Things that make you go What the F**k?

[takeyourownpath]

that apartment reminds me of the time I was watching one of them property shows and the woman on there was complaining that the bathroom in some house was too small and there was only room for one person in it.  How many people was she planning on being in the bathroom at the one time? that's my question.

this raises a very serious issue. you could suffer a heart attack/seizure/fit etc whilst in the loo. how is the paramedic meant to treat you?? huh huh? what you say to that? would u rather be left to die?

they could pull you out of it, problem solved.

i would be thinkin more along the lines of two people brushin their teeth at the one time, or if there was only one bathroom someone might be in the shower and someone might need the bog? or they might needa come in to give you toilet roll? there's loads of situations where there would need to be two people in the bathroom at one time!

well two people dont need to brush their teeth together.
To give someone toilet roll you dont need to enter the bathroom and if someone is in the shower and someone else needs the bog (I'd be telling them to hold it) the person is in the shower so not taking up any of the floor room.

touché. i hold my ground on the teeth brushing though!

[trileacman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8454802.stm

A man who shoplifted more than £6,000 of goods from Ikea including a bed and a wardrobe has been given a suspended jail sentence.

Jason Millar, 27, of Lyndhurst View Road in Belfast pleaded guilty to shoplifting from a superstore in the city on 12 separate occasions.

The offences took place between July and August 2009.

Millar was spared immediate imprisonment after the court heard of his psychiatric difficulties.

CCTV cameras captured the defendant by-passing checkouts and wheeling trolleys loaded with furniture out of the store. Prosecutors said the total value of goods stolen was £6,350.

A defence lawyer told Belfast Magistrates' Court most of the items were still in flatpacks and brought back to the retailer.

He described how some were in the defendant's car because the house could not "absorb" all of what had been stolen.

The lawyer urged against jailing his client due to what he described as the exceptional circumstances of the case.

Self-destruction

He added: "One can distinguish this man from the typical professional criminal.

"Suddenly in this period between July and August, 12 times day in, day out, these offences are carried out quite brazenly.

"This man's sense of self-destruction and fatalism hung over him at the time - this was a man begging to be caught."

The court heard Millar's mother died when he was young, and how he witnessed his brother being knocked down and killed a year later.

A close soldier friend later committed suicide with his own gun while on the phone to his parents.

Passing sentence, the judge pointed out that under normal circumstances the offences were serious enough for immediate custody.

However, she acknowledged his guilty plea and the contents of the reports.

She sentenced Millar to eight months in prison, suspended, and fined him £400. He was given another four month suspended sentence for possessing and cultivating cannabis police found when they raided his home.

I didnt know losing loved ones when you were young meant you could do what you want.

A bit of sympathy wouldn't go amiss either I'm sure. The judge would know wether this was some shitty excuse or if it should be taken into consideration. I'd hope anyway.

[pintsofguinness]

that apartment reminds me of the time I was watching one of them property shows and the woman on there was complaining that the bathroom in some house was too small and there was only room for one person in it.  How many people was she planning on being in the bathroom at the one time? that's my question.

this raises a very serious issue. you could suffer a heart attack/seizure/fit etc whilst in the loo. how is the paramedic meant to treat you?? huh huh? what you say to that? would u rather be left to die?

they could pull you out of it, problem solved.

i would be thinkin more along the lines of two people brushin their teeth at the one time, or if there was only one bathroom someone might be in the shower and someone might need the bog? or they might needa come in to give you toilet roll? there's loads of situations where there would need to be two people in the bathroom at one time!

well two people dont need to brush their teeth together.
To give someone toilet roll you dont need to enter the bathroom and if someone is in the shower and someone else needs the bog (I'd be telling them to hold it) the person is in the shower so not taking up any of the floor room.

touché. i hold my ground on the teeth brushing though!

well this is a very serious issue! 
I wouldnt brush my teeth with someone else in the bathroom, would you not buy a house if it was perfect in every other way because the two of you couldnt brush your teeth together?



Trileacman, sympathy maybe, but it doesnt mean he can do what he wants. Plenty of people would be in similar situations of suffering bereavement.

[Gabriel_Hurl]

I wouldnt brush my teeth with someone else in the bathroom

Pints - you are an odd man 

[midLouth]

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/0112/breaking79.htm

[Puckoon]

saw that earlier - people who do stupid things like that, well quite frankly, they deserve to take the place in death of those people who lose their lives through real accidents.

[Celt_Man]

saw that earlier - people who do stupid things like that, well quite frankly, they deserve to take the place in death of those people who lose their lives through real accidents.

Quite a silly statement... but the pair of bucks are a couple of dopes, lucky dopes

[Puckoon]

Not silly at all.

What if you were the passenger and you died cause the eejit in the drivers seat decided to have a bit of a laugh and drive on a frozen canal?

What if you were waiting on an emergency service that was taken up by these idiots?

Feck them. Supidity of the highest order.

[pintsofguinness]

What if you were part of the emergency services that had to risk your life going to the aid of these idiots.

f**k them as right.

[Celt_Man]

Not silly at all.

What if you were the passenger and you died cause the eejit in the drivers seat decided to have a bit of a laugh and drive on a frozen canal?

What if you were waiting on an emergency service that was taken up by these idiots?

Feck them. Supidity of the highest order.

If I was the passenger, I would get out before that... simple as.  My point about you saying people like that deserve to take the place in death of  those people who lose their lives through real accident is...

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."

[Puckoon]

Jesus you get shit here for quoting wiki - but quoting gandalf is something Ive yet to see!

[Celt_Man]

Jesus you get shit here for quoting wiki - but quoting gandalf is something Ive yet to see!

Thank you (I think )

In fairness Tolkien has a few gems

[tyssam5]

I wouldnt brush my teeth with someone else in the bathroom

Pints - you are an odd man 

Have to question what else he's up to with that toothbrush.

[beer baron]

Might have been already said but when people ask me do i watch katherine lynches show its great.I always think what the f**k?

[Gabriel_Hurl]

A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf's snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.
 
"I've seen mutations with cows and sheep before. I've seen a one-eyed calf, a two-headed calf, a five-legged calf. But when I saw this youngster I could not believe my eyes. His mother could not deliver him so I had to help the animal," the 29-year-old veterinary said.

The lamb's head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper nutrition since the fodder for the lamb's mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

In Zimbabwe, a goat gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man.

"This incident is very shocking. It is my first time to see such an evil thing. It is really embarrassing," he reportedly said. "The head belongs to a man while the body is that of a goat. This is evident that an adult human being was responsible. Evil powers caused this person to lose self control. We often hear cases of human beings who commit bestiality but this is the first time for such an act to produce a product with human features," he added.

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.