You know what really grinds my gears?

[Fear Bun Na Sceilpe]

You're reading the news on the internet from say bbc and it talks about the weather in lincoln or dorset somewhere and then it talks about the weather in down or omagh in the same sentence as if we are all intwined.

Sorry I cant get that point across as I have a wile sore head; but I hope ye can get my drift.

Hate that too. Boys in work here in Derry  saying we are getting snow! No we arent England is getting snow, its a completely different country you dumbasses! Or another cracker-did you see its 30 degrees in London?, we must be due good weather, no we are NOT, its a different city in a different country, its about 500 miles south you numbskulls.

[theticklemister]

Yer man dressed in st. Georges english flag clothing waving the st. Georges flag when the english team enters the pitch.

I reckon this one may grinds people's gears the most!!!

[Hardy]

How is he different to the arseholes in leprechaun get-up supporting Ireland?

[muppet]

After the News on Newstalk when they always say: 'And now you are up to date'.

[theticklemister]

How is he different to the arseholes in leprechaun get-up supporting Ireland?

Na yer man is on the edge of the pitch in face of the players. Gets on me wick.

[Minder]

How is he different to the arseholes in leprechaun get-up supporting Ireland?

Na yer man is on the edge of the pitch in face of the players. Gets on me wick.

[Tony Baloney]

How is he different to the arseholes in leprechaun get-up supporting Ireland?

Na yer man is on the edge of the pitch in face of the players. Gets on me wick.

Those crazy Irish.

[LeoMc]

Commentators talking about players scoring from an impossible angle.

No it wasn't, he just scored from there so by definition...

[Declan]

Jesus is nothing sacred anymore?

[muppet]

The Aviva announcer.

[Tony Baloney]

People who take photos of their dinner in restaurants.

[johnneycool]

People who take photos of their dinner in restaurants.

I've only ever witnessed that with the Japs in New Zealand, have you seen it here?

[ziggysego]

People who take photos of their dinner in restaurants.

Who does that? 

[Dinny Breen]

Tony Fearon

[ballinaman]

When a person leaves their number on an answering machine but say it in around 2 seconds flat, making you have to listen to the message about 3 times to get the full number. SAKE