Corny One for Friday

[johnnycool]

Absolutely devastated.
7 years of medical training and hard work resulting in a friend being struck off for a minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients. He is no longer able to continue in the prof he loves.
A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

[johnnycool]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1514235556615569412

[armaghniac]

This guy was walking along the street and he saw a sign "Freshly made sandwiches €4, w**k €10". So he went into the shop and there was a beautiful woman there.

He said, are you the woman providing the w**k, and she said yes, I am.

So he said, well then wash your hands I want a ham and cheese sandwich.

[armaghniac]

I asked the Doctor
'Is my overweight due to my underactive thyroid?'
He said 'No, it's due to your overactive knife and fork'

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[armaghniac]

I've just bought the wife's Valentine's day present.

A trip in a hot air balloon across the US.

[Rudi]

https://www.donegaldaily.com/2023/03/07/gardai-finger-man-who-gave-them-the-middle-finger/

[Orior]

A burglar entered a house late one afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money.

The man started sobbing and said "You can take anything you want. But please untie the rope and free her!"

Burglar "You must really love your wife"

Man "Not particularly, but she will be coming home shortly"