The Liverpool Joke thread.... let them commence!

[SlimShady]

''how i know you are''

oh lord the irony 

I dont support anyone.

and this abuse from a man with the name 'bingobus' 

[SuperSub]

No chance of a apology there Slim? you did call me a tit remember

[SlimShady]

Nope.

[SuperSub]

Nope.

Fair enough you LANGER

[bingobus]

''how i know you are''

oh lord the irony 

I dont support anyone.

and this abuse from a man with the name 'bingobus' 

Priceless.
I have nothing more to add.

[resdubwhite]

couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of tramps.

bin dipping, professional whingers.


Boris Johnson for Pm. He's knows what they are like. 

[SlimShady]

because i dont support a soccer team means i cant have an opinion?!

right so.

i stand by what i say, Liverpool fans=scumbags. I'm not talking about the Liverpool fans from the likes of Monaghan/Cork/Timbuktu, but the Liverpool fans in Anfield. Scumbags of a different class!!

[ThatsTheFootball]

good 2 c Slim getting the treatment he deserves! he writes on the Antrim thread regularly as if he owns it. any1 with a slightly different opinion to his is slated with the kind of nasty and disrespectful language as has been witnessed on this thread

[SuperSub]

because i dont support a soccer team means i cant have an opinion?!

right so.

i stand by what i say, Liverpool fans=scumbags. I'm not talking about the Liverpool fans from the likes of Monaghan/Cork/Timbuktu, but the Liverpool fans in Anfield. Scumbags of a different class!!

I have often been a Liverpool fan in Anfield...that makes me scum? As well as a tit?

[GalwayBayBoy]

Don't mind Slim Shady. The boy's an arse and not a very intelligent arse at that.

[SlimShady]

lads, lads, lads. We're all very tender on here today!! 

i know a 6 goal thumping at HOME is a shock for the bin dippers but dont take it out on SlimShady, I'm only telling you how it is!!!

I've been to Anfield a couple of times myself supersub-hence my opinion!!

[resdubwhite]

What is it with all the sensivitive liverppol supporter types here.

Surely the best fans in the world can take a ribbing.

Surely.

[sureyouwill]

because i dont support a soccer team means i cant have an opinion?!

right so.

i stand by what i say, Liverpool fans=scumbags. I'm not talking about the Liverpool fans from the likes of Monaghan/Cork/Timbuktu, but the Liverpool fans in Anfield. Scumbags of a different class!!

I have often been a Liverpool fan in Anfield...that makes me scum? As well as a tit?

I've said it before sometimes this board can be very hard work.  

[Over the Bar]

Back to the Jokes.

In an desperate attempt to salvage something this season,  Rick Parry Liverpool's Chief Executive has contacted the Coronation Street scriptwriters asking if it's possible for Ken & Deirdre to get married again this year.  

[SuperSub]

Don't mind Slim Shady. The boy's an arse and not a very intelligent arse at that.

Yep i second that