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Title: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: red hander on December 10, 2009, 10:47:03 PM
Ulster-Scots clown supreme Lord Laird is the most expensive peer at Westminster, claiming almost £74,000 in expenses in 2008-09, 10 per cent more than the next highest claimer.

He also holds the record as the most prolific asker of parliamentary questions - answering his written questions cost the taxpayer more than £100,000 in the same year.

The official record of Lords expenses just published shows that Laird claimed his daily attendance allowance 145 times, at a cost of £12,319. He also claimed £30,734 for staying overnight in London and £14,564 for flights between London and the occupied six. With office costs of nearly £14,000, including £598 for postage and other travel costs, the total came to £73,206.

According to Hansard, Laird spoke on seven occasions during the year, usually only briefly, but he bombarded ministers with more than 700 written questions , an  average of five or six each day, and probably more than twice as many as any other peer.  On one occasion, a minister was so deluged with written questions from Lord Laird that he bundled 34 of them together and answered them all in a single written statement.

Civil servants have calculated that the average cost of answering a written question, at December 2008, was £149, implying that questions from Lord Laird comfortably exceeded £100,000. In the previous year he asked 715 written questions.

The 65-year-old peer ran into criticism when it was discovered that he had spent more than £1,000 in three months on meals in the House of Lords, for which he billed the publicly funded Ulster-Scots Agency, of which he was chairman.

Government auditors also criticised his taxi bills, including £260 for a return trip from Belfast to Dublin. Lord Laird said that there was a security reason that he needed to use taxis, because he often travelled in a kilt, which made him conspicuous.
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 10, 2009, 10:54:13 PM
Artigarvan bastid.
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: windyshepardhenderson on December 10, 2009, 10:58:50 PM
What is the ulster scots for freeloading cnut?
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: Orior on December 10, 2009, 11:11:09 PM
I can anticpate the interview now:






Interviewer: "Why are your expenses the highest?"
Laird: "I work hard and I wont have you or anyone lecture me about wasting money"
Interviewer: "You're an asshole"
Program Director: "Cut! Cut!"
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: redhugh on December 11, 2009, 08:58:48 AM
Quote from: windyshepardhenderson on December 10, 2009, 10:58:50 PM
What is the ulster scots for freeloading cnut?

Poun' grabbin' basta!
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: A Quinn Martin Production on December 11, 2009, 09:27:01 AM
Quote from: windyshepardhenderson on December 10, 2009, 10:58:50 PM
What is the ulster scots for freeloading cnut?

Lordie Lairdie
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: A Quinn Martin Production on December 11, 2009, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 10, 2009, 10:54:13 PM
Artigarvan bastid.

Now, now Norf Tyrone is a good guy!
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on December 11, 2009, 11:19:16 AM
The eejit was on today and says he is a full time peer and so his expenses arre justified, then before any probing questions could be asked, his mobile went wonky and the interview was terminated, handy that.  ::)
Didn't realise Lord Lard was a Tyronie?
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: Orior on December 11, 2009, 01:18:01 PM
Quote from: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on December 11, 2009, 11:19:16 AM
The eejit was on today and says he is a full time peer and so his expenses arre justified, then before any probing questions could be asked, his mobile went wonky and the interview was terminated, handy that.  ::)
Didn't realise Lord Lard was a Tyronie?

Besides saving Ulster from the Irish, and besides wasting money on Ulster Scots, and besides getting a taxi from Belfast to Dublin, what the f**k has this **** ever done for us?
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 11, 2009, 02:07:39 PM
Quote from: A Quinn Martin Production on December 11, 2009, 09:28:03 AM
Quote from: Fear ón Srath Bán on December 10, 2009, 10:54:13 PM
Artigarvan bastid.

Now, now Norf Tyrone is a good guy!

;)

Let me be more specific: that fat feeble freeloading fcukwit of a f**king excuse for culture, the Artigarvan bastid.

That should keep Norf in the clear  ;)
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: tyronefan on December 11, 2009, 02:38:13 PM
Quote from: red hander on December 10, 2009, 10:47:03 PM
Ulster-Scots clown supreme Lord Laird is the most expensive peer at Westminster, claiming almost £74,000 in expenses in 2008-09, 10 per cent more than the next highest claimer.

He also holds the record as the most prolific asker of parliamentary questions - answering his written questions cost the taxpayer more than £100,000 in the same year.

The official record of Lords expenses just published shows that Laird claimed his daily attendance allowance 145 times, at a cost of £12,319. He also claimed £30,734 for staying overnight in London and £14,564 for flights between London and the occupied six. With office costs of nearly £14,000, including £598 for postage and other travel costs, the total came to £73,206.

According to Hansard, Laird spoke on seven occasions during the year, usually only briefly, but he bombarded ministers with more than 700 written questions , an  average of five or six each day, and probably more than twice as many as any other peer.  On one occasion, a minister was so deluged with written questions from Lord Laird that he bundled 34 of them together and answered them all in a single written statement.

Civil servants have calculated that the average cost of answering a written question, at December 2008, was £149, implying that questions from Lord Laird comfortably exceeded £100,000. In the previous year he asked 715 written questions.

The 65-year-old peer ran into criticism when it was discovered that he had spent more than £1,000 in three months on meals in the House of Lords, for which he billed the publicly funded Ulster-Scots Agency, of which he was chairman.

Government auditors also criticised his taxi bills, including £260 for a return trip from Belfast to Dublin. Lord Laird said that there was a security reason that he needed to use taxis, because he often travelled in a kilt, which made him conspicuous.

I thought the public servants were overpaid in Ireland but how can it take £149 to answer a question
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: Orior on December 11, 2009, 02:53:02 PM
Probably
1) at least 5 phone calls to get to the people with the information
2) Half day to review the answers
3) Half hour to rewrite the answer
Title: Re: Guess which peer has highest expenses? Yep, you're right...
Post by: tyronefan on December 11, 2009, 02:55:19 PM
wonder could he email me the questions and I will answer them for half that price thus saving the taxpayer 50K per year