101 things to do with Oisin McConville's book

[peterquaife]

47. Use 1, maybe 2 to cover up Micky Harte's sunroof

[Homer]

46. If your AZ you can use it for practice. Read it with a highlighter and compile a list of all spelling and grammar errors for the editor

Sorry couldn't resist  .

[Hardy]

48. If you're from Glasnevin get someone to read it to you.

Their!   

[Puckoon]

48. If you're from Glasnevin get someone to read it to you.

Their!    

[rosskarr]

 49. Ask for a refund!

[Gnevin]

48. If you're from Glasnevin get someone to read it to you.

Their!    

Feckin hate the lot of you. This is a feckin witch hunt so it is. There is no need for it !

[rosskarr]

 Ah Jeez leave the lad alone!

[deiseach]

50. If you are Paddy Power / William Hill / Lad Broke buy all the books, thus keeping a lid on the idea that the punter ever loses money.

[ONeill]

51. It'd make a great foundation for a hamster house.

52. It'd make a great Algarve-style flat roof for a hamster house

[Sandy Hill]

53 ....................................

Read it and enjoy again and again ...................................................................................................

[Over the Bar]

54.           If you live in Clones you could sell it from your front garden on Ulster final day to supplement your meagre income from selling  crisps & warm cans of cola.

[Gnevin]

54.           If you live in Clones you could sell it from front garden on Ulster final day to supplement your meagre income from selling  crisps & warm cans of cola.

Classic

[Shamrock Shore]

55. You could replace the pennies keeping the clock on Big Ben accuate with the book and take bets on whether the clock will run faster or slower or,indeed, be even more accurate.

[Kerry Mike]

57. Give it to the Cork or Dublin footballers as motivation, at least McConville has got his hands on Sam in the last 10 years.

[Tankie]

58. Read it, find out where he went wrong with the gambling. then sell the book and start your life as a Pro Gambler.