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Milltown Row2

Quote from: bennydorano on May 28, 2014, 10:05:24 PM
Join a cycling club (or ride with a club a few times) just to get some proper advice.  The simple things you pick up all add up and will make a difference.

It's hard to commit to as I'M flat out refereeing doing a lot of gym/swim work also, she'd go crackers if I said I'm out most Sunday's for 4 hrs lol

But you're right I've a few friends who are regulars but the cnuts would take me out to Glenarm and fecking leave me on me own !!
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

bennydorano

Some awesome performances on the mountain TT Giro stage today, Quintana will be a future TDF winner, Movistar politics aren't going to help him this year with Valverde the undisputed #1. I'd love to see Quintana & Froome fight it out in France this year.

laoislad

Milltown Row 2 at it again.......

Bike sex man placed on probation.

Cleaners caught Mr Stewart simulating sex with a bike.

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

He now lives in Ayr.

When you think you're fucked you're only about 40% fucked.

Milltown Row2

Quote from: laoislad on June 02, 2014, 10:32:47 AM
Milltown Row 2 at it again.......

Bike sex man placed on probation.

Cleaners caught Mr Stewart simulating sex with a bike.

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.
Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

He now lives in Ayr.

If it improves my times........
None of us are getting out of here alive, so please stop treating yourself like an after thought. Ea

gerry

Quote from: bennydorano on May 30, 2014, 11:13:42 PM
Some awesome performances on the mountain TT Giro stage today, Quintana will be a future TDF winner, Movistar politics aren't going to help him this year with Valverde the undisputed #1. I'd love to see Quintana & Froome fight it out in France this year.

that's the way to sort the men from the boys, just get them to do a ITT up hill. i thought aru was unreal the way he took 3 minutes of of majka and still was able to finish so well on the next stage.  its a pity  quintana took so much time on  stage 16 as it a kind of tarnished what was a great stage for him.  even if they had all regrouped at the bottom of the climb no one could have stayed with him the way he rode the last few km.  its a pity nico and dan had their misfortune at the start as it would have being great to see them battle it out for GC.  it was great to see a race that sky did not control and what has to be one of their quietest grand tours.  philip came good at the end for a guy that broke his collar bone a few months back.

i cant see quintana  doing the tour as he won't just want to fill out the top ten and valverde seems to be the main man for the tour for movistar. if the tour will have as much drama as the giro it will be a great three weeks.

God bless the hills of Dooish, be they heather-clad or lea,

bennydorano

Superb stage at the Dauphine today, Froome and Contador battling it out like the two big dogs they are.  I think froome has his number tbh, but I was rooting for Bertie I have to say. Nibali isn't in these boys' league. 

Mayo4Sam

My new bike arrived on Saturday......drool


Excuse me for talking while you're trying to interrupt me

maddog

Quote from: bennydorano on June 09, 2014, 09:58:48 PM
Superb stage at the Dauphine today, Froome and Contador battling it out like the two big dogs they are.  I think froome has his number tbh, but I was rooting for Bertie I have to say. Nibali isn't in these boys' league.

Froome able to attack him while leading, i think Bertie will be playing for place money next month. Froome better in the TT, better in the mountains, only bad luck will beat him.

bennydorano

Quote from: Mayo4Sam on June 10, 2014, 10:22:51 AM
My new bike arrived on Saturday......drool



Bike porn, class.

gerry

Lovely bike mayo. Health to enjoy.
God bless the hills of Dooish, be they heather-clad or lea,

gerry

Some noise today about froome using an asthma  inhaler on yesterday's climb. even mrs froome was standing up for her man on twitter. Alberto will just sit on his wheel this week and save himself fir the tour.  If yesterday's stage is anything to go by we are in fir a great three weeks and we might have two irish men riding it as well.
God bless the hills of Dooish, be they heather-clad or lea,

JimStynes

Quote from: bennydorano on June 10, 2014, 12:28:57 PM
Quote from: Mayo4Sam on June 10, 2014, 10:22:51 AM
My new bike arrived on Saturday......drool



Bike porn, class.
Jesus that's lovely! What wheels you putting on her?

Mayo4Sam

I have a set of Zipps that I use on the Tri bike that I mite try out but that would involve switching brake pads before every race and I may be too lazy. Other option is a nice set of mavic cosmic but there's yellow on them so don't know how they'll look
Excuse me for talking while you're trying to interrupt me

NAG1

Any of the bike geeks  ;) on here able to recommend a handle bar bracket/ holder for an iphone?

Zip Code

Quote from: NAG1 on June 11, 2014, 12:20:33 PM
Any of the bike geeks  ;) on here able to recommend a handle bar bracket/ holder for an iphone?

Jesus can people not even go for a cycle without the phone these days!