Things that make you feel old...

Started by 5 Sams, November 04, 2016, 08:30:13 PM

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Dolph1

Not getting at least 20 cards through the letterbox from all the local hotties on Valentines day.

Had to settle for 10 this year.
Trump 2020. Making America Greater Again

Ambrose

Being on the wrong side of 50 and the wife suggesting I start buying clothes from M&S  :-[
You can't live off history and tradition forever

Orior

Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

DrinkingHarp

My Back, Knees and pretty much any joint on my body.
Gaaboard Predict The World Cup Champion 2014

whitey

Quote from: Milltown Row2 on February 14, 2019, 07:20:56 PM
Sitting down to have a pee..

I even have the Farmers Almanac (old Moore's Almanac for Americans) to read when I'm in there

Captain Obvious

The Karate Kid Daniel LaRusso turned 58 the other day. Next year will be thirty years since Margaret Thatcher resigned as Prime Minister and Nelson Mandela was released from prison.

omaghjoe

Quote from: Orior on February 15, 2019, 12:10:35 AM
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on February 14, 2019, 07:20:56 PM
Sitting down to have a pee..

It's more hygienic!

What could be more hygienic that giving the toilet area a quick spray with sterile acid?

sensethetone

Quote from: Captain Obvious on November 07, 2019, 03:28:40 PM
The Karate Kid Daniel LaRusso turned 58 the other day. Next year will be thirty years since Margaret Thatcher resigned as Prime Minister and Nelson Mandela was released from prison.

Probably remember more about Italia 90 than any other world cup.

Aristo 60

Quote from: Lar Naparka on November 04, 2016, 10:56:45 PM
When I started fancying mammies who came to my classroom to talk about their kids.

do tell more

Aristo 60

Quote from: ziggysego on February 14, 2019, 11:13:39 AM
Quote from: BarryBreensBandage on November 05, 2016, 12:06:07 AM
Some of the ones in work today didn't know what The Big Breakfast was; they were even more confused when I mentioned Gaby Roslin.

I was talking about Thundercats the other day at work and the new lad asked me what that was...  ???

Saw a reg. plate for sale 'THII CAT' and for 10 mins thought that would be a marvellous purchase for resale until it dawned that not many remember them.

Did my best to get my nephew interested in them - but failed.




Aristo 60

Quote from: Captain Obvious on November 07, 2019, 03:28:40 PM
The Karate Kid Daniel LaRusso turned 58 the other day. Next year will be thirty years since Margaret Thatcher resigned as Prime Minister and Nelson Mandela was released from prison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFKeS5UbNXQ

Dire Ear

Some things they should leave alone,  and this is one of them

Jeepers Creepers

Quote from: Aristo 60 on November 07, 2019, 04:27:04 PM
Quote from: Captain Obvious on November 07, 2019, 03:28:40 PM
The Karate Kid Daniel LaRusso turned 58 the other day. Next year will be thirty years since Margaret Thatcher resigned as Prime Minister and Nelson Mandela was released from prison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFKeS5UbNXQ

For the WTF thread!

BennyCake

Quote from: Captain Obvious on November 07, 2019, 03:28:40 PM
The Karate Kid Daniel LaRusso turned 58 the other day. Next year will be thirty years since Margaret Thatcher resigned as Prime Minister and Nelson Mandela was released from prison.

Who calls her that? It's either Thatcher, Maggie or that aul ****.

Tony Baloney

Quote from: BennyCake on November 07, 2019, 06:17:49 PM
Quote from: Captain Obvious on November 07, 2019, 03:28:40 PM
The Karate Kid Daniel LaRusso turned 58 the other day. Next year will be thirty years since Margaret Thatcher resigned as Prime Minister and Nelson Mandela was released from prison.

Who calls her that? It's either Thatcher, Maggie or that aul ****.
Not Baroness Thatcher of Kesteven?