You know what really grinds my gears?

[Puckoon]

ballbags that take up 2 or 3 places when getting a fill or petrol/diesel & people who would drive around for a half hour looking a free parking space instead of paying 10 bob for a pay space, is it really worth it lads & ladies???

O Kanes 

Hey - what the fcuk?!

[ziggysego]

They're bad news Puckoon

[Puckoon]

Dont you mean a superior gene pool?

[ziggysego]

Not the sort I know anyway.....

[Hardy]

On filling station etiquette. All the pumps are busy, so you pull in behind a fella who's filling up. When he's finished, instead of getting into his motor and pulling up a bit so that you can get started, he fecks off into the shop to pay, as if you didn't exist. Why do nine out of ten people do this? And why am I not allowed to bate some courtesy into them?

[the Deel Rover]

On filling station etiquette. All the pumps are busy, so you pull in behind a fella who's filling up. When he's finished, instead of getting into his motor and pulling up a bit so that you can get started, he fecks off into the shop to pay, as if you didn't exist. Why do nine out of ten people do this? And why am I not allowed to bate some courtesy into them?

hardy don't you know meath men don't need permission to do such things

[Hardy]

Ah Rover, dem days is gone, sadly, what with the outlawing of all physical contact and the conviction on the part of GAA legislators that Gaelic Football should be re-engineered into a form of ballet dancing. Not to mention the other growing trend that would ensure that if I did "accidentally" brush up against one of these hoors, he'd collapse in a heap holding his face and I'd be red carded into the nearest Garda station.

[the Deel Rover]

i know what you mean hardy sure if you look at someone the wrong way these days you would end up in court

[pintsofguinness]

NOt being fit to find the TV remote! 

[Square Ball]

Being off work sick!!!

[The Real Laoislad]

Leaving a job at 3pm to go to get the window in my van fixed(bastard scumbags) and then to be told when i arrive that they sent a window for a passenger side door and not a drivers side door...
I could have stayed where i was and finish the job but now i have to go back to the job tomorrow and then back to the Autoglass place to get the glass fitted 

[Fishbat]

say nothing - pretend life only kicked off in 2002.

Good idea, I'd say the Armagh posters can give you a few tips on that LL 

I hate Notherners (my mother included) pronouncing Drogheda "drockada"

You would enjoy "The Thorn Bords" then - "drogeeda"

[Fishbat]

On filling station etiquette. All the pumps are busy, so you pull in behind a fella who's filling up. When he's finished, instead of getting into his motor and pulling up a bit so that you can get started, he fecks off into the shop to pay, as if you didn't exist. Why do nine out of ten people do this? And why am I not allowed to bate some courtesy into them?

Think its a mental thing in that folk don't want to give the impression they"re doing a Ballymena special and buggering off without paying

[The Real Laoislad]

On filling station etiquette. All the pumps are busy, so you pull in behind a fella who's filling up. When he's finished, instead of getting into his motor and pulling up a bit so that you can get started, he fecks off into the shop to pay, as if you didn't exist. Why do nine out of ten people do this? And why am I not allowed to bate some courtesy into them?

I have seen signs up in a lot of petrol stations telling customers not to move their vehicle before paying..
I hate it though when someones pulls up at a petrol pump but then goes into the shop without getting petrol why can't they just park to the side of the station

[Donagh]

People calling a fecking ferris wheel an "eye".