Football chants

glens73 · May 27, 2008, 07:41:48 PM

To the tune of 'Monster' by Everton fans to Gerrard -:

Who's that coming over your bird?
Is it a gangster?...
Is it a gangster?...

fred the red · May 27, 2008, 07:43:15 PM

When the balls in the air, and its not big pierree its di canio

when the balls in the net, and its not jorge cadete its di canio

hitzelsperger · May 27, 2008, 09:39:25 PM

Quote from: glens73 on May 27, 2008, 07:41:48 PM
To the tune of 'Monster' by Everton fans to Gerrard -:

Who's that coming over your bird?
Is it a gangster?...
Is it a gangster?...

hilarious

the milkman · May 27, 2008, 09:47:28 PM

Great chant from Parkhead!

"Have you seen a Handsome Hun? no no
Have you seen a Handsome Hun? no no
Have you seen a Handsome Hun?
I've never seen a fuckin one
Oh, Oh, Oh"

Tommy Tight Lips · May 27, 2008, 09:56:26 PM

one that could be sang to sean wright phillips,"wheres your real dad,wheres your real dad"

JimStynes · May 27, 2008, 09:57:26 PM

Quote from: nashville on May 27, 2008, 05:17:54 PM
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
He kisses the badge on his chest,
He put in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.

Knowing me knowing you, SAHA!

actually laughed out loud to this one

JimStynes · May 27, 2008, 10:01:36 PM

Quote from: glens73 on May 27, 2008, 07:41:48 PM
To the tune of 'Monster' by Everton fans to Gerrard -:

Who's that coming over your bird?
Is it a gangster?...
Is it a gangster?...

Whats the proper story behind this one, heard a bit about it ages ago but never heard the full story.

Square Ball · May 27, 2008, 10:05:02 PM

Quote from: Our Nail Loney on May 27, 2008, 02:34:17 PM
There's one about the Nevilles anyone got it? Features their da?

would it have anything to do with the nevills being inbreads?

fred the red · May 27, 2008, 10:09:12 PM

dirk kuyt
wherever you may be
you smoke pot in your home country
you could be worse
you could be a manc
waking up your sister for a w#nk

charlie stubbs · May 27, 2008, 10:14:08 PM

jim rumour has it gerrards wife hada bit of work on elsewhere

fred the red · May 27, 2008, 10:15:29 PM

she had a bit of overtime with a gangsta, and then ste gerard was gonna get a cap in his ass

Chrisowc · May 27, 2008, 10:19:54 PM

Rafa needs to sign a new midfielder who's name rhymes with Sissoko

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QBYyKegNWBk

JimStynes · May 27, 2008, 10:23:32 PM

Is it true about gerards woman though, I heard shit like that before but didnt think it was true. I cant find anything on the net about it.

saffron sam2 · May 27, 2008, 10:28:33 PM

Quote from: Rav67 on May 27, 2008, 01:37:40 PM
Celtic fans about Graham Rix when he was Hearts manager (to the tune of the Manic Steet Preachers song):

If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next

First heard that one attributed to Hibs fans.

When Venglos and Advocaat were the respective Old Firm managers, the following chant could often be heard.

"I'd rather be a doctor than a dick"

Hoof Hearted · May 27, 2008, 10:43:08 PM

put your hands up for dirk kuyt, he loves this city