101 things to do with Oisin McConville's book

[ONeill]

1. Use the pages as fillers for potential mouse-holes.

[The Police]

No.2 = Put it in the Christmas pudding and see who gets it.

[tyrone exile]

3. use as bog roll

[ONeill]

4. Use it as a leveller to fix that irksome wonky Christmas-tree base

[muppet]

5. Use it to test your new silage maker.

[ONeill]

6. Use the blank pages at the back to plan an escape from the wife on Sunday.

[5 Sams]

7. Get someone to correct the mistakes in it!

[The Real Laoislad]

8 - Read it and agree with him 

[TORGAEL]

9 - Donate it to Club Tyrone charity auction

[never kickt a ball]

10. Lend it to Tyronies who don't want to buy it. 

[Puckoon]

11. Throw it at the TV when the nap for the 3.15 at doncaster lets you down by a nose.
(Ill leave out the most obvious one)

[BennyHarp]

12. Pin it up in the Tyrone dressing room before next years Ulster Semi final

[Tubberman]

13. Hit Tyrone people over the head with it and tell them to get over themselves and move on!

[Hardy]

14. Same as I do with a lot of GAA books. Take it down from the shelf in the bookshop. Check the index. Read any bits where it mentions Meath. Put it back on the shelf.

[orangeman]

15. Throw out all the Gideon bibles in hotel rooms and replace with a copy of Oisin's book - it may be read more in hotel rooms than in Tyrone.