Best film quotes

[isourboydownyet]

Recurring theme of Clint Eastwood films - Total Legend

i know this is slightly off topic and i made reference about a quote from it in a earlier post but yesterday i heard my 7 year old son laughing uncontrollably from the living room and i went in to ask him what he was laughing at and he had just watched this scene,hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DS3nd8Nrcw

[stew]

History of the world part 2 (I think)

Bring me another boy................................................... this boy's bum's burst!


disgusting  but hilarious at the same time.

[men in black]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[ross4life]

The Joker- Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Goodfellas- Now Go home and get your f**king shine box.

[men in black]

PigPen this here's the RubberDuck an Im about to put the Hammer down! 10-4

[muppet]

"The Royal penis is clean your highness"

http://lionofbedstuy.tumblr.com/post/3320913576/the-royal-penis-is-clean-your-highness

[Agnes Dipesto]

'Fill your hands you sons of bitches' John Wayne, True Grit

[Puckoon]

'Fill your hands you son of a bitch". John Wayne, True Grit

[andoireabu]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Elwood: Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

[Hardy]

Who are those guys?

[TirEoghaingodeo]

The quiet man, during the break in the fight.


The squire 'me sister, your widow'.


The outlaw Josey Wales,

Josey 'when i get to liking someone they ain't around long'

Indian 'I notice when you get to dislikin someone they aren't around long either'.

[Milltown Row2]

Eastwood really was the master of the one liners and his films are littered with them.

[muppet]

Eastwood really was the master of the one liners and his films are littered with them.

Forrest Gump?

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

"The Royal penis is clean your highness"

http://lionofbedstuy.tumblr.com/post/3320913576/the-royal-penis-is-clean-your-highness

Ha ha, is this "Coming to America"?

[ross4life]

Airplane

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Naked gun

    Muriel: How's my little boy? Gettin' along okay, sweetie?
    Rocco: 'Bout as well as a heterosexual can in prison. I don't know how much longer I can take it in here. Ma, how's Tanya?
    Muriel: Tanya's the same. Milky, creamy skin, pouting red lips, firm buttocks, ample breasts, ears you just love to stick your tongue into.
    Rocco: Ma, please! I'm gonna get guy cramps if you keep this up!
    Muriel: Sorry.