You know what really grinds my gears?

[pintsofguinness]

Mothers ringing you up to talk shite grinds my gears! 

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[ziggysego]

Children in the row behind me on airplanes. Wee feckers!! 

[Puckoon]

Children in the row behind me on airplanes. Wee feckers!! 

Ach now ziggy youve only gone and bought into it now.

[pintsofguinness]

Children in the row behind me on airplanes. Wee feckers!! 

I KNOW!

SEE EVERYONE, IT'S NOT JUST ME!

[ziggysego]

Mostly I like children, they're just wee feckers on planes.

Constantly kicking the back of my seat. Reaching through and pulling out my earring-aid. Crying non-stop and louding. Throwing they dinner over the seat and onto me.

What do their parents do? NOTHING!! 

[pintsofguinness]

Its not the childrens fault, they dont knwo any better, it's the parents.

[ziggysego]

You're right. I'm venting my anger at the wrong people.

Funny, I was sitting on the plane wondering how you would handle it Pints.  I just stuck my iPod on and listened to Queen. However some of the songs got my blood boiling.

Plus there was a yank in the seat beside. Telling me how she used to date Middle-Eastern Princes and was married to a multi-millionnaire. Annoyed my wick no end.

What surprised me was, she was coming over to trace her family roots.

When chatting to one of the air-stewartes, I told her I was from outside Omagh the yank turned round and said "Greencastle?" 

[pintsofguinness]

Funny, I was sitting on the plane wondering how you would handle it Pints.

That's nice.  You've got several options in these circumstances;
1.  A long dirty look, the way you'd look at a piece of dog shit on the sole of your shoe.
2.  Comment on it loudly to someone beside you or a loud "for f**k sake" after the seat gets a wrap. 
3.  Say something to the parents.

I find that one and two is usually enough.

Plus there was a yank in the seat beside. Telling me how she used to date Middle-Eastern Princes and was married to a multi-millionnaire. Annoyed my wick no end.

Did you speak back or suggest you wanted conversation?  If you did you can't complain.

[heganboy]

What do their parents do? NOTHING!!

Ziggy, what do you suggest the parents do?

[Gabriel_Hurl]

Rafa Benitez's selection of Dirk fecking Kuyt in every game is getting on my tits at the minute

[Puckoon]

You're right. I'm venting my anger at the wrong people.

Funny, I was sitting on the plane wondering how you would handle it Pints.  I just stuck my iPod on and listened to Queen. However some of the songs got my blood boiling.
Plus there was a yank in the seat beside. Telling me how she used to date Middle-Eastern Princes and was married to a multi-millionnaire. Annoyed my wick no end.

What surprised me was, she was coming over to trace her family roots.

When chatting to one of the air-stewartes, I told her I was from outside Omagh the yank turned round and said "Greencastle?" 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTrNXcurSyE


or


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBWf54RvsI

Telling me how she used to date Middle-Eastern Princes and was married to a multi-millionnaire

Thats some fall from grace to be wedged inbeside the irepressible ziggy on an easy jet.

[pintsofguinness]

What do their parents do? NOTHING!!

Ziggy, what do you suggest the parents do?

Hit them a slap and tell them to sit down!

Thats some fall from grace to be wedged inbeside the irepressible ziggy on an easy jet.

[heganboy]

Hit them a slap and tell them to sit down!

you'd rather hear them yapping and sniffling for the next 30 minutes, and then struggle hard against the back of the ( very weary and tired pintsofguinness') seat in front of them while they try to get away from the parent that slapped them?

[pintsofguinness]

yes

[ziggysego]

Plus there was a yank in the seat beside. Telling me how she used to date Middle-Eastern Princes and was married to a multi-millionnaire. Annoyed my wick no end.

Did you speak back or suggest you wanted conversation?  If you did you can't complain.

I spoke back and then she started waffling on, so I just added the odd "mmh" "erm" s

What do their parents do? NOTHING!!

Ziggy, what do you suggest the parents do?

Ask the child to stop.

Telling me how she used to date Middle-Eastern Princes and was married to a multi-millionnaire

Thats some fall from grace to be wedged inbeside the irepressible ziggy on an easy jet.

She was too old for me

Did your mate, Mike Finton not get you moved?

How'd you know Mike's my trolley-dolly mate? Anyway, he wasn't on the plane.