Things that make you go What the F**k?

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maddog

3 times in the last 2 weeks i've had vans stop at the house, someone jump out and start rooting through a half full skip on the drive, looking for "tat" as they call it. Took away a bit of piping, a bust wheelbarrow, couple of bits of stuff the plasters use to make the corners neat.
The rag and bone man is alive and well.

Sausalito Bay

Quote from: maddog on July 18, 2008, 12:53:49 PM
Took away a bit of piping, a bust wheelbarrow, couple of bits of stuff the plasters use to make the corners neat.
The rag and bone man is alive and well.

About 30 quid then. Scrap metal's worth a fortune now.

Gaoth Dobhair Abu

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7525004.stm


Boy slashes woman over cigarette 
A woman had her arm slashed by a 10-year-old boy after she refused to give him a cigarette.

The woman, in her 50s, was confronted by the boy and his friend outside Selhurst railway station in south London on Wednesday.

He tried to grab a lit cigarette from her mouth and attacked her when she shouted back at the pair.

Passers-by rushed to her aid as she bled heavily from the wound which was inflicted with a craft knife or razor.

CCTV studied

Officers are studying CCTV from the station and have taken statements from witnesses over the incident.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said the boys had been described as black and about ten years old.

"We are investigating an assault on a woman that occurred at around 2.20pm on Wednesday July 23 outside Selhurst railway station," the spokesman added.

"The victim, a woman aged in her 50s, received a cut to her arm after two boys attempted to steal a cigarette from her mouth."

Tbc....

Zapatista

#530
Shocking story.

Shocking report too.

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A woman had her arm slashed by a 10-year-old boy after she refused to give him a cigarette.



 

A Metropolitan Police spokesman said the boys had been described as black and about ten years old.




gerry

Quote from: gerry on July 07, 2008, 10:09:56 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on July 07, 2008, 09:47:02 PM
Quote from: downredblack on July 02, 2008, 11:15:46 AM
Any of ya's see the program on TV3 last night about aul ones going out with young ones ? The 32 yr old going out with the 70yr old was a quare pup and the 40 woman going out with the 20 yr young lad got some lashing until he got sick of her and dropped her like a stone .

Urrghh

Gerry I take it you got away with it?

so far, there still at it and we are have a staff night out next month that should be interesting


headed into wetherspoons after last week fermanagh match  and there was the two having a drink by themselves at a corner table.

i was slightly drunk at the time and had ago at them about the affair.

he told me that they were good friends and that he liked her alot.  i told him that he loose his job, wife, house if it carried on and he told me that he did not care.

what a loser
God bless the hills of Dooish, be they heather-clad or lea,

pintsofguinness

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he told me that they were good friends and that he liked her alot.  i told him that he loose his job, wife, house if it carried on and he told me that he did not care.
aaaah
must be love
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

gerry

Quote from: hardstation on July 28, 2008, 12:10:04 AM
Why would he lose the job or the house?

maybe i was going to far, previous staff got final written warnings for this and his house maybe if/when his wife finds out
God bless the hills of Dooish, be they heather-clad or lea,

gerry

Man slashed transvestite's throat after sex, court hears

A then homeless man who had sex with a Filipino transvestite but then slashed his throat after discovering he was a man has had his sentence adjourned at Dublin Circuit Criminal Court.

Vincent Murtagh (aged 23), now of Stanhope Green, Dublin 7 had been stopped on Dame Street while carrying a butcher's knife the day before he met the victim and told gardaí he wanted to threaten someone he had earlier had a fight with because he didn't want him "to think I was a f**got".

The victim, a male nurse, was returning from Zanzibar Nightclub, dressed in a miniskirt, high heels and makeup when he met Murtagh on June 23, 2007.

The two talked before the nurse invited Murtagh into an apartment where they engaged in oral and anal sex after which the victim revealed he was a man.

Murtagh left the next morning when the victim's friends arrived for that Saturday's Gay Pride Parade.

Garda Damien Egan told prosecuting counsel, Mr Vincent Heneghan BL, that the nurse was having a bath wen Murtagh returned on June 27. He let him in and resumed his bath while Murtagh watched pornography on the computer and masturbated.

Gda Egan said Murtagh went to the shops to buy beer and the victim sat and watched tennis on the computer but a short time later he heard someone sneaking up on him before his neck was slashed.

Murtagh cut him a second time as the victim screamed and grabbed at him, then slipped and fell in a pool of blood as Murtagh left the apartment.

Gda Egan said the Filipino nurse shouted out the window for help and tried to ring a ambulance but couldn't stop shaking while he wrapped a towel around his neck to stop the bleeding.

Paramedics arrived 15 minutes later and took him to hospital where he was given four pints of blood. Several arteries and veins had been cut and the doctor considered it a life-threatening wound because if the victim hadn't used the towel he would have died of a cardiac arrest. He had recovered with just a scar to his neck.

Murtagh went straight from the apartment to Store Street Garda Station and told gardaí what had happened. He brought them to the scene just as the victim was being put in the ambulance.

Defence counsel, Mr Patrick Marrinan SC, said the victim was such "a most convincing female" that the ambulance crew thought they were dealing with a lady.

Mr Marrinan said Murtagh was confused and "in great turmoil" after his first encounter with the victim and in the intervening days had signed himself into St James Hospital as a suicide risk.

Gda Liam Graynor said he stopped Murtagh on Dame Street on June 22, the day before he met the victim. He was running through traffic carrying a butcher's knife he had taken from a hot dog stand.

Gda Graynor said he chased him and there was a struggle before Murtagh was arrested and brought to Pearse Street Garda Station where he said he had asked a man for a cigarette but was told to "f**k off".

He said he squared up to this man "so he wouldn't think I was a f**got" but was hit in the face and he was going to find him again so "he wouldn't think I was soft".

Gda Graynor said Murtagh was drunk and had taken prescription drugs. He said he seemed very remorseful and had thanked gardaí for "stopping him from doing something a lot more serious".

Mr Marrinan said Murtagh was homeless at the time and was having problems with drugs. He said both of his parents had died as a result of heroin abuse.

Judge Desmond Hogan adjourned sentencing to allow the preparation of probation and psychiatric reports and remanded Murtagh on continuing bail.
God bless the hills of Dooish, be they heather-clad or lea,

pintsofguinness

QuoteThe victim, a male nurse, was returning from Zanzibar Nightclub, dressed in a miniskirt, high heels and makeup when he met Murtagh on June 23, 2007.

The two talked before the nurse invited Murtagh into an apartment where they engaged in oral and anal sex after which the victim revealed he was a man.

How did he do that without realising he was a man  ???
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

Yes I Would

Oral and anal!!
Jeez you would have thought the hairs in his arse would have been a give away. Off his rocker on drugs no doubt!

pintsofguinness

Quote from: Yes I Would on July 29, 2008, 10:28:28 PM
Oral and anal!!
Jeez you would have thought the hairs in his arse would have been a give away. Off his rocker on drugs no doubt!

I would have thought the penis and the testicals would have been a bigger clue.
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

Yes I Would

Im no expert but id sy the tranny was receiver and had the tackle well out of the road.
Your other man was just happy to get it away into any hole at all, and the tranny was only too happy to oblige.
As i say there must have been drugs on the scene or else there was a serious breakdown in communication


fred the red

Quote from: Yes I Would on July 29, 2008, 10:36:09 PM
Im no expert but id sy the tranny was receiver and had the tackle well out of the road.
Your other man was just happy to get it away into any hole at all, and the tranny was only too happy to oblige.
As i say there must have been drugs on the scene or else there was a serious breakdown in communication




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