101 things to do with Oisin McConville's book

Started by ONeill, November 15, 2007, 11:35:46 PM

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rrhf

Is there a chance the bookmakers got it wrong... sounds like a cheaply made book. 

Balboa

If someone was approaching you to strike you then you could swiftly hold the book up and deflect the blow.

magpie seanie

17. If your marker was about to bite you then you could stick it in his gob. Would stop the biting and trash talk.

saffron sam2

18. Use the unsold copies to build a new school or hospital.
the breathing of the vanished lies in acres round my feet

saffron sam2

19. It could be a prize in a competition in that magazine ONeill edits; Fearon could win it and start a new thread telling us all about it, not realising he was the only entry.
the breathing of the vanished lies in acres round my feet

Over the Bar

#20
20.   Armagh fans could use it argue that 'technically' Armagh will be remembered as a better team than Tyrone because of it and you don't really need a 2nd All-Ireland to be a great team so long as you have a book. ;D

lynchbhoy

21. For tyrone players -Tape it to your chest under the jersey and use it as ballast, so you can hit the deck quicker when diving for a free in games (after minimal contact - if any at all !) ;) :D
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mackers

22. Use it as a foreword to your new thesis on paranoia and "chip on shoulderitis"- how a few paragraphs in a book can get a whole county's supporters even further up their own asses!!
Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry and the world will turn.

Over the Bar

23.    For new Armagh Squad players - Stick it under your jersies to bulk up in extra quick time thus avoiding the "supplements" ;)  and other toxic crap that you are forced to eat that makes you grow breasts.  :D ;D

raisins



red hander

Swap it for Peter and Jane books in Derry schools as the even larger typeface and simply constructed sentences will help the inbreds' offspring learn to read more quickly than is normally the case, say by age 14.

orangeman


supersarsfields

26 Use it as the top line one the eye chart at an Opticians

deiseach

Quote from: thebandit on November 16, 2007, 01:33:49 PM
25. Read it

Now you're just talking nonsense.

27. Read it to see why this is a work of genius