"If he was from Tyrone..."

Started by Jinxy, July 11, 2016, 11:46:37 AM

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Jinxy

July 11, 2016, 11:46:37 AM
If Usain Bolt was from Tyrone, the IOC would have disqualified him for eating a box of chicken nuggets before the 100m final in Beijing.
If you were any use you'd be playing.

Aristo 60

#1
July 11, 2016, 12:30:58 PM
There's no If in it. Usain Bolt Tyrone is from Tyrone.

But Jamaica stole him (with help from the Derry County Board and RTE).

Bored today.

leenie

#2
July 11, 2016, 12:43:38 PM
Another pointless thread
I'm trying to decide on a really meaningful message..

seafoid

#3
July 11, 2016, 12:56:49 PM
If he was from Tyrone Edmund Hillary would have dived near the summit of Mt Everest to reach it before Sherpa Tensing and died of frostbite. He wouldn't even have been fit enough to refuse to be interviewed on RTE.

seafoid

#4
July 11, 2016, 12:59:06 PM
If he was from Tyrone General Zhukov woukd have been engaged in a pointless discussion with a General from Armagh at a key turning point in the battle of Stalingrad and Tyrone would now be a German speaking part of the General Government.

Jinxy

#5
July 11, 2016, 01:58:04 PM
If he was from Tyrone, Vladimir Lenin would have refused to do any interviews with Pravda.
If you were any use you'd be playing.

twohands!!!

#6
July 11, 2016, 02:12:09 PM
I doubt he'd be as friendly with the Kerry lads.

He's not half bad at the soloing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PousjvySZvE

omaghjoe

#8
July 11, 2016, 04:04:02 PM
Big Joe would be 2nd Row for the Accies 2nds

BennyHarp

#9
July 11, 2016, 04:33:00 PM
You lads are obsessed with Tyrone!
That was never a square ball!!

Tony Baloney

#10
July 11, 2016, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: BennyHarp on July 11, 2016, 04:33:00 PM
You lads are obsessed with Tyrone!
How does it make you feel when you feel you are being watched and judged by everyone?

Fuzzman

#11
July 11, 2016, 04:46:43 PM
Jinxy has always been obsessed with Tyrone and praising the Dubs.

omaghjoe

#12
July 11, 2016, 04:54:12 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on July 11, 2016, 04:45:03 PM
Quote from: BennyHarp on July 11, 2016, 04:33:00 PM
You lads are obsessed with Tyrone!
How does it make you feel when you feel you are being watched and judged by everyone?

Resentment means that you got something that someone else wants, so I would be happy enough with that

screenexile

#13
July 11, 2016, 05:02:47 PM
As I've said the two main topics of the past few days have been taken over by the "But if Tyrone did it there would be more talk about it" . . . funny enough by the siege mentality brigade but the world doesn't revolve around Mickey Harte and his band of diving/cheating/insert whatever dergoatory term you want here men!

seafoid

#14
July 11, 2016, 05:05:32 PM
Quote from: BennyHarp on July 11, 2016, 04:33:00 PM
You lads are obsessed with Tyrone!
It makes a refreshing change from Roscommon
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