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Few clinkers there.
'She could hold her own in a scrum' was another I heard used in relation to the larger lady and 'she's no stranger to a fish supper'.

Shes as strong as a ditch

I've a couple of clinkers...

"Jesus lads, I've a horn on me that'd bate a donkey out of a quarry"

"She's seen more japs eyes than a Mazda Rearview mirror"

"If I fell into a barrell of boobs I'd still come out sucking my thumb!"

"It's colder than a witches titty in here"

classic 

How about for very camp

'hes as queer as a bottle of chips'

& drunk

'as full as the bingo bus'

when some one asks you do you know where something is reply:

Is my face red?

no

Then is not stuck up my ass

To someone who has got on the wrong side of you –

"May your next shite be a hedgehog"

May a thousand camels dung in your garden

reply to when someones blowing about the amount they drank the night before

'I spilt more on my tie'

also,

'sure you couldnt drink pea soup'

get up a that or i'll sell ye

a few football related ones

the weather turns quicker

he couldnt get a ball in wellworths

he wouldnt know if it was blew up or stuffed 

he couldnt kick snow of a ditch

he's not even the cousin of a footballer

if they were shooting footballers he'd get off

and one they used to say about our goalkeeper at training:
the only difference between him jogging and sprinting is the expression on his face

Any idesa on the tyrone line up?
How about something like this:
JD
Swift,justy,ricey,
davey h,joey,jordan
Cassidy & mcginley
t.mcguigan,Cav,G.devlin
Snowy,Son,mccullagh

no ppint having new blood in the squad if you dont use em