- long long way from.....
waterford - just do it
limerick-how f**king unlucy in both codes
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Puckoon on December 11, 2008, 09:27:29 PM
louth-Diesel
meath- bandages
dublin - jayo
wexford - great jersey
longford- shamrock shore
wicklow - moutains
westmeath - minor finalists in 1995
laois - we always beat them (usually)
carlow-draw a blank
offaly - Carroll meats
kilkenny - DJ Carey


tyrone - Home
cavan - Dermot McCabe
down-Wee James
monaghan-The irish lotto
armagh - Ger Houlihan
fermanagh - St Micks
Antrim- McGourty (I need to wash now)
derry - Tohill hitting frees off the ground
Donegal - My first game

galway - Goals
mayo - Liam McHale boxing against meath
roscommon - NFL - cold and wet
sligo - Broken hearts in 02.
leitrim-No traffic lights

kerry- hewers
cork- drama
tipp- Nicky English
clare- Great hurling games
waterford - Also rans
limerick-Ciaran Cary and Gary Kirby
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: thebandit on December 11, 2008, 09:51:18 PM
Louth- Armagh flags in Dundalk, Meath fags in Drawwwda
meath- Dirty hoors
dublin - overrated, annoying soccer fans
wexford - Mattie bloody Forde
longford- Slashers
wicklow - Referees in car boots
westmeath - The goalscoring half back (Ennis)
laois - hold no fear
carlow- rastas
offaly - Sitting on the pitch
kilkenny - Hurling snobs


tyrone - a string of expletives!!
cavan - Laughter
down- Tenner on Benny
monaghan- Us
armagh - The other Us
fermanagh - Chancy women
Antrim- The Bot
derry - There's no f*****g London in Armagh, Brian McGilligan
Donegal - Good away trip

galway - Savage women
mayo - see above
roscommon - February football
sligo - Scare in Navan '02
leitrim- nothing really

kerry- yerra
cork- Deadly away trip
tipp- Deccie Browne
clare- Loughnane
waterford - Eoin Kelly crying.
limerick- Sawn off shotgun
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Estimator on December 11, 2008, 10:05:22 PM
Louth- drive through on way to dublin
meath- colm o'rourke's knee bandage
dublin - hill 16
wexford - Forde
longford- nothin
wicklow - nothin
westmeath - des dolan
laois - beano
carlow- the jersey
offaly - darby
kilkenny - dj carey


tyrone - f*****S
cavan - stephen king
down- dj kane
monaghan- mcginnity/mccarron
armagh - can't like them
fermanagh - can't believe they beat Derry this year
Antrim- Sheeny
derry - Us
Donegal - Don't like Derry

galway - 2001 - Derry should have won
mayo - runners-up
roscommon - nothin
sligo - hype over the black jersey
leitrim- nothing

kerry- o'se
cork- langers
tipp- Deccie Browne
clare- davey fitz
waterford - mullane.
limerick- gary kirby
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: ONeill on December 11, 2008, 10:39:05 PM
Louth- The Pope
Meath- WWF
Dublin - Shell suited lads whacked out on smack
Wexford - Creameries on the women's team jerseys
Longford-  O'Farrell and fatman Sheridan
Wicklow - Christy Moore
Westmeath - Meath
Laois - Beano
Carlow- Fruit pastilles
Offaly - Dooley
Kilkenny - DJ

Tyrone - Red Hand
Cavan - Larry
Down - Admirable arrogance
Monaghan - tight
Armagh - Buckast/vomit
Fermanagh - Dreary
Antrim- bitch-fighting/men eating dry baps
Derry - Incest/London
Donegal - riding at Gaeltacht

Galway - Holidays/Silke
Mayo - WJ Padden
Roscommon - Nakedness
Sligo - Black
Leitrim - Rain

Kerry- Zoo
Cork- Collins/twisters
Tipp - trip to
Clare- Bodhrans/matchmaking
Waterford - Crystal
Limerick- Stabbing




try it and you'll be suprised wat comes up to mind
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Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 11, 2008, 10:39:39 PM
Louth - Oliver Plunkett
Meath - One of these days, one of these days, and the hero that is Seán Boylan
Dublin - D'oul capital
Wexford - 1798, and the Dorans
Longford- Eugene Mc Gee,
Wicklow - Da Mountains and Sea
Westmeath - East Longford
Laois - Perennial ne'er do wells
Carlow - Kaleidoscopes
Offaly - Bord na Mona, and the far flung corner that will be forever hurling
Kilkenny - Cream and Cats

Tyrone - Probably the best Gaelic football team in the world  ;)
Cavan - New York and that final
Down - Pedigree
Monaghan - Patrick Kavanagh
Armagh - The Real Orangemen
Fermanagh - One of these years
Antrim-  The Glens
Derry - Only for their in-fighting in '94!...
Donegal - Wild beauty and not so beautiful wildness

Galway - Unbegrudgeable footballers, bedevilled hurlers
Mayo - The Subliminals
Roscommon - Dermot Early
Sligo - Cast a cold eye On life, on death. Horseman, pass by!
Leitrim - Katherine Lynch's Liz Hurley

Kerry - Some lovely scenery... Oh! And they've won a football All-Ireland or two!
Cork - Time the duallists supreme turned on those outside of the county
Tipperary - Bloody Sunday
Clare - Footballs to the west, hurlers to the east
Waterford - The crystal Liam Mc Carthy still not quite crafted
Limerick - Swords into ploughshares
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Treasurer on December 11, 2008, 10:49:13 PM
Louth- o'hanlon
Meath- 1997
Dublin - dessie
Wexford - *grrrrr*
Longford-  blue
Wicklow - kiltegan
Westmeath - Dessie
Laois - jeerers
Carlow- nationalist
Offaly - :)
Kilkenny - Shefflin

Tyrone - Lass
Cavan - Cootehill
Down - Up
Monaghan - Grey
Armagh - the boys
Fermanagh - Eoinie loves Anna
Antrim- Olcan
Derry - McNicholl
Donegal - malin

Galway - lunatics
Mayo - Delphi
Roscommon - Sheep
Sligo - Yeats
Leitrim - Shergar

Kerry- No five in a row
Cork- Sound
Tipp - stones
Clare- relations
Waterford - moan
Limerick- 1994
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: TacadoirArdMhacha on December 11, 2008, 11:57:28 PM
Louth - friendly neighbours
Meath - Boylan
Dublin - Love to hate them
Wexford - Mattie Forde
Longford-  Niall Sheridan
Wicklow - Glenroe
Westmeath - Paidi
Laois - beat them in the championship, lose to them in the league
Carlow- jersey
Offaly - that goal from Ciaran McManus
Kilkenny - Liam

Tyrone - Ali and Frazier were nothing without each other
Cavan - Mean
Down - Begrudging
Monaghan - 2003
Armagh - Keep the faith
Fermanagh - Swap ya 04 for 08
Antrim- Casement
Derry - Eamon Coleman
Donegal - Always beat them (until 07)

Galway - class
Mayo - nearly men
Roscommon - Pathetic (league match in Cross)
Sligo - Navan
Leitrim - Lovely

Kerry- beaten finalists 2002
Cork- Colin Corkery
Tipp - Declan Browne
Clare- Munster Chapmions 1992
Waterford - Nearly men
Limerick- Shannon
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Yes I Would on December 12, 2008, 12:13:33 AM
Louth - Diesel
Meath - Respect
Dublin - Croker
Wicklow - Bray
Carlow - Eire Og
Kilkenny - Cats
Westmeath - Paidi
Laois - Wasted potential.
Longford - Where is it?
Wexford - "Would you stand in the band, like a true Irish man....... gonna free old Wexford town""
Offaly - Nice jersey.  Vinny Claffeys hair.


Antrim - Twisters
Armagh - What should have been
Down - Arrogance/ Wee Pete
Derry - Johny Mc Gurk
Fermanagh - Water
Monaghan - Banty
Donegal - Fine gals/Boy racers
Cavan - Hunger
Tyrone - The Bearded one

Galway - "Are we there yet??" -
Mayo - Kieran Mac
Roscommon - Roscommon CBS
Leitrim - Big Seamy Quinn
Sligo - Shite town, poxy bouncers - Never again

Cork - Crying c***ts
Kerry - Pat the rat. Used to like them
Limerick - Rugger/ Families fighting
Waterford - That final..  Dear crystal
Tipperary - Dan Breen
Clare- Cliffs
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: 5 Sams on December 12, 2008, 12:23:28 AM
Excellent thread Mattock...here goes....


louth-Stephen White....Neighbours
meath- Hard hoors especially Coyler and Lyons and of course 91.
dublin - 1977 and Kevin Moran
wexford - Put an end to our odyssey this year...oh and strawberries
longford- Nil fhios agam
wicklow - kevin o'brien
westmeath - Paidis big poster in the pub
laois - Wooly
carlow-Liam Hayes having a mare
offaly - Darby
kilkenny - The Dodger
tyrone - Respect for their achievements
cavan - St Pats Cavan and trying compete with big hoors of men in colleges football
down-Mo shaol
monaghan-Clones
armagh - One-in-a-row
fermanagh - Peter Mcgennity
Antrim- 1989
derry - 1994
Donegal - Brian McEniff and some of the best days of my life in Gaoth Dobhair

galway - Joyce
mayo - McDonald
roscommon - Dermot Early, Harry Keegan, Pat Lindsay....unlucky hoors.
sligo - Worst day ever watching Down playing football.
leitrim-Liam Doyle :P....only jokin...hoping we would get them instead of the Dubs in 94.
kerry- My second home, Corca Dhuibhne, heaven on earth....oh and they can play football too...
cork- Teddy McCarthy
tipp- The trip, Declan Browne, Nicky English
clare- The Cliffs of Moher, Davy Fitz.
waterford - An Rinn, John Mullane.
limerick-Ciaran carey's magical score




Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Tubberman on December 12, 2008, 09:24:19 AM
louth- wee county
meath- 96  :'( owed a right beating!
dublin - the hill, semi-final 06  ;D
wexford - martin storey, hot summer holidays
longford- bottleneck, pearse park
wicklow - fighting in club matches
westmeath - dessie dolan
laois - hype for a while, nothing much now
carlow- traffic lights
offaly - great dual county, bog
kilkenny - untouchable
tyrone - an example of what can be achieved
cavan - history
down- history!
monaghan- plucky, mceneaney's accent
armagh - bulked up players, IRA
fermanagh - lakes, bad shooting
Antrim- belfast, middling hurlers
derry - bogside
Donegal - 92

galway - joyce, fierce rivals, blood pressure rising  :D
mayo - great days, bad days, never stop believing
roscommon- team of late 80s, massive support
sligo - wet, miserable, connacht final 07 seems a long time ago
leitrim- unlucky 1-point losers, carrick

kerry- 04 and 06   :'(
cork- whingers
tipp- hurlers
clare- anthony daly, craic
waterford - mayo of hurling world  :D
limerick- college, richie bennis
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Joxer on December 12, 2008, 09:40:58 AM
Louth – The Tooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Meath – Hard (Dirty)  Sean Boylan
Dublin – Choke Park-  Ray Cosgrove Hitting post in 02 Semi Final
Wicklow - Micko
Carlow – Rotten Jersey!
Kilkenny – Masters/ Brian Cody
Westmeath – Dessie Dolan
Laois -.Beano McDonald
Longford - Barden
Wexford – Whats the story Martin Storrey?
Offaly -  v Limerick


Antrim – Potential is there.......Somewhere
Armagh - Strength
Down – Where do you start? Egotistical, Arrogant but Mickey Linden, What a player-
Derry – Johnny "Dog" McGurk running underneath the Hogan Stand and slotting that point over in 1993
Fermanagh - Brewsters
Monaghan – Pat McEneaney
Donegal – Pretty boys-  Stag Do's –
Cavan – From the green lovely lakes of Killishandra
Tyrone – Immense, Mickey Harte

Galway -  Total Football
Mayo – Patronizing f**kers! (Liam McHale etc)-  Beating they got off Kerry in 06
Roscommon – Naked Antics!
Leitrim – Declan Darcy being lifted aloft in 94
Sligo -  SLLLLLLIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cork – Whingers, Yaps, Og Cusack, Frank Murphy,  Toys out of Pram
Kerry – Is the Kingdom
Limerick – Stab City
Waterford – John Mullanes Head, Dan Shanahan kissing his fooking jersey every time he scores a goal!
Tipperary – Nicky English
Clare- Ger Loughnane-  The Sparrow!
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: illdecide on December 12, 2008, 09:49:58 AM
louth- Dundalk = RA men
meath- hard hoors
dublin - city hoors, love to hate
wexford - bullocks/cattle
longford- grannard-shithole
wicklow - mountains
westmeath - heifer's Dolan
laois - promised so much, delivered little
carlow- worse gaa top out
offaly - C Mc Manus-cool jersey
kilkenny - All Irelands
tyrone - Class act
cavan - rough as badgers
down- hateful arrogant hoors
monaghan- likeable, hard footballers
armagh - Went to Dublin to many times and came back with fish supper
fermanagh - nice scenery
Antrim- belfast, hoods, joyriding
derry - Tony Scullion-you need to have the will to won
Donegal - Haven't the balls for it

galway - nice footballers, should have won more
mayo - the daddy of them all for losers
roscommon- team full of pockels
sligo - one season wonders
leitrim- who

kerry- arrogant hoors
cork- Michael Collins-always striking
tipp- trip to tipp-concerts
clare- Ennis, booze and nice scenery
waterford - just can't seem to go that extra mile
limerick- stabbings and shootings
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Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: thejuice on December 12, 2008, 10:20:52 AM
Quote from: ONeill on December 11, 2008, 10:39:05 PM
Meath- WWF

Are you saying we only pretend to hit people?

Or that we are some sort of wildlife sanctuary?
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: omagh_gael on December 12, 2008, 10:26:21 AM
louth- going over that bridge on way to croker
meath- fan ripping down dub flag and geting arrested after they beat us in 07
dublin - mugsys goal
wexford - mattie
longford- 1st round championship on tv
wicklow - glenroe
westmeath - yer man keane, great defender
laois - that annoying chant laois, laois, laois
carlow- rastas
offaly - carrickmore
kilkenny - winners
tyrone - 03, 05 + 08
cavan - the accent
down- up down
monaghan- my mum from there 2nd home
armagh - photo of mc geeney on sideline for canavan winning point 05
fermanagh - lakes, cant score free kicks
Antrim- fall outs
derry - paddy bradley kick ups 08 nfl league and not being bout in sept to show off in croker
Donegal - not near full potential

galway - joyce
mayo - perenial losers, would love to see them lift sam
roscommon- not much to say
sligo - beating galway last year
leitrim- mulligan

kerry- perenial winners
cork- whine whine whine
tipp- thurles
clare- davy fitz
waterford - john mullanes eye brows
limerick- rugby
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Tubberman on December 12, 2008, 10:51:22 AM
QuoteMayo – Feel sorry for them

Any a Tyrone fella had the nerve to call Mayo people patronising!!  :o ;)
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 12, 2008, 11:15:20 AM
Quote from: Mac Eoghain on December 12, 2008, 10:44:13 AM
Wicklow - Johnny Fox

That's it, give the Dubs nothing, not even when it's in their mountains!  :D
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: SidelineKick on December 12, 2008, 11:20:04 AM
Quote from: omagh_gael on December 12, 2008, 10:26:21 AM
derry - paddy bradley kick ups 08 nfl league and not being bout in sept to show off in croker

I have to say that was one of the most enjoyable things to watch, on an otherwise dark, cold night.
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Croí na hÉireann on December 12, 2008, 11:39:04 AM
louth - wee
meath - bastards
dublin - jeering
wexford - strawberries & knackers
longford - nothing to crow about since 04
wicklow - the mountains
westmeath - maroon and white
laois - not as good as they think
carlow - fruit pastilles
offaly - biffos
kilkenny - football apartheid

tyrone - slippy underfoot
cavan - teams of yesteryear
down - team of the nineties
monaghan - bantys bluster
armagh - aur ma
fermanagh - plucky
antrim- papal hurlers
derry - hoors for 2004
donegal - headers

galway - the 87, 88 hurlers
mayo - to win just once
roscommon - naturists
sligo - black
leitrim - how exactly do you get to it?

kerry - green and gold hoop
cork - insufferable accent
tipp - nicky english's mouthguard
clare- we're GOING to do it
waterford - the resurrection
limerick - stabbings
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Uladh on December 12, 2008, 11:43:16 AM
Louth – Small man mentality
Meath – Guardians of the real game of football
Dublin – woeful management & leadership
Wicklow - tommy gill
Carlow – liam hayes
Kilkenny – shorts and socks not matching the jerseys
Westmeath – rory o'connell is a t**ker
Laois - skinny fellas
Longford - inferiority complex
Wexford – jason ryan
Offaly - darby goal


Antrim – sakker
Armagh -
Down – old men
Derry – underachievers
Fermanagh - brian darcy
Monaghan – armagh wannabes
Donegal – nice footballers
Cavan – dirty hoors
Tyrone – paddy russell

Galway - soft
Mayo – nearly men
Roscommon – seamus o'neill way too heavy
Leitrim – justin mcnulty
Sligo - run the ball

Cork – good players not a great team
Kerry – daragh o'se
Limerick – thomand park
Waterford – dan the man
Tipperary – declan browne
Clare- cold and wet
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: mattockranger on December 12, 2008, 12:13:38 PM
some great perspectives on different counties

didn't realise we're known for SO many unfootballing reasons!!

you can see which counties are liked and disliked!!
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: AZOffaly on December 12, 2008, 12:24:42 PM
louth- small
meath- Hardy (the team, not the poster)
dublin - The Hill
wexford - Hurling
longford- Dessie Barry
wicklow - Micko
westmeath - Grrrrr.
laois - Prison
carlow-Fruit Pastilles
offaly - My County
kilkenny - Legends

tyrone - Cormac McAnallen
cavan - Polo Grounds
down- Tradition
monaghan- '85 Semi Final
armagh - Crossmaglen
fermanagh - Lakes
Antrim- St. Pauls
derry - Anthony Tohill
Donegal - Indiscipline

galway - Wasted Talent (hurlers)
mayo - Technically good, Mentally not.
roscommon - Sheep
sligo - WB Yeats
leitrim- Shannonside Radio

kerry- Sam Maguire
cork- Strikes
tipp- Hell's Kitchen
clare- Fecking 1995
waterford - Bridesmaids
limerick- 1994
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Uladh on December 12, 2008, 12:33:33 PM

Jes, i it really worth all that time and effort to be a piss poor windup merchant?

ye had me going there






not
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: boojangles on December 12, 2008, 07:12:52 PM
louth- stephen white
meath- Dirty stone throwing Bastids,but grudging respect
dublin - Barney Rock
wexford - Martin Storey,Courtown
longford- aughnacliffe,Niall Sheridan
wicklow - wickla
westmeath - dessie hittin the post
laois - tony maher
carlow-eire og
offaly - Matt Connor
kilkenny - DJ

tyrone - Plunket Donaghy
cavan - We'l be back,best supporters in Ireland
down- 91 beating Meath,wee james
monaghan- loved beating them
armagh - them boys is bauld
fermanagh - 1st round 97,gettin off the hook
Antrim- Casement,checkpoints
derry - Anthony Tohill
Donegal - 92, martin McHugh

galway - lovely people
mayo - Willie Joe
roscommon - Dermot Earley
sligo - benbulben
leitrim- wild country

kerry- bad supporters
cork- boy
tipp- Thurles 96
clare- Biddy Earley
waterford - fucked up our promotion
limerick- ciaran carey


Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: youngfella on December 12, 2008, 07:26:48 PM
Louth – wee man syndrome
Meath – dirty hoors
Dublin – All talk - wheres the money dessie!
Wicklow - mountain men
Carlow – ...
Kilkenny – globe trotters
Westmeath – christy ring hurler
Laois - 3rd best
Longford - ..
Wexford – See derry
Offaly - Ireland flag for a jersey


Antrim – shockin
Armagh - francie bellew
Down – Ards men
Derry – underachievers with an indenity crisis
Fermanagh - hunter gathers
Monaghan – ...
Donegal – noisy hoors
Cavan – ...
Tyrone – protected by the backdoor system and refs

Galway - leinster champions
Mayo – nearly men
Roscommon – ...
Leitrim – ...
Sligo - worst jersey in the championship

Cork – crying c***ts
Kerry – hurling apartheid land
Limerick – justin mc carthy
Waterford – davy fitz
Tipperary – nice hurls
Clare- the place with ger L loves
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Sligoper on December 12, 2008, 07:58:54 PM
Louth – No official Stadium or Park
Meath – Dirty feckers, Ollie Murphy
Dublin – Love to hate them
Wicklow - Steling Carlows Players
Carlow – RANK Jersey
Kilkenny – Supreme
Westmeath – Dunnes Stores behind their ground
Laois - Underage
Longford - Pearse Park
Wexford – That hurling captain with the tach
Offaly - Ciaran McManus


Antrim – McGourtys
Armagh - Blanket Defence, Tough
Down – Benny
Derry – Sean Marty
Fermanagh - Gallagher
Monaghan – That hairy Hanratty kid
Donegal – Mad for the beer
Cavan – Tight
Tyrone – Fav team!

Galway - Sexy Football
Mayo – nearly men and hopefully always will ;D ;D ;D
Roscommon – Smelly
Leitrim – Their free kick taker
Sligo - We're fucked, Simple as.

Cork – Rebels my shite, shit stirrers who should be punished. Next time they throw a toy out of the pram ill land it back on their heads!
Kerry – Success
Limerick – Ian Ryan
Waterford – Mullane
Tipperary – Browne
Clare- "He treats us all the same...........like dogs!"


Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Doogie Browser on December 12, 2008, 08:01:49 PM
This is a great thread,

louth- Ardee
meath- Sean Boylan
dublin - Croke park
Kildare - Mickos team 1998
wexford - 1996
longford- pearse park
wicklow - mountains
westmeath - Joe Dolan
laois - Beano and the minor finals
carlow- eire og
offaly - Brian Whelehan
kilkenny - Cats

tyrone - Sam's Town to borrow from the Killers.
cavan - 1947 et al
down- Sean O'Neill
monaghan- Clones
armagh - Crossmaglen
fermanagh - St Michaels
Antrim- Casement
derry - 1993 team
Donegal - St Brian of Holyrood

galway - N bloody 17
mayo - heartbreak (them not me)
roscommon - Boyle
sligo - Black and white jersey
leitrim- Declan Darcy

kerry- Jacko
cork- rebels
tipp- trip to Tipp
clare- its a long way
waterford - Dan the man
limerick - crime
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: dodo on December 12, 2008, 08:27:50 PM

louth-   wee
meath-   thieving hoors '96
dublin -   rare aul times
wexford -   quare
longford-   drugs
wicklow -   Aughrim
westmeath -   Galway
laois -   in fighting
carlow-   Eire Óg
offaly -   wristy hurlers
kilkenny -   hens

tyrone -   Ardboe
cavan -   Gowna
down-   Sean O'Neill
monaghan-   Pat McEaneany
armagh -    Cathederal
fermanagh -   lakes
Antrim-   1989
derry -   Tohill
Donegal -   quiet sober/nuts drunk

galway -   connacht final
mayo -   latent
roscommon -   hoors
sligo -   Benbulben
leitrim-   Pairc Seán

kerry-   pure breeds
cork-   langers
tipp-   Fox & English
clare-   wahoos
waterford -   brimming
limerick-   5 minute final
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: ExiledGael on December 12, 2008, 09:43:21 PM
Louth - Tiny, Darver
Meath -  Brutal, Trevor Giles
Dublin - Dirty Dubs the Hill, Pillar, Jayo, Ryano, Whelo, Griffo
Wexford - Purple, Mattie
Longford - Slashers, awful roads
Wicklow - Micko, Leighton Glynn
Westmeath - Paidi in '04, oh for that day
Laois - Potential
Carlow - Who?
Offaly - AZ, Ferbane, Niall McNamee
Kilkenny - Unbeatable
Tyrone - Peter the Great
Cavan - Miserable hoors, Reillys
Down - Past Glory
Monaghan - Nudie, Banty, over-rated
Armagh - Crossmaglen, Geezer
Fermanagh - Ulster titles: 0
Antrim - What a waste
Derry - Talent, Bradleys, club rivalry
Donegal - Ill-discipline, beautiful scenery
Galwa - Talent, Joyce, travellers
Mayo - Bastards in '04, ended the summer of all summers
Roscommon - Seamie O'Neill, overweight gifted players
Sligo -   Benbulben, O'Hara's goal
Leitrim - Ridge, also-rans
Kerry - Brazil
Cork - Strikes, passion, Keane
Tipp - Browne
Clare - Banner, madmen
Waterford - Toothless, team & Dan
Limerick - guns
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: GalwayBayBoy on December 13, 2008, 04:38:04 AM
Louth – Wee
Meath – Hard
Dublin – The Hill
Wicklow - Murders
Carlow – Rasta
Kilkenny – Hurling
Westmeath – Less famous maroon wearers
Laois - The ex
Longford - Slashers
Wexford – Yella Bellies
Offaly - Tricolour

Antrim – The Glens
Armagh - Apples
Down – My old school colours
Derry – Nell McCafferty
Fermanagh - Belcoo
Monaghan – Nudie
Donegal – Fish
Cavan – Tight
Tyrone – Professional

Galway - ?
Mayo – Respect
Roscommon – Hardy
Leitrim – Up against it
Sligo - Sligonian

Cork – Big county
Kerry – The masters
Limerick – Rugby
Waterford – Blaas
Tipperary – The enemy
Clare -  Loughnane
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: BallyhaiseMan on December 13, 2008, 07:08:08 PM
Louth -Gerry Curran batein all around him in a league Match in Breffini circa 95/96
Meath - stone throwing c**ts, Enemy No. 2
Dublin - Hill 16
Wicklow - Hugh Kenny and Kevin O Brien
Carlow - Eire Og
Kilkenny - No Footballers need apply
Westmeath - Neighbours that we like,Underage success
Laois - AFL invasion
Longford - fighting with the lads from Granard at the Oasis in Carrick
Wexford - the craic we had with them at the 1996 under 21 finals in Thurles
Offaly - Their hammering of Meath in 1997  ;D

Antrim - Complete underachievers,that Big O'Hare lad scoring two goals against in 2002
Armagh - Gym work,Defensive tactics
Down - Fellow Aristocrats of Ulster Football,Respect them greatly
Derry - Violence in Club Football,them beating us at Underage level everytime we play them.
Fermanagh - 1997/1998, Two games we should probably have lost.
Monaghan - Enemy No.1, Their jealousy of us,knows no bounds.
Donegal - Sessions on the beer
Cavan - GAA World Champions 1947
Tyrone - Lovely Female fans

Galway -
Mayo - Choking in All Ireland Finals(sorry lads)
Roscommon - The only decent team in Ireland that are in a bigger mess than ourselves at the moment.Like them.
Leitrim - Mickey Quinn
Sligo - Eamon O Hara's solo run against Tyrone in Croker

Cork - The Strike
Kerry - Runners up in 1947
Limerick - The last 5 minutes of the 1994 Hurling final
Waterford - costing us promotion in 2006
Tipperary - Genius of Declan Browne
Clare - Anthony Daly lifting Liam in 1995
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: MaroonAndWhite on December 13, 2008, 09:36:38 PM
Louth – Cathal & Seamus O'Hanlon, Stefan White
Meath – Ruthless tough hoors
Dublin – The Hill
Wicklow - Refs in car boots
Carlow – Willie Quinlan, the hideous jersey
Kilkenny – Hurling
Kildare - The happiest day of my life....AI Final Day 1998 & Mikey Donnellans goal
Westmeath – The Paidi Year
Laois - Headers, flaking
Longford - Padraic Davis
Wexford – Dancin at the Crossroads
Offaly - Sittin on the pitch in Croker after Clare game in 98

Antrim – Patterson....the big lad in goal in the late 80s
Armagh - Defensive/dour
Down – Micky Linden
Derry – Johny McGurks point v the Dubs in 93
Fermanagh - cheap beer!
Monaghan – Nudie Hughes
Donegal – 92 and a lame Anthony Molloy lifting Sam
Cavan – Great men to go on the beer with although they'll not buy.
Tyrone – The famous/infamous scene with Liam Hassett(?) surrounded in 2003

Galway - ......
Mayo – Hot Sundays in July, Connacht finals and they're sound skins deep deep down
Roscommon – Pool tables and unfounded optimism
Leitrim – Micky Quinn, Seamus Quinn, George Dugdale
Sligo - July 2007 and that Connacht Final

Cork – Arrogant, militant
Kerry – Pure footballers, cute hoors
Limerick – Rugby
Waterford – John Mullane with a sunburned head
Tipperary – John Leahy
Clare -  Manic intensity before Ulster introduced it to football
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Rossfan on December 13, 2008, 10:27:21 PM
Why did 3 of the last 4 posters leave out Kildare and why is Ros's optimism unfounded?
Louth – Dermot O'Brien
Meath – Hard, Dirty, Colm O'Rourke
Dublin – Hype and Media Bias
Wicklow - Refs in car boots
Carlow – Fruit pastilles
Kilkenny – one supporter in Ballyraggett - and he was the man who opened the gates
Kildare - Dermot Earley, Horses
Westmeath – Flah Aaaacents
Laois - Hurlers batin the sh1t out of each other
Longford - We always bate them these days
Wexford – Eccentric jerseys
Offaly - 1982 and Seamus Darby

Antrim – Bushmills
Armagh - 1977
Down – Great forwards
Derry – Getting threatened in Ballinascreen
Fermanagh - lovely accents
Monaghan – Drumlins
Donegal – mountains
Cavan – tradition
Tyrone – great modern teams

Galway - Trying to get to effin Salthill, great days in Tuam :D
Mayo – Ahh for fcuk sake dont get me started on these ...........
Roscommon – HeavenLeitrim – Sliabh an Iarann, Probably worse than the Mayos
Sligo - TRaditional music

Cork – Frank Murphy and separate rules to the rest of the GAA world
Kerry – Why didnt  the Caid players affiliate to the IRFU instead of the GAA
Limerick – Dundons Collopys etc
Waterford – Big Dan
Tipperary – Killinaskully
Clare -  Hype in 1995 and why does everyone in Dublin think this is the only place that trad music is played?
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Puckoon on December 14, 2008, 04:02:55 PM
Mattockranger, you forgot Kildare, so then all of us did!

Kildare, niall Buckley leppin like a salmon and karl o'dwyer.
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Hardy on December 14, 2008, 04:31:57 PM
Horses and handpasses.
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: ONeill on December 14, 2008, 04:48:39 PM
Doctor.
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 14, 2008, 04:56:07 PM
Kildare - The Plains and the Whites
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Hardy on December 14, 2008, 04:56:58 PM
And bypasses.
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: leenie on December 14, 2008, 05:28:04 PM
Louth – our lady of lourdes
Meath – 96 and blood
Dublin – smarmy charlie redmond
Wicklow - glenroe
Carlow – "follow me up to carlow"....santa ponsa waxies
Kilkenny –unstoppable
Westmeath – joe dolan r.i.p.  
Laois - fustrating.... young fellas not fit to develop
Longford - Pearse Park..holding on tight to ur hand bag
Wexford – comeback kids 08
Offaly - biffo.... tullmore show!


Antrim – mhic
Armagh - sick of looking at them 04
Down – star of the co down being played in croke..... for mary tho
Derry – bradley sir
Fermanagh - st jude
Monaghan – great support they give tyrone. +so near but yet so far
Donegal – mc eniff.....
Cavan – accents... unreal
Tyrone – smile and a warm heart

Galway - michael lyster
Mayo – wasters
Roscommon – my 2nd county/ 06 minor all ireland/playing pool in the nip!
Leitrim – lovely
Sligo - 2002..... horirble day +my late cat

Cork – rebels.... success and strikes
Kerry –supporters like guniness, don't travel well..... (only on all irelands also not much craic! 05 train to dublin)
Limerick – rugby
Waterford – crystal and handsome mullane
Tipperary – Browne
Clare- the banner roar

Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: mattockranger on December 14, 2008, 05:53:02 PM
so i did ha ha

hmmm

Kildare - willie Mcgreevey!



Uladh are refering to me??
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 14, 2008, 06:03:47 PM
Quote from: mattockranger on December 14, 2008, 05:53:02 PM
Uladh are refering to me??

I'd guess that it's in reference to a since departed WUM poster mr (the hulk, and good riddance), whose posts have been deleted.
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: boojangles on December 14, 2008, 10:32:08 PM
Cill Dara- The Curragh,Tadgh Fennin,Glen Ryan,Eddie McCormack and that haircut
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: RedandGreenSniper on December 14, 2008, 10:48:29 PM
Louth – Stefan White
Meath – Those pr*cks from 96
Dublin – Annoying
Wicklow - Leighton Glynn, Kevin O'Brien
Carlow – The fruit pastilles jerseys
Kilkenny – Parke jerseys
Westmeath – Dessie and that miss against Meath in Croker   
Laois - Being rode by Aussie Rules
Longford - Niall Sheridan
Wexford – Dancing at the Crossroads, what a tune!
Offaly - John Troy's brilliance
Kildare - how we'd a better chance of winning All-Ireland if we played them in a final in mid nineties instead of Meath/Kerry. Galway got it soft


Antrim – Niall Patterson
Armagh - Crossmaglen
Down – Mickey Linden
Derry – Tohill
Fermanagh - The fright in 2004
Monaghan – Tommy Freeman
Donegal – Anthony Molloy lifting Sam in 92 and Joyce McMullan - what a handle
Cavan – accents
Tyrone – Plunkett Donaghy and the worst GAA hairstyle ever

Galway - A grudging respect . . .
Mayo – Some day, some day
Roscommon – A passionate dislike for them
Leitrim – The atmosphere in Pairc Sean
Sligo - The regret that I didn't watch the 2007 Connacht Final at Oxegen cos I thought Galway were gonna wipe the floor with them

Cork – 89, Larry Tompkins, Dave Barry, Teddy McCarthy and John O'Driscoll
Kerry – like Galway, a respect for them that doesn't make sense for a Mayo man
Limerick – Seamus Houlihan (the baldy keeper, I think that's his name)
Waterford – Gary Hurney
Tipperary – The session in Ennis after we beat  them in 2002 qualifiers
Clare- See above and also Loughnane's throbbing vein on his temple!
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: T O Hare on December 15, 2008, 01:12:35 AM
louth- cooley kickhams
meath- we were the team that baet the team that couldnt be beaten
dublin - chalrie charlie charlie redmond
wexford - whats the story martin story!!!!
longford- slashers
wicklow - kevin o'brien
westmeath - dessie dolan
laois - Beano and that shit laois chant
carlow-shit jersey
offaly - Seamus Darby
kilkenny -  DJ

tyrone - Cormac
cavan - Dermot Mc Cabe
down-the Bridge of Mayo
monaghan- Ray Carolan
armagh - Hateful ;D ;D
fermanagh - could nt score in a whore house
Antrim- Down 2000 >:( >:(
derry - Brian mc Gilligan
Donegal - declan Bonners face :o :o :o

galway - Joyce
mayo - willie-joe
roscommon - naked snooker
sligo - O'Hara
leitrim-Seamus Quinn

kerry- Mick O'Connell
cork- Corkery
tipp- Pat Fox
clare- The sparrow
waterford - John Mulane
limerick- JP



Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Michael Schmeichal on December 15, 2008, 09:38:05 AM
louth-brawl with Laois.Stefan Whyte's moustache
dublin - hot days in Croker.
wexford - Tony Doran's no teeth
longford- Big Niall
wicklow - Refs in car boots
westmeath - traffic jams
laois - windy whiners
carlow-spliffs
offaly - economical
kilkenny - dread

tyrone - cynicism
cavan - Stephen King
down-Wee James diving
monaghan-Nudies little pot belly
armagh - hardy but smell of bottler off them
fermanagh - The Hideout
Antrim- Cloot
derry - Brian Mullins Hat
Donegal - lunacy

galway - smug, self satisfied.
mayo - fondness, Ciaran Mac
roscommon - Dermot Earley with his scocks pulled up
sligo - Benbulben
leitrim-emigration

kerry- smug but with good reason
cork- whining
tipp- Nicky, smug without good reason.
clare- Pj O Connell, the strut, the mullet and the moustache. 
waterford - Blaa's. Paul Flynn and the football manger who smokes Major.
limerick-fondness. Ciaran Carey swashbucler supreme.
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: boojangles on December 15, 2008, 09:42:54 AM
Quote from: T O Hare on December 15, 2008, 01:12:35 AM
louth- cooley kickhams
meath- we were the team that baet the team that couldnt be beaten
dublin - chalrie charlie charlie redmond
wexford - whats the story martin story!!!!
longford- slashers
wicklow - kevin o'brien
westmeath - dessie dolan
laois - Beano and that shit laois chant
carlow-shit jersey
offaly - Seamus Darby
kilkenny -  DJ

tyrone - Cormac
cavan - Dermot Mc Cabe
down-the Bridge of Mayo
monaghan- Ray Carolan
armagh - Hateful ;D ;D
fermanagh - could nt score in a whore house
Antrim- Down 2000 >:( >:(
derry - Brian mc Gilligan
Donegal - declan Bonners face :o :o :o

galway - Joyce
mayo - willie-joe
roscommon - naked snooker
sligo - O'Hara
leitrim-Seamus Quinn

kerry- Mick O'Connell
cork- Corkery
tipp- Pat Fox
clare- The sparrow
waterford - John Mulane
limerick- JP


T are ya a bit mixed up there? Ray Carolan is a Cavan legend

Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: thebandit on December 15, 2008, 10:07:36 AM
He probably means Ray McCarron
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: rrhf on December 15, 2008, 10:40:37 AM
Louth – 57 types of Heinz Beans and 1957
Meath – Thuggery
Dublin – 2 all irelands in 25 years
Wicklow - kevin O brien
Carlow – rastamen
Kilkenny – Crossmaglen
Westmeath – Paidi O Se in the helicopter
Laois - Tyrone minors  
Longford - Great stand.... for standing in...
Wexford – Michael Lyng bang!
Offaly - Smash and grab specialists / footballers and hurlers.
Kildare - Persil and Micko

Antrim – Olcan Mc Fettridge.  Mickey Darragh 87.
Armagh - Kerry stopped at half time.  
Down – wee james
Derry – Joe Brolly kisses, Quiggsy
Fermanagh - Turkeys
Monaghan - empty those tanks.
Donegal - holidays and drink
Cavan –  larry Reilly  
Tyrone – Canavan, pain before the gain.    

Galway - Enda Colleran - ace pundit 86.  
Mayo – The big mans bar in Castlebar
Roscommon – wild west,
Leitrim – shithole
Sligo - Dessie Sloyan and the goal  that won Armagh the all ireland.

Cork – talented pricks, only ever had one rebel and they shot him!
Kerry – media appointed aristocracy of Gaelic football, crown on perma slip.  
Limerick – dodgy ireland
Waterford – Players sacked their manager and got their comeuppance in the AIFinal.
Tipperary – Richard stakelum - the famine is over  
Clare- Loughnane, "hamburger hill" and the falling out of old comrades.  
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: saffron sam2 on December 15, 2008, 04:05:29 PM
Louth – Magee's Carlingford; anluabu
Meath –  Beasts of men; Hit hard and often.
Dublin – Malahide
Wicklow - All the missing young ladies in that area; very sad.
Carlow – Lift MacCahir Óg your face
Kilkenny –  St. Kieran's College
Westmeath – Granard (I know it's in Longford, see below)
Laois - Queen's county
Longford - Granard, John Bannon
Wexford – Kilmore Quay.
Offaly - King's county; Liam Currams.
Kildare - Dire straits - "Money for nothing"

Antrim – From Carnlough to Ballycastle, Poitin makers.
Armagh - Street urination  
Down – Newcastle
Derry – The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Fermanagh - Total apathy - what is the point in Fermanagh
Monaghan - Mushrooms; footballing thuggery
Donegal - Crohy Head; hairy faced ladies in Ardara
Cavan –  Slieve Russell; pot holes
Tyrone – Philomena Begley; The Mountains of Pomeroy.    

Galway - John Divilly  
Mayo – Knock
Roscommon – Dermot Earley, Enon Gavin
Leitrim – Glencar
Sligo - WB Yeats; The Garavogue

Cork – 75% decline in usage of cork for wine bottle tops.
Kerry – Ballinskelligs
Limerick – There was a young man from Nantucket
Waterford –  Crystal
Tipperary – Transvision Vamp.
Clare- Ralph McTell.  
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Maroon Heaven on December 15, 2008, 04:23:54 PM
Louth – The Pitch in Dundalk that would mean a 5 mile tailback when the county Final was been played when heading to Belfast
Meath – Kevin Foley
Dublin – Barney Rock and the Hill
Wicklow - Kevin O'Brian
Carlow – The Jersey
Kildare - Prawn Sandwichs and 4 wheel drives
Kilkenny – "Sure the Kids are born with Hurl"
Westmeath – Playing in Cusack park when I was 10
Laois -.Always better then them at underage
Longford - St mel's
Wexford – Should have improved after their Last Ireland
Offaly -  Biffo's and Rhode


Antrim – Sometime it has to come good - Kevin Murphy and Kevin Armstrong from the 30's
Armagh - Crossmaglen
Down – Greg Blaney
Derry – Beat them in the Minor's
Fermanagh - Brewsters
Monaghan – Clones and yet you never see Monaghan play a big match there
Donegal – Under 21 champions in late 80's
Cavan – New York
Tyrone – Plunket Donaghy and their underage success

Galway -  Conolly's Speach
Mayo – Willie Joe Padden
Roscommon – Always a good team
Leitrim – Nearly men
Sligo -  Emaon O'Hara

Cork – Double All Ireland winners and Michael Jackson 
Kerry – The O'Shea's
Limerick – Gaelic Ground when Westmeath won U-21's
Waterford – Crystal
Tipperary – 2 registration plates - WTF??
Clare- St Flannan's

Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: T O Hare on December 15, 2008, 04:59:24 PM
Quote from: Michael Schmeichal on December 15, 2008, 09:38:05 AM
louth-brawl with Laois.Stefan Whyte's moustache
dublin - hot days in Croker.
wexford - Tony Doran's no teeth
longford- Big Niall
wicklow - Refs in car boots
westmeath - traffic jams
laois - windy whiners
carlow-spliffs
offaly - economical
kilkenny - dread

tyrone - cynicism
cavan - Stephen King
down-Wee James diving
monaghan-Nudies little pot belly
armagh - hardy but smell of bottler off them
fermanagh - The Hideout
Antrim- Cloot
derry - Brian Mullins Hat
Donegal - lunacy

galway - smug, self satisfied.
mayo - fondness, Ciaran Mac
roscommon - Dermot Earley with his scocks pulled up
sligo - Benbulben
leitrim-emigration

kerry- smug but with good reason
cork- whining
tipp- Nicky, smug without good reason.
clare- Pj O Connell, the strut, the mullet and the moustache. 
waterford - Blaa's. Paul Flynn and the football manger who smokes Major.
limerick-fondness. Ciaran Carey swashbucler supreme.


Sorry i did mean Ray Mc Carron.. Number 10, silver hair and a sweet left peg!!!! ;D
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Rossfan on December 15, 2008, 05:00:53 PM
Another 3 or 4 of ye left out Kildare  :D
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: NAG on December 16, 2008, 04:47:51 PM
Carlow - Jolly Ranchers
Dublin - Hill 16 soccer dogs
Kilkenny - immmense
Laois - beano's fall in croker
Longford - annonymous
Louth - boy flying off after going out of the chamionship
Meath - colm o'rourke knees bandage
Offaly - the dooley's and birr
Westmeath - their goalie - goonies?
Wexford - Griffin and Storey.
Wicklow - mountains


Antrim - home - serial under achievers
Armagh - Buckfast and boaking before the game
Cavan - in from the wilderness some attitude for only being slightly better than antrim
Down - horrible heurs
Derry - arrogant and have the cheek to play hurling
Donegal - great drinking and party men
Fermanagh - woeful to watch but always back an under dog
Monaghan - Should have gone further good to watch in full flow - nudie hughes
Tyrone - beards

Galway - winning in a crap province doesnt count
Leitrim - nice spot
Mayo - sorry but choke comes to mind
Roscommon - In the black again
Sligo - Got in trouble for being in the black

Clare - banner men - hard to beat that team of the nineties
Cork - strikes - if the dont want to play f**k then
Kerry - arrongance on a grand scale
Limerick - carey kirby great games
Tipperary - Thurles on a hot summers day with a cold one in hand
Waterford  - some cheek for having won nothing kelly et al
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: boojangles on December 16, 2008, 05:08:58 PM
Quote from: NAG on December 16, 2008, 04:47:51 PM
Carlow - Jolly Ranchers
Dublin - Hill 16 soccer dogs
Kilkenny - immmense
Laois - beano's fall in croker
Longford - annonymous
Louth - boy flying off after going out of the chamionship
Meath - colm o'rourke knees bandage
Offaly - the dooley's and birr
Westmeath - their goalie - goonies?
Wexford - Griffin and Storey.
Wicklow - mountains


Antrim - home - serial under achievers
Armagh - Buckfast and boaking before the game
Cavan - in from the wilderness some attitude for only being slightly better than antrim
Down - horrible heurs
Derry - arrogant and have the cheek to play hurling
Donegal - great drinking and party men
Fermanagh - woeful to watch but always back an under dog
Monaghan - Should have gone further good to watch in full flow - nudie hughes
Tyrone - beards

Galway - winning in a crap province doesnt count
Leitrim - nice spot
Mayo - sorry but choke comes to mind
Roscommon - In the black again
Sligo - Got in trouble for being in the black

Clare - banner men - hard to beat that team of the nineties
Cork - strikes - if the dont want to play f**k then
Kerry - arrongance on a grand scale
Limerick - carey kirby great games
Tipperary - Thurles on a hot summers day with a cold one in hand
Waterford  - some cheek for having won nothing kelly et al
5 All-Irelands and 39 Ulsters would be inclined to give ya that.Cavan always expects better.Whether its deserved is another story!
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: fitzroyalty on December 16, 2008, 05:38:17 PM
louth- diesel
meath- hector
dublin - hats flags headbands
wexford - irish ferries
longford- nearly beat kerry once
wicklow - mountains
westmeath - dunnes stores
laois - prison
carlow- fruit pastiles
offaly - near laois
kilkenny - can't play football no use

tyrone - bogs, beards and ballygawley roundabout
cavan - virginia
down- sheer arrogant talentless 5hit3-talking heures
monaghan- clones/more diesel
armagh - GODS COUNTRY
fermanagh - belcoo girls
Antrim- barcode moustache
derry - i wish i was back home in..
Donegal - love the rip

galway - supermacs
mayo - cursed
roscommon - nudism
sligo - (almost) party poopers in 2002
leitrim- o'rourke

kerry- cute
cork- langers
tipp- finches
clare- burren
waterford - santa ponsa
limerick- knives and rugby
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Rossfan on December 16, 2008, 07:18:18 PM
2 more Kildare omissions ::)
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: leenie on December 16, 2008, 07:29:52 PM
kildare.......... ray darcy
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: milltown row on December 16, 2008, 08:07:54 PM
Louth-   Castlebellingham
Meath- fights in all Irelands finals
Dublin – getting pissed every all Ireland weekend
Welford – Tony Doran beating Rossa when he was 42
Longford- driving through it when we were young and the car broke down
Wicklow - Bray
Westmeath – great minor team years ago
Laois – beating Nemo at PortLaois
Carlow-played against them under 16 hurling
Offaly – cloot scoring in 89 semi on his knees
Kilkenny – amazing hurling
Kildare- Horses

Tyrone – Michaela Harte always on TV
Cavan – getting beat by the Gaels this year, embarrassing
down- playing against the Ports, Crans and B'galgets
Monahan- watching us beat Nudie Hughes teams at Casement
Armagh – Sniper at Work
Fermanagh – our mini bus crashed there years ago, never got home till near 1am Ma went mental
Antrim- Coke park 89
Derry – Tohill catching Sheeeny's free from going over the bar
Donegal - Bumbeg

Galway – Salthill (not the team, Bastar*ds) holidaying
mayo - Westport
Roscommon – Antrim Hammering them by a cricket score two years ago, wanted my money back
Sligo – fantastic goal by O'Hara in final the other year
Leitrim- Knowing someone's is worse off than Antrim

Kerry- Tralee being the dearest place to have a burger
cork- Teddy McCarthy
Tipp- Thurles Home of hurling....and the Gaa
Clare- when the won the All Ireland, brillo scenes
Waterford – Tramore when we were kids
limerick- Dodgy city and I wont be back
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Farrandeelin on December 18, 2008, 06:18:28 PM
Louth - RIRA
Meath - 96  :'( and been reminded of it whenever I meet a Meathman
Dublin - yaknowwhorrimeyan like or sumthin
Wexford - crazy flatmate a few years ago
Longford - Going through it on the way to Dublin
Wicklow - Getting the DART there once
Westmeath - Feerick's hotel in Rathowen on the way to Dublin following Mayo/Knockmore 3-14 Éire Óg 0-5 ;D
Laois - Great underage teams
Carlow - Strange colours for jerseys
Offaly - Brian Cowen
Kilkenny - A friend said people would rather be gay than play football
Kildare - Suppose Ray Darcy springs to mind

Tyrone - Winning 3 All-Irelands in the last few years
Cavan - The accent
Down - Mickey Linden
Monaghan - Pat McEnaney, the hoor who we in Mayo blame for costing us in 96
Armagh - Been dellighted in 2002 when they won Sam, then turning against them v quick for their arrogance afterwards
Fermanagh - 2004 been brought to an end by us
Antrim - Yellow
Derry - Anthony Tohil
Donegal - Nice women

Galway - Enemies when we meet, but generally support each other afterwards & Sawdoctors
Mayo - Home
Roscommon- Traffic on matchdays
Sligo - They had a great time in 2000 when they beat us, it's their All-Ireland
Leitrim - Nearly men

Kerry - Cute hoors
Cork - Size of the county
Tipp - Hurling area
Limerick - Gary Kirby
Waterford - Passion
Clare - Winning in 95 and scenes that will hopefully be repeated if Mayo win Sam soon!
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: sail_in on December 19, 2008, 08:36:29 AM
Louth - Not having to go through Dundalk or Drogheda any more.
Meath - Hard hitting defenders (Mick Lyons and Martin O'Connell)
Dublin - The England of the GAA
Wexford - Rory McCarthy's goal, and them beating Kilkenny the day after the Chili Peppers concert.  I only went to that because my mate had never been to Croke Park before - I thought it would be a hammering session.
Longford - nothing to be honest
Wicklow - as above
Westmeath - Maroon
Laois - That photo of Beano McDonalds leg break where his leg's twisted completely the wrong shape.  Jesus I shudder just thinking about it.
Carlow - The jerseys
Offaly - The sit-down protest.  To be fair immediately prior to that they put on one of the best come backs it has been my pleasure to witness and I'm in little doubt that if that game had been played to its completion Offaly would have won.
Kilkenny - total hurling
Kildare - The white jerseys

Tyrone - Everybody you met in Renshaws seemed to be from there ...
Cavan - nothing really
Down - not knowing why they're not a serious contender nearly every year (football that is)
Monaghan - running Kerry close
Armagh - Their arms fill tight-fitting jerseys better than almost anyone else
Fermanagh - cr@p accent
Antrim - home
Derry - every club hates every other club and that ruins the county team.
Donegal - pretty barren land, sure they've nothing else to do but play football.

Galway - one of the very few genuine dual counties
Mayo - don't know anyone who would begrudge seeing them win
Roscommon - bright yellow
Sligo - Wear the same colours as priests (from the Michael quote)
Leitrim - A smaller population than Andersonstown in Belfast (I think I read that somewhere)

Kerry - Footballers in a Hurling area (Munster)
Cork - Player power
Tipp - Home for the GAA
Limerick - Ciaran Carey's point
Waterford - Brilliant to watch - heart on the sleeve hurling
Clare - Came out of nowhere really to win the All-Ireland
Title: Re: first thing!!
Post by: Rossfan on December 19, 2008, 08:50:51 PM
Quote from: sail_in on December 19, 2008, 08:36:29 AM

Mayo - don't know anyone who would begrudge seeing them win


55,000 Rossies  ;D :D