‘Old Man Yells At Cloud’ Thread - your anger/frustrations with the modern world

Started by AustinPowers, April 22, 2023, 10:31:09 AM

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Armagh18

Quote from: Dougal Maguire on April 22, 2023, 04:38:35 PM
The speed camera van parked at places where there is no record of accidents but there's a good chance of making a few quid
Especially when they're hidden.

jcpen

What's the difference between the is the what grinds my gears thread?
Tomorrow is promised to no one.

andoireabu

Internet cookies every website you go on.

Everything you buy needing an account now. I was in a barbers once and they asked me for my email address before I could pay. When I asked why it was so they could set me up an account and send a reminder for my next appointment. FFS I have a mirror and I'm an adult.
Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man!
Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

screenexile

If you have half an hour watch "Made Up in Belfast" on the iplayer ... we're all fucked!!! 🤦🏼‍♂️

PMG1

The way teenagers have the ring on their phone on silent then (a) they never hear you ringing and (b) their phone doesn't ring when they lose it and they cannot find it then

ONeill

Words - 'absolutely' 'outrageous' 'shocking' etc. They don't mean what they used to mean.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Tony Baloney

Quote from: ONeill on April 22, 2023, 08:24:30 PM
Words - 'absolutely' 'outrageous' 'shocking' etc. They don't mean what they used to mean.
Add 'legend' to that. It's a low bar to reach legendary status these days.



seafoid

Gun deaths in America. Totally pointless
People who only think of themselves. Narcissistic arseholes
The Church never paid for what it did in the past.

AustinPowers

Quote from: jcpen on April 22, 2023, 05:30:59 PM
What's the difference between the is the what grinds my gears thread?

Totally different.  That one was  about motoring , whereas  this one is mainly about  the weather   ;)

andoireabu

Traffic lights that are set to red on all sides until someone triggers the loop detector. Surely there is a way to keep the main road green and only change it when needed by the minor junction.
Private Cowboy: Don't shit me, man!
Private Joker: I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd!

Aaron Boone


From the Bunker

Met my 5th cousin the last day and asked him if we could go for a drink and catch up seeing that we had 2 Great-Great-Great-Great Grandparents in common. He would have only been interested if we had the same surname.

Orior

Quote from: jcpen on April 22, 2023, 05:30:59 PM
What's the difference between the is the what grinds my gears thread?

This comment is so frustrating and really grinds my gears.
Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians