How Metrosexual Are You?

[Gabriel_Hurl]

it's fecking pink

[Puckoon]

Pink is the new black - or so the salesman said...

Patterened everything is too much. The workmate needs to ditch the striped suit for starteds (I think they make men look fatter than usual).

[Gabriel_Hurl]

Vertical stripes = good

Horizontal stripes = bad

[Rois]

They make you look fatter hardstation - that's a basic fashion rule!!!

[Puckoon]

I think they make men look fatter than usual).

You are metrosexual.

The thought dawned on me after Id written that hardstation. However - I dont own a striped suit. I dont moistuise, I dont wax the other bits (conscious that there is a lady on here now) or shave the chest/legs  - heck i barely shave my face cos Im a lazy sod, and until recently, Id never owned a manbag but now I ride the bus just to show it off!

[Louth Exile]

Does my bum look big in these feckin football shorts?

[Puckoon]

Vertical stripes = good

Horizontal stripes = bad

Horizontal stripes = Jail?

[Fiodoir Ard Mhacha]

Horizontal stripes?

Glasgow Celtic?

[Louth Exile]

I don't remember entering the competition, I must have though, because I just won a years supply of mens grooming products 

Damn want to watch myself, if I use this stuff (probably mosturiser and the like) whats next? I could end up sporting a man bag 

God help the male member of my family who gets me in a Kris Kringle 

[DUBSFORSAM1]

There is no such thing as a manbag - it is a handbag and men survived long enough without them....
Shaving below the neck is just immoral really...(for men anyway)....

[unforgiven]

Just had a wee trim down below with combination of scissors and razor.  No particular reason other than i thought i would give it a go.  Looks the business now but not sure if I went about it the right way.

Anyone any advice on the best methods?  any veet for men users amongst us?

Also any advice on where to stop at.  I just did the pubes and ballbag but there's hair coming in from everywhere else.

all tips much appreciated

[ziggysego]

Stop shaving your pubes...... freak!

[Stalin]

Just had a wee trim down below with combination of scissors and razor.  No particular reason other than i thought i would give it a go.  Looks the business now but not sure if I went about it the right way.

Anyone any advice on the best methods?  any veet for men users amongst us?

Also any advice on where to stop at.  I just did the pubes and ballbag but there's hair coming in from everywhere else.

all tips much appreciated

pics or it didnt happen

[unforgiven]

now ziggy, don't tell me you don't trim the manbush?  i hear there is a parlour for that sort of thing at the back of eddie mccullaghs?

[Hardy]

I use a strimmer.