Con Houlihan RIP

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IolarCoisCuain

Lovely story Lar. One of the better tributes I've read about Con Houlihan.

cornafean

Con happened to attend the Hillsborough Disaster game back in 1989 and he wrote touchingly and memorably about it.
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Aristo 60

Quote from: Shamrock Shore on August 08, 2012, 04:18:27 PM
Mighty stuff Lar. I was picturing it all in my head as I read it.

Me too.

anglocelt39

In the early 80's it's safe to say Con was the Evening Press. Like many others, bought it on the days that Con wrote. I remember him talking about being on an away soccer internatiional once well before the days of Jacks Army. He was in a taxi with some of a very small travelling group of supporters and the driver excitedly told them to get down to such a bar as it had an Irish barmaid, "ah sure we'll give that a miss we have plenty of those back at home" replied one of the passengers. Nowhere near the pick of his offerings just one I remember. The prose will certainly improve in Heavens press box.
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RedandGreenSniper

Great story Lar! I am a tad on the young side to have fully enjoyed Con at his peak but I bought a collection of his best pieces about five or six years ago but lost it. Class apart. I saw the Indo ran his piece after the 1978 All-Ireland football final today. Comparing Paddy Cullen rushing back as Mikey Sheehy lobbed him with the quick free to a woman dashing back who smells a cake burning.  Brilliant.
Mayo for Sam! Just don't ask me for a year

the Deel Rover

Quote from: RedandGreenSniper on August 09, 2012, 09:56:29 PM
Great story Lar! I am a tad on the young side to have fully enjoyed Con at his peak but I bought a collection of his best pieces about five or six years ago but lost it. Class apart. I saw the Indo ran his piece after the 1978 All-Ireland football final today. Comparing Paddy Cullen rushing back as Mikey Sheehy lobbed him with the quick free to a woman dashing back who smells a cake burning.  Brilliant.

Here it is
Con Houlihan: 'Paddy dashed back to his goal like a woman who smells a cake burning ... '

Thursday August 09 2012

If A MAN who fishes for salmon with a stake net had seen his cordage dance as often as Paddy Cullen did in this astonishing All-Ireland final, he would have been very happy indeed with his day's work.

But there is an immensity of difference between bending to take out a salmon and stooping to pick up a ball that has got past you -- and for long years to come Paddy will now and then rack his brains and try to find out what happened him yesterday.

At about 20 minutes to four he had every reason to feel that his bowl of glory was about to flow over: Dublin were playing as if determined to get a patent for a new brand of Gaelic football -- and Paddy, himself, was ruling his territory with a style and authority redolent of Bat Masterson.

And the many Kerry battalions in the crowd were as apprehensive as accused men waiting for the jury to return after the judge had given a most unfavourable summing-up against them.

And well they might -- because in the first third of what was surely the most extraordinary final since Michael Cusack codified the rules of Gaelic football, their team seemed faced not only with defeat, but humiliation.

If looked every bit as one-sided as the meeting of Muhammad Ali and Leon Spinks -- and the more it went on, the more the gap in ability was seen to widen.

In their glory-garnished odyssey since the early summer of '74, Dublin have never played better than in the opening third yesterday.

The symphony of classical football began with Paddy Cullen -- he got no direct shot in that period, but his catching of a few swirling lofted balls, dropping almost onto his crossbar, was as composed and technically correct as if being done to illustrate a text book.

And his distribution was as cool and unerring as the dealing of a riverboat gambler.

So was that of his comrades in the rear three -- Kerry's infrequent sallies towards the Canal End almost always ended up as launching-pads for a Dublin attack.

The drizzling rain seemed irrelevant as Dublin moved the ball with the confidence of a grand master playing chess against a novice.

From foot and hand it travelled lucidly in swift triangular movements towards the Railway goal -- Kerry were forced into fouls as desperate as the struggles of a drowning man.

And Jimmy Keaveney was determined to show that crime did not pay: the ball took wing from his boot like a pigeon homing to an invisible loft strung above Kerry's crossbar.

The blue-and-navy favours danced in the wet grey air -- the Hill revelled and licked its lips at the prospect of seeing Kerry butchered to make a Dublin holiday.

They roared as the points sailed over -- and one felt that they were only flexing their vocal muscles so that they might explode when Charlie Nelligan's net bulged.

And such was Dublin's supremacy that a goal seemed inevitable -- by the 25th minute it was less a match than a siege.

And Dublin as they have so often done, had brought forth a new ploy for the big occasion -- this time the rabbit from the hat was the swift breakdown with hand or fist. It added to Kerry's multitude of worries.

And Kerry's not-so-secret weapons were misfiring: Jack O'Shea was not ruling the air in midfield and Kevin Moran was playing as if his namesake Denis had only come for a close-up view.

Kerry's map was in such tatters that Eoin Liston, their lofty target man, the pine tree in whose branches they hoped the long high ball would stick, was forced to forage so far down field that his marker, Sean Doherty, was operating within scoring distance of Kerry's goal.

After 25 minutes Dublin led by six points to one -- it did not flatter them. It seemed less a lead than the foundation of a formidable total.

But perhaps it is true that whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad -- the ease with which Dublin were scaling the mountain seduced them into over-confidence.

They pushed too many troops forward and neglected their rear -- and then a swift brace of passes from Jack O'Shea and Pat Spillane found a half-acre of green ground tenanted by only Paddy Cullen, and with Johnny Egan leading the race in its pursuit.

Paddy Cullen is a 'modern' 'keeper -- he guards not only the goal but its forecourt. And it was one of the ironies of a game that might have been scripted by the king of the gremlins that now he was caught too far back.

He advanced desperately but Johnny Egan, scorer of that lethal first goal in the rainy final three years ago, held the big trump -- and he coolly fisted the ball over the 'keeper and into the net.

That goal affected Kerry as a sudden day of May showers a languishing field of corn.

Dublin were like climbers who had been driven back down the mountain by a rock fall -- they had to set out again from a plateau not far above the base.

Soon a few Kerry points had put them at the very foot -- then Dublin went ahead with a point.

And now came the moment that will go into that department of sport's museum where abide such strange happenings as the Long Count and the goal that gave Cardiff their only English FA Cup and the fall of Devon Loch.

Its run-up began with a free from John O'Keeffe, deep in his own territory. Jack O'Shea made a flying catch and drove a long ball towards the middle of the 21-yard line.

Mikey Sheehy's fist put it behind the backs, breaking along the ground out towards Kerry's right. This time Paddy Cullen was better positioned and comfortably played the ball with his feet away from Sheehy.

He had an abundance of time and space in which to lift and clear but his pick-up was a dubious one and the referee Seamus Aldridge, decided against him. Or maybe he deemed his meeting with Ger Power illegal.

Whatever the reason, Paddy put on a show of righteous indignation that would get him a card from Equity, throwing up his hands to heaven as the referee kept pointing towards goal.

And while all this was going, Mick Sheehy was running up to take the kick -- and suddenly Paddy dashed back towards his goal like a woman who smells a cake burning.

The ball won the race and it curled inside the near post as Paddy crashed into the outside of the net and lay against it like a fireman who had returned to find his station ablaze.

Sometime, Noel Pearson might make a musical of this amazing final and as the green flag goes up for that crazy goal he will have a banshee's voice crooning: "And that was the end of poor Molly Malone".

And so it was. A few minutes later came the tea-break. Kerry went into a frenzy of green-and-gold and a tumult of acclaim. The champions looked like men who had worked hard and seen their savings plundered by bandits.

The great train robbers were first out onto the field for act two -- an act that began almost as dramatically as the first had ended.

In their cave during the interval Dublin, no doubt, determined to send a posse in fierce pursuit -- but within a minute of the restart, the bridge out of town had been broken down.

Eoin Liston was about to set out on a journey into folklore -- and for the rest of the game it must have seemed to Sean Doherty that he had come face to face with the Incredible Hulk.

Eoin proceeded to leave the kind of stamp on the second half that Mario Kempes left on the final of the World Cup.

People were still settling down for the second half when Jack O'Shea drove a long ball from midfield; Eoin, near the penalty spot and behind the backs, gathered, turned, and shot to the net.

Dublin's defence is justly famous for its covering and the manner in which this score came indicated the level of their morale.

Not everyone suspected it but Dublin had conceded defeat. From then on only a few of them had their hearts in the battle.

Kevin Moran never surrendered and played magnificently all through that unreal second half. He had good lieutenants in Tommy Drumm and Bernard Brogan.

But they might as well have been trying to prove that George Davis was innocent, O.K.

Every Kerry man seemed to have suddenly sprouted wings -- they seemed not members of a different county but of a different species.

And a cynic might have suspected that they had agents in the Dublin camp -- some of the men in blue sent the ball to their opponents with unfailing accuracy.

Kerry's fourth goal was both a finisher and a symbol of their immense superiority.

A high ball dropped into the apron of Dublin's goal. It seemed to be manned by a little man with spikes in his forehead who was shouting: "Take me to your leader."

The leader of course, was, Eoin Liston who plucked it out of a low flying cloud, gave an instant pass to Ger Power on his right and moved on to an instant return.

Eoin's right-footed shot was executed with the panache of one who knew that he could do no wrong.

And the remarkable aspect of what followed was that Kerry did not score a dozen goals.

They got only one more -- when Eoin Liston raced on to a fisted cross-goal pass from Johnny Egan on the right and planted the ball in at the far post.

And so in the grey drizzle we saw the twilight of the gods.

The Hill watched, as lively as the Main Street of Knocknagoshel on Good Friday. And it all seemed so unreal. The final score was no reflection of Kerry's second-half superiority -- neither did it tell the truth about the difference between the teams.

For 25 minutes, Dublin were brilliant; for 45, Kerry were superb. How come the change?

That wry prankster we call luck has the answer.

And in the last chapter of the minor final, he had shown his hand.

A fumble by Dublin's 'keeper gave Tom Byrne the chance to drive home the decisive goal. (We will write about the game on Wednesday).

The mistake that gave Mayo victory came at the Canal End too.

There was a gremlin down there who did not like Dublin.

And he was humming to himself "What a day for being in Goal".

More of Con Houlihan's writing will be featured in the Irish Independent Review this Saturday

- Con Houlihan

Irish Independent



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All Ireland Club Champions 2001

orangeman

Quote from: the Deel Rover on August 10, 2012, 07:39:16 AM
Quote from: RedandGreenSniper on August 09, 2012, 09:56:29 PM
Great story Lar! I am a tad on the young side to have fully enjoyed Con at his peak but I bought a collection of his best pieces about five or six years ago but lost it. Class apart. I saw the Indo ran his piece after the 1978 All-Ireland football final today. Comparing Paddy Cullen rushing back as Mikey Sheehy lobbed him with the quick free to a woman dashing back who smells a cake burning.  Brilliant.

Here it is
Con Houlihan: 'Paddy dashed back to his goal like a woman who smells a cake burning ... '

Thursday August 09 2012

If A MAN who fishes for salmon with a stake net had seen his cordage dance as often as Paddy Cullen did in this astonishing All-Ireland final, he would have been very happy indeed with his day's work.

But there is an immensity of difference between bending to take out a salmon and stooping to pick up a ball that has got past you -- and for long years to come Paddy will now and then rack his brains and try to find out what happened him yesterday.

At about 20 minutes to four he had every reason to feel that his bowl of glory was about to flow over: Dublin were playing as if determined to get a patent for a new brand of Gaelic football -- and Paddy, himself, was ruling his territory with a style and authority redolent of Bat Masterson.

And the many Kerry battalions in the crowd were as apprehensive as accused men waiting for the jury to return after the judge had given a most unfavourable summing-up against them.

And well they might -- because in the first third of what was surely the most extraordinary final since Michael Cusack codified the rules of Gaelic football, their team seemed faced not only with defeat, but humiliation.

If looked every bit as one-sided as the meeting of Muhammad Ali and Leon Spinks -- and the more it went on, the more the gap in ability was seen to widen.

In their glory-garnished odyssey since the early summer of '74, Dublin have never played better than in the opening third yesterday.

The symphony of classical football began with Paddy Cullen -- he got no direct shot in that period, but his catching of a few swirling lofted balls, dropping almost onto his crossbar, was as composed and technically correct as if being done to illustrate a text book.

And his distribution was as cool and unerring as the dealing of a riverboat gambler.

So was that of his comrades in the rear three -- Kerry's infrequent sallies towards the Canal End almost always ended up as launching-pads for a Dublin attack.

The drizzling rain seemed irrelevant as Dublin moved the ball with the confidence of a grand master playing chess against a novice.

From foot and hand it travelled lucidly in swift triangular movements towards the Railway goal -- Kerry were forced into fouls as desperate as the struggles of a drowning man.

And Jimmy Keaveney was determined to show that crime did not pay: the ball took wing from his boot like a pigeon homing to an invisible loft strung above Kerry's crossbar.

The blue-and-navy favours danced in the wet grey air -- the Hill revelled and licked its lips at the prospect of seeing Kerry butchered to make a Dublin holiday.

They roared as the points sailed over -- and one felt that they were only flexing their vocal muscles so that they might explode when Charlie Nelligan's net bulged.

And such was Dublin's supremacy that a goal seemed inevitable -- by the 25th minute it was less a match than a siege.

And Dublin as they have so often done, had brought forth a new ploy for the big occasion -- this time the rabbit from the hat was the swift breakdown with hand or fist. It added to Kerry's multitude of worries.

And Kerry's not-so-secret weapons were misfiring: Jack O'Shea was not ruling the air in midfield and Kevin Moran was playing as if his namesake Denis had only come for a close-up view.

Kerry's map was in such tatters that Eoin Liston, their lofty target man, the pine tree in whose branches they hoped the long high ball would stick, was forced to forage so far down field that his marker, Sean Doherty, was operating within scoring distance of Kerry's goal.

After 25 minutes Dublin led by six points to one -- it did not flatter them. It seemed less a lead than the foundation of a formidable total.

But perhaps it is true that whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad -- the ease with which Dublin were scaling the mountain seduced them into over-confidence.

They pushed too many troops forward and neglected their rear -- and then a swift brace of passes from Jack O'Shea and Pat Spillane found a half-acre of green ground tenanted by only Paddy Cullen, and with Johnny Egan leading the race in its pursuit.

Paddy Cullen is a 'modern' 'keeper -- he guards not only the goal but its forecourt. And it was one of the ironies of a game that might have been scripted by the king of the gremlins that now he was caught too far back.

He advanced desperately but Johnny Egan, scorer of that lethal first goal in the rainy final three years ago, held the big trump -- and he coolly fisted the ball over the 'keeper and into the net.

That goal affected Kerry as a sudden day of May showers a languishing field of corn.

Dublin were like climbers who had been driven back down the mountain by a rock fall -- they had to set out again from a plateau not far above the base.

Soon a few Kerry points had put them at the very foot -- then Dublin went ahead with a point.

And now came the moment that will go into that department of sport's museum where abide such strange happenings as the Long Count and the goal that gave Cardiff their only English FA Cup and the fall of Devon Loch.

Its run-up began with a free from John O'Keeffe, deep in his own territory. Jack O'Shea made a flying catch and drove a long ball towards the middle of the 21-yard line.

Mikey Sheehy's fist put it behind the backs, breaking along the ground out towards Kerry's right. This time Paddy Cullen was better positioned and comfortably played the ball with his feet away from Sheehy.

He had an abundance of time and space in which to lift and clear but his pick-up was a dubious one and the referee Seamus Aldridge, decided against him. Or maybe he deemed his meeting with Ger Power illegal.

Whatever the reason, Paddy put on a show of righteous indignation that would get him a card from Equity, throwing up his hands to heaven as the referee kept pointing towards goal.

And while all this was going, Mick Sheehy was running up to take the kick -- and suddenly Paddy dashed back towards his goal like a woman who smells a cake burning.

The ball won the race and it curled inside the near post as Paddy crashed into the outside of the net and lay against it like a fireman who had returned to find his station ablaze.

Sometime, Noel Pearson might make a musical of this amazing final and as the green flag goes up for that crazy goal he will have a banshee's voice crooning: "And that was the end of poor Molly Malone".

And so it was. A few minutes later came the tea-break. Kerry went into a frenzy of green-and-gold and a tumult of acclaim. The champions looked like men who had worked hard and seen their savings plundered by bandits.

The great train robbers were first out onto the field for act two -- an act that began almost as dramatically as the first had ended.

In their cave during the interval Dublin, no doubt, determined to send a posse in fierce pursuit -- but within a minute of the restart, the bridge out of town had been broken down.

Eoin Liston was about to set out on a journey into folklore -- and for the rest of the game it must have seemed to Sean Doherty that he had come face to face with the Incredible Hulk.

Eoin proceeded to leave the kind of stamp on the second half that Mario Kempes left on the final of the World Cup.

People were still settling down for the second half when Jack O'Shea drove a long ball from midfield; Eoin, near the penalty spot and behind the backs, gathered, turned, and shot to the net.

Dublin's defence is justly famous for its covering and the manner in which this score came indicated the level of their morale.

Not everyone suspected it but Dublin had conceded defeat. From then on only a few of them had their hearts in the battle.

Kevin Moran never surrendered and played magnificently all through that unreal second half. He had good lieutenants in Tommy Drumm and Bernard Brogan.

But they might as well have been trying to prove that George Davis was innocent, O.K.

Every Kerry man seemed to have suddenly sprouted wings -- they seemed not members of a different county but of a different species.

And a cynic might have suspected that they had agents in the Dublin camp -- some of the men in blue sent the ball to their opponents with unfailing accuracy.

Kerry's fourth goal was both a finisher and a symbol of their immense superiority.

A high ball dropped into the apron of Dublin's goal. It seemed to be manned by a little man with spikes in his forehead who was shouting: "Take me to your leader."

The leader of course, was, Eoin Liston who plucked it out of a low flying cloud, gave an instant pass to Ger Power on his right and moved on to an instant return.

Eoin's right-footed shot was executed with the panache of one who knew that he could do no wrong.

And the remarkable aspect of what followed was that Kerry did not score a dozen goals.

They got only one more -- when Eoin Liston raced on to a fisted cross-goal pass from Johnny Egan on the right and planted the ball in at the far post.

And so in the grey drizzle we saw the twilight of the gods.

The Hill watched, as lively as the Main Street of Knocknagoshel on Good Friday. And it all seemed so unreal. The final score was no reflection of Kerry's second-half superiority -- neither did it tell the truth about the difference between the teams.

For 25 minutes, Dublin were brilliant; for 45, Kerry were superb. How come the change?

That wry prankster we call luck has the answer.

And in the last chapter of the minor final, he had shown his hand.

A fumble by Dublin's 'keeper gave Tom Byrne the chance to drive home the decisive goal. (We will write about the game on Wednesday).

The mistake that gave Mayo victory came at the Canal End too.

There was a gremlin down there who did not like Dublin.

And he was humming to himself "What a day for being in Goal".

More of Con Houlihan's writing will be featured in the Irish Independent Review this Saturday

- Con Houlihan

Irish Independent


Amazing piece. Pure brilliance.

ziggy90

--" and suddenly Paddy dashed back towards his goal like a woman who smells a cake burning.

The ball won the race and it curled inside the near post as Paddy crashed into the outside of the net and lay against it like a fireman who had returned to find his station ablaze".


Immortal, sheer brilliance.
Questions that shouldn't be asked shouldn't be answered

Fear ón Srath Bán

Quote
At about 20 minutes to four he had every reason to feel that his bowl of glory was about to flow over: Dublin were playing as if determined to get a patent for a new brand of Gaelic football -- and Paddy, himself, was ruling his territory with a style and authority redolent of Bat Masterson.

Why to Kerrymen consistently attempt to package the opposition's football as something new when they're being beaten?

Only joking Con, RIP.  ;)
Carlsberg don't do Gombeenocracies, but by jaysus if they did...

spuds

Quote from: ziggy90 on August 10, 2012, 11:10:09 AM
--" and suddenly Paddy dashed back towards his goal like a woman who smells a cake burning.

The ball won the race and it curled inside the near post as Paddy crashed into the outside of the net and lay against it like a fireman who had returned to find his station ablaze".


Immortal, sheer brilliance.
Fantastic, had often heard the cake burning bit but the fireman returning to find his station ablaze had me sniggering, brilliant !

Ar dheis De go raibh a anam usal.
"As I get older I notice the years less and the seasons more."
John Hubbard

Lar Naparka

Quote from: ziggy90 on August 10, 2012, 11:10:09 AM
--" and suddenly Paddy dashed back towards his goal like a woman who smells a cake burning.

The ball won the race and it curled inside the near post as Paddy crashed into the outside of the net and lay against it like a fireman who had returned to find his station ablaze".


Immortal, sheer brilliance.
Striking imagery alright but Con was too much the gentleman to follow up by saying Paddy should have stayed by the griddle to mind his cake or spent his time sliding down the pole or whatever firemen do to keep their minds and reflexes sharp.
Dubs will forever blame Seamus Aldridge for doing them an almighty injustice and thereby gifting an AI to Kerry.
But if Sheehy's goal was the turning point of that game, you have to blame Paddy for leaving his  (fire)station in the first place. I don't know why Aldridge awarded that  free but award it he did.
He was the ref and it was his decision to make.  Paddy forgot his primary duty and the rest, as we say, is history.
Nil Carborundum Illegitemi

Hardy

I've always assumed it was for Paddy's slight contact with Ger Power which, even by today's standards, was innocuous.

Denn Forever

Is there a collection of his articles available?
I have more respect for a man
that says what he means and
means what he says...

oakleafgael

Con was a man of a different age and a different Ireland. We are a lot worse off for his passing. I was fortunate to spend an hour in his company a long time as a gasun and looking back I probably didn't appreciate the wisdom that he was sharing. The last line of this article resonates today.

Twists
As a small boy I couldn't believe in the Ice Age. It was hard to imagine that there was no life in this island. And now it seems that I was right. The remains of a small boat found in the Shannon Estuary about 15 years ago caused the scientists to revise their beliefs radically. It delighted me that sometimes the romantics are right.

There is an old belief that certain species managed to survive the Ice Age. They probably found caverns here and there that gave them heat and air and they came out when the ice had receded. There is a tradition that the ancient Irish were a small, dark people. Cu Chulainn became a symbol of that.

The old Irish cattle were dark and small as the Kerry cattle are today. And then there was the belief that a species of hare had survived. I have proof of this. One day when we were coursing hares about five miles north of Castle Island, a small black hare sprung up. He was so small that we gave him extra yardage of leave. And even then you were afraid that the hounds might catch him quickly.

But the small dark hare was a master of twists and turns and often went around full circle and tormented the two dogs. Time and again he appeared to be captured but by sheer elusiveness he kept the contest going until at last he reached a farm yard where he went under the lowest bar and escaped.

One of our members estimated that the course had lasted three minutes. This was hardly true but when the two dogs came back, they looked bewildered and they were certainly exhausted.

That day, long ago, I was in the company of about 12. Most are gone to another world. A few who are alive are in another country. We never saw the small dark hare again nor did anybody see him -- the species is probably extinct.

What we call the Irish hare has big ears, a long slender body and powerful hind quarters. It was a miracle how he survived because he always lived in the open. Some hares live in woodland but when the rain comes, they get away from the droppings of the trees and will live inland even on a bare field.

The hare has no hiding places. He makes a kind of a form usually of grass. He has total vision and very clear hearing and great power of scent -- even so, it is a miracle that the Irish hare has proliferated. And they are getting bolder.

The young hares are born with their eyes open and a slight fur. They are defenceless and at the mercy of their natural enemies, the stoat and the fox. The old people claimed that the young hare has no scent and that is probably true. The mother usually brings three into the world and she deposits them far apart from one another. This is a help and we are told that when she is coming to see after them, she doesn't run the last one hundred yards but makes a series of leaps and bounds to break off the trail. I have never seen this but it makes sense.

There are all kinds of legends about the hare. Some of them are true. You will be told about a Game Hare: he lives in much the same place for most of his life. He is not extraordinarily fast. He is a little bigger than a normal hare and can be very hard to run down. He is very tricky in his twists and turns and usually he gets away clearly.

There was a Game Hare in my locality for about 10 years. He seemed to take pleasure in playing with the greyhounds. Eventually he was killed by a shepherd dog in the snow.

Some hares have an escape route. It is called a "run". It may consist of many factors to thwart the greyhound: it could be a bush in the middle of the field around which the hare will go full circle while the hounds go flying; it could be a stile over which the hare can skip where the hounds must struggle; it could be a narrow passage under a fence; it could be a gulley; it could be below the lower rung of a gate. One thing is certain: when a hare gets on his "run", he is almost impossible to catch. When, however, he doesn't get on his "run", he has to use all his pace and trickery to avoid capture.


Stamina

Other hares live on the mountain. They are the same species but they are endowed with enormous stamina. When the mountain hare escapes the first two or three minutes, he will race away until the hounds come back to their base looking puzzled and weary.

There is another species of hare found in this island: the English hare. He is bigger and more rounded than the Irish hare. They are now nearly extinct in this island.

The Irish hare is a great swimmer and will travel several miles to some island or other in the breeding season. The hare's fur is waterproof. And this is a help to survive cold weather.

In recent years the Irish hare has proliferated despite all his natural enemies. Obviously he is very intelligent and we are glad to have him with us.

It is legal to shoot a hare but any man who does so will not be a hero in the sporting community. They are a noble animal and though they stand up on their backsides like boxers and fight at the breeding time, it was never known for a hare to kill another hare.

A famous woman called Mrs Beaton published the bible of cuisine. Her recipe for cooking a hare became a classic. It consists of only four words: "First catch your hare."


- Con Houlihan

seanog

RIP.

With all due respect, can i ask anyone in here to explain why Con had such a hang up about republicanism ?  He really tore into O Bradaigh once.

http://www.independent.ie/opinion/analysis/patriot-games-have-always-been-a-cover-for-irish-bigotry-and-murder-1116924.html



It was a very bitter read towards ROB and republicanism in general, it was also completely untrue to demonise both as bigots/sectarian.