Greatly exaggerated GAA Myths

Started by From the Bunker, July 25, 2010, 10:47:50 PM

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From the Bunker

Here's a few to get you started

Ulster teams have the upper hand on Kerry. Bar Tyrone the rest can go jump

Meath teams are never beaten. If so why no Leinster title in nine years

Dublin fans are the most fickle. No more than any other county, just there are more of them

Mayo are All-Ireland Contenders. Need I say anymore

Galway have great forwards. Take out Joyce and the reality becomes evident

Kerry never produce bad teams. Yeah, what about 1987 to 1996.

5 Sams

That beaten provincial finalists need more than 6 days to get ready for another match in the championship....dry your fecking eyes and give yourselves a shake...we give off about poofy soccer players complaining about having to play 2 games in 5 days...wise up Monaghan, Limerick, Louth and Sligo....get over it...you weren't good enough...you had another chance and fcuked it up again!! Slán
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armaghniac

Another myth about to come to an end
"Down always beat Kerry in Championshp"
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snoopdog

Quote from: armaghniac on July 25, 2010, 11:35:25 PM
Another myth about to come to an end
"Down always beat Kerry in Championshp"
Good to see the armagh bitterness at full strength again.
My God you guys have a severe inferiority complex with down.
Get over it yes we have 5 times the All Ireland titles you have
we dont expect to beat Kerry ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aaron Boone

That the 6 counties also have a Bank Holiday on the first Monday in August.

5 Sams

Quote from: armaghniac on July 25, 2010, 11:35:25 PM
Another myth about to come to an end
"Down always beat Kerry in Championshp"

If you have a wee think about it you will find that it is not a myth....the word you are lookin for is FACT....
60,61,68,91,94
The Aristocrat Years

Orior

Greatly exaggerated GAA myths is a myth. It is either a myth or it isnt.
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muppet

Quote from: Orior on July 26, 2010, 12:12:18 AM
Greatly exaggerated GAA myths is a myth. It is either a myth or it isnt.

You are mything the point.
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Hardy

Quote from: 5 Sams on July 25, 2010, 10:56:54 PM
That beaten provincial finalists need more than 6 days to get ready for another match in the championship....dry your fecking eyes and give yourselves a shake...we give off about poofy soccer players complaining about having to play 2 games in 5 days...wise up Monaghan, Limerick, Louth and Sligo....get over it...you weren't good enough...you had another chance and fcuked it up again!! Slán

I love straight talking. 10/10 5 Sams.

Wee Shea

That Croke Park is some sort of ultra sized pitch double the size of others around the country.

Zapatista


cornafean

#11
Pitch invasions are desparately dangerous when they happen in Croke Park but harmless when they happen in Thurles, right under Christy Cooney's nose.
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ONeill

That Postman Pat can play corner back for Tyrone.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

blanketattack

That Socrates played Sigerson Cup football with UCD.

Dinny Breen

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