Why always me? - The Madness of Mario

Started by Mayo4Sam, January 19, 2012, 12:30:39 PM

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Mayo4Sam

Unsubstantiated rumour going around Ballotelli has paid all outstanding fines at Manchester Uni's library. Here's a few of his best

-Survived a usually fatal disease at birth• £10,000 in parking fines.
• Car has been impounded 27 times.
• £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
• Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tr**p outside the casino.
• Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
• Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
• Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
• The "bib" saga.
• Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
• Had his friend approached girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
• Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
• Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
• Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan
.• Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
• Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee
.• He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
• Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans
.• After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
• Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
• Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
• Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show
.• Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs
.• Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
• Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial
.• Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it
.• Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1
.• Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
• Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester
.• Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
• Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
• Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track
• Went to a local school with a young lad and his mother to confront a bully after seeing the lad looking for an autograph after training on a school day
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Minder

The library fines one is bollocks apparently.
"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"

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seafoid

i think he comes across as quite a decent person . A nice change. what is the big deal about parking in a school and talking to the students? Are they supposed to be all from a different planet? 


"Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned".

Sylvie Linnane would have done the same.
"f**k it, just score"- Donaghy   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbxG2WwVRjU

JimStynes

My favourite player in the league by a mile. What a header he is! Good to have someone who is a bit different and doesn't really give a f**k about what he does. If even half of those stories are true

Mayo4Sam

I agree, saw an interview with him last week, he said if he's seen smiling he's not taking things seriously and if he's not smiling he's a grumpy foreigner!
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LeoMc

Did I read somewhere recently that his younger brother is on trial with Stoke?

Mayo4Sam

Classic Mario yesterday, try and kick the head off Parker then win & score the winning penalty
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supersub

Hard to believe he has done all that, especially parking fines etc and only 21!

Magicsponge

Quote from: LeoMc on January 19, 2012, 10:19:45 PM
Did I read somewhere recently that his younger brother is on trial with Stoke?

No! his brother was on trial in Stoke!

haha, no really his brother Enoch was on trial with Stoke before Christmas. Not sure if he made it though never heard anything about it so I'm assuming he didn't get it.

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EC Unique

Be very suprised if he does not get a 3 match ban.

The Wedger

Quote from: seafoid on January 19, 2012, 05:46:09 PM
i think he comes across as quite a decent person . A nice change. what is the big deal about parking in a school and talking to the students? Are they supposed to be all from a different planet? 


"Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned".

Sylvie Linnane would have done the same.
Sylvie Linnane wouldn't pay parking fines either.

Bingo

I think it would be very hard to charge him for the stamp, if it was intentional. It happened very fast in realtime and he never stopped at any stage to then make a move to stamp on Parker. It was clear he was off balance and had back to the action as such. With him you just don't know. The Wolves player committed a far worse act on Saturday.

I suspect if it was Parker on Baloteeli he'd be getting the media benefit of doubt.