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can we get this merged?

I just read this on the hoganstand message board, best laugh i've had in ages


Mayo football
Clubs should be amalgamated in Mayo. Too many rubbish clubs. For example, Kiltane should join Belmullet to be known as Kilmullet. Burrishoole, Louisburg, Kilmeena and Westport should be amalgamated and called Westburkilburg. Knockmore should team up with Moy Davitts and become Knockmoy. Ballintubber, Mayo Gaels and Hollymount will become Ballinmount Gaels. Claremorris, Garrymore and Davitts will become Claregarry Davitts. Ballyhaunis, Aughamore and Eastern Gaels will dovetail nicely under the name Aughahaunis Gaels. Breaffy, Balla and Castlebar Mitchells will be called Ballaffy Mitchells. Kilmaine, The Neale, Shrule-Glencorrib and Ballinrobe will be The Ballinshrule Killers. Charlestown, Swinford and Kiltimagh could be called Kilchainford and finally Ballina Stephenites, Ardnaree and Bonniconlon will be called Ballina Stephenites. Alot of the other clubs should be disbanded, with one or two of their better players joining one of the new amalgamated clubs. This would mean more competitive football with fewer games and fewer spectators, and a bigger effort could be made with the county team in its quest for Sam. What do ye think?
Real Istic , Ballina Ireland , 18/11/2006 at 13:23

I can just see the draw for next years chmapionship
I wonder would the cross lads join ballina or knockmoy, possibly some of them could see a future with Kilmullet

Great stuff

Padraig Brogan - never made the most of his talent though

Legend

The Ballina Lads are prob busy giving interviews 

Most of what brolly says on the GPA is bang on the money

Will it be TJ Kilgallon and tommy lyons as his selectors.
Would have liked to have seen kieran gallagher stay on, possibly kilgallon will get him involved

U wish u were one of the chosen few GBB 

Best of luck to the knockmore alds this weekend, always good to get a win over them shower of c**ts in town, sorry i mean our near and dear neighbours 
God be with the days when we had never lost to them in senior championship

I'm nearly afraid to put this one up..........


There was this little 9 year old blind kid, and one day he
said to his mom, "Mom, All I've ever wanted was to see."
His mom said, "Well son it's your lucky day, today
is the last day of March, and if you pray your hardest,
your prayers will be answered."
So the little boy goes to bed 2 hours early and starts
praying himself to sleep. He wakes up half way through the night
and realises that the night isn't over, so he prays another
hour before he falls asleep again. He finally wakes up the
next  morning and yells, "Mom, Mom, get in here fast!"
His mom comes running in and says, "What is it son?"
The boy says, "Mom I did just what you said I prayed
and  prayed harder than anyone else ever has, but I woke up this
morning and I'm still blind!"
And his mom says....... "I know, - April Fools!!"

STATEMENT OF THE YEAR: Conor Mortimors "Comeuppance" speech after Mayo beating Dublin in the All-Ireland Semi's

Honourable mention has to go to CM for "Its great to get a chance to win it on your own" after the connaught final

MOAN OF THE YEAR: Every moan about the Mayo management this year

Honourable mentions to galway for BJP free and the dubs for stealing "their" hill end

Idiot Squad was being reeled back in but is having a stormer again this week, 10-1 up.


Rank   Team W-L-T Pct Pts Last Week Waiver Moves
1.  Idiot Squad 57 49-17-24 .678 122 5-5-5 3 6
2.  Toronto Shamrocks 35-33-22 .511 92 6-7-2 7 3
3.  Carrick Bruisers 27-25-38 .511 92 6-5-4 5 -
4.  Happy Gilmore Hardys 32-31-27 .506 91 5-5-5 8 10
5.  Big Apple Orchards 31-34-25 .483 87 5-6-4 4 -
6.  Mayo Mafiosi 30-35-25 .472 85 10-3-2 1 -
7.  Faithful Icemen 26-36-28 .444 80 7-6-2 2 -
8.  Kildare Flyers 23-42-25 .394 71 3-10-2 6 1

Time to make the picks again. Have been having a disaster of a few weeks, have dropped back to 40th overall, hopefully this week will see a return to form before the important christmas matches

Lads, I used to be Cnoc Mor.

Is this true? How come theres posts from cnoc mor still??