You know what really grinds my gears?

[ziggysego]

Believe it or not, a woman rang Joe Duffy the other day. Her child was born last year on "Arthur's Day" and she decided to call him Arthur! But that's not it. She was complaining that she wasn't told that "Arthur's Day" wouldn't be on the same date every year and was hugely upset that it was a different date this year. So upset, in fact, that she's going to change the child's name.

I know you don't like facepalm, but...



... it deserves one.

[Donkeywalloper]

Disproportionate number of disabled spaces at some shopping centres/out of town venues. And the amount of hoors who throw a badge/piece of cardboard onto the dash then proceed to skip into said store.

[pintsofguinness]

Dodgy zips....
I've these Jeans with a zip pocket and I was away yesterday on a train and had the wallet, train tickets etc in the pocket with the zip closed - as you do because it's secure! Anyway - I was sitting quietly on the train when the yer man came round looking to see the tickets - I went to get mine but the zip on my pocket wouldn't open! After ten minutes of wrestling with it I got it opened enough to get the wallet out and yer man had made three trips back to me at this stage! It was nearly as embarrassing as the time I tried on a pair of jeans in some shop with a belt similar to those you have on an airplane where you have to pull back a lever to get it to open and when I did the belt wouldn't open!!!

[tyssam5]

Dodgy zips....
I've these Jeans with a zip pocket and I was away yesterday on a train and had the wallet, train tickets etc in the pocket with the zip closed - as you do because it's secure! Anyway - I was sitting quietly on the train when the yer man came round looking to see the tickets - I went to get mine but the zip on my pocket wouldn't open! After ten minutes of wrestling with it I got it opened enough to get the wallet out and yer man had made three trips back to me at this stage! It was nearly as embarrassing as the time I tried on a pair of jeans in some shop with a belt similar to those you have on an airplane where you have to pull back a lever to get it to open and when I did the belt wouldn't open!!!

Sounds like you're partial to the gay jeans.

[pintsofguinness]

Dodgy zips....
I've these Jeans with a zip pocket and I was away yesterday on a train and had the wallet, train tickets etc in the pocket with the zip closed - as you do because it's secure! Anyway - I was sitting quietly on the train when the yer man came round looking to see the tickets - I went to get mine but the zip on my pocket wouldn't open! After ten minutes of wrestling with it I got it opened enough to get the wallet out and yer man had made three trips back to me at this stage! It was nearly as embarrassing as the time I tried on a pair of jeans in some shop with a belt similar to those you have on an airplane where you have to pull back a lever to get it to open and when I did the belt wouldn't open!!!

Sounds like you're partial to the gay jeans.

There's nothing gay about them!

[Tony Baloney]

Chavettes in modified cars. Fellas can just about get away with it. Women just look ridiculous. There is a dopey bitch in Armagh who drives a pink Golf with the seats raked away back. Take a redenner love as the McCooey's might say.

[pintsofguinness]

Chavettes in modified cars. Fellas can just about get away with it. Women just look ridiculous. There is a dopey bitch in Armagh who drives a pink Golf with the seats raked away back. Take a redenner love as the McCooey's might say.

No they can't...

[ross4life]

Making tea then discovering no milk or toast without butter etc...

[Onion Bag]

Staring down the barrel of another week 

[pintsofguinness]

Staring down the barrel of another week 

I know, I find Sunday nights very depressing...

[tyrone girl]

Same here. Depression sets in on Sunday nights.

[ziggysego]

I love Monday mornings 

[tyrone girl]

What could possibly make u love Monday mornings???

[ziggysego]

What could possibly make u love Monday mornings???

What's not to love about going to work and starting a week of joyful productivity. Meeting your colleagues and sharing stories about the weekend that's just passed by. It's a special day and one that goes in far too quickly.

[ONeill]

What could possibly make u love Monday mornings???

What's not to love about going to work and starting a week of joyful productivity. Meeting your colleagues and sharing stories about the weekend that's just passed by. It's a special day and one that goes in far too quickly.

Well said Ziggy.