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Conor Motimer should have been started.

Galwaybhoy im the same was at Cinema thursday night and seen the proposal also a fan of RR since two guys and a girl. FIlm was grand and RR wasnt again with some comedy goal 'barley escaped with my life there'.

Fan of the Twilight series as well, reading the books and have seen the first film.

17 Again is out this weekend as well..... i wanta see this.... am i gay?

No.
I am a big grumpy fecker from Silverbridge and POG is a wee chav cnut from Belfast.

Which of you likes The Pogues and which one of you hates mother and children parking spaces?

Do u get confused betweent he two of them as well Gnevin?

Sorry! oops.

Have always got yous two mixed up its prob because everyone calls the two of yous grumpy.

O Dear God hurry up. Last 25mins. Phone wont stop.

Simpsons 2nite 23.05 Bart gets a seperation from his parents.

Listen, nowadays everyone is coping everything. Every new bad is just a spin off from another one. Every TV story line is just an adaptation of a similar one. Even on the board after my successful Miss GAAboard thread someone tried to start the MR GAAboard thread. Corny one for Friday was a hit someone tried to start the corny one for everyday. Sure even MOD3 is just a copy of MOD1!
Just when i mention something like that you know whats always confused me on the board, I always get Hardstation and POG mixed up. Are they the same person?

Is it going to win?

yes and the world is ending today at 12.34.56 07/08/09

Just got reminded of the best one ive ever heard.

One of the fellas im friendly with had to go get diesel. Think there may have been a poster or two on here in the car with him, anyway he pulls up at the pump. To realise that the tank is on the far said away from the pump. So instead of reserving back he drove right around in a circle to the other side to the other pump, and got out. Tank still on wrong side. amazing he couldnt understand why.

Dunno if this has happened anyone else but it has happened me and I seen it happened another fella the other day.

I was at McDonalds *other fast food outlets are available* and got my food to go. I had my bag of food in one hand and my drink in the other. Was getting into the car and set my drink on the roof to open door. Got into the car and drove off. Went to take a drink whoops its on the roof. Luckly i wasnt driving fast unlike the fella the other day whose drink went all bang.

D'Oh is now in the english Dictonary so its a word that can be used in every day life.

Another blonde moment was another one of my mates at training suggested when playing a training match that there be no keepers just last man back!

I remember one night we were talking about Bob Monkhouse being dead. One of the lads asked

"Is he? Who does Des and Mel then?"

D'Oh

Once up in Forrestside, went food shopping with two girls I rented a house with. Loaded all the stuff into the boot of the car, went and left the trolley back into one of those bays and somehow jumped into the back of the wrong white peugot 106. The lad in the drivers seat thought I was trying to knick his girlfriends handbag. I looked out the window to see the two girls in tears laughing at me in their white peugot 106 in the next parking bay, made my apologies and sheepishly got out the back of one 106 and into the back of the other.

Made a c**k out of myself but what odds on two white 106's being beside each other in a car park and both open!!

This happened me and the woman. Some random woman just got into the back of my car outside the spar in my home town i didnt know what to think. She was talking away before realising that she was in the wrong car. Car next to us was the same as mine and the two in the front seats were pisisng themselves.

This thread will only work if everyone takes part.

We've all said stupid things that we constantly get ribbed for etc ie a blonde moment. I still get abuse for some of mine. You can tell ur own or something that a friend said. Anyone care to share theirs with the group.....

My name is Longball my blonde moment was....

at an airport last year me and the woman were standing at the belt thingy waiting for our bag. The bags of another flight were going around a different 'threadmill' but their was no1 standing at it waiting for their bags yet. I said to the woman, Jesus that flight must not be in yet'
she turns to me and goes u idiot longball of course the flights in how do u think the bags got here. D'Oh

On a cold night at training one of the fellas goes its so cold you could catch leukemia- D'OH (obviously he ment pneumonia)

3 hours 20 minutes for me. Then it's beer time 

Straight on the beer after work??

Doesnt eastenders be on 2nite?