International Ciotóg day

[Tony Baloney]

Dont our muslim friends use the ciotar paw all the time every day to clean themselves when letting the brown dog off the leash? And not always using Andrex puppy toilet roll it has to be said. Unclean yis hoors!!!

We lefties use the right hand for that and for shaking hands with rightists.

We have Andrex here in Armagh for that not dock leaves like the boys in Down.

[laoislad]

I'm half a ciotóg.

Write with my right but 'play' golf on the left.

I swing the club on the right but I have a left handed grip!

[deiseach]

I'm half a ciotóg.

Write with my right but 'play' golf on the left.

All these years and I didn't realise we had Phil Mickelson in our midst!

[johnneycool]

Its no kidding matter, all power tools like chainsaws, Stihl saws, not to mention plain old scissors are designed for right handers and are awkward as f**k for ciotógs to use.

[Shamrock Shore]

All these years and I didn't realise we had Phil Mickelson in our midst!

More like Phil Silvers 

[ziggy90]

I'm half a ciotóg.

Write with my right but 'play' golf on the left.

Myself and five of my brothers did this, the other two did it the opposite way. 

[Hereiam]

I write with my right
hold the fork with right
hold a spoon with my right

I kick with my left
use a spade, shovel,  sledge etc using my left side. (Ole man always give out to me about this)
have a lazy left eye
I would carry the children using my left arm.

kind of fcuked up.

[stew]

I'm half a ciotóg.

Write with my right but 'play' golf on the left.

I swing the club on the right but I have a left handed grip!

So you are cack handed then!