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#21
General discussion / Fullback's Caption Competition #1
February 20, 2009, 05:55:25 PM
#22
Got this email last night


1. Your never cold but sometimes baltic..
2. The sight of 12-year-olds smoking is normal.
3. Castle Court - the traditional and best - is well better than that Victoria Square place.
4. You have owned a pair of Nike Air Max at some stage.
5. You will fight anyone who claims Callum Best's Da wasn't the best footballer EVER.
6. Your passionate about an English or Scottish football team.
7. You know what real rain is like.
8. You think If you can't see the Haarland and Wolfe cranes from your bedroom window your a culchie.
9. You remember when it was OK to smoke (anything) in the KFC in Corn Market.
10. So it is
11. You know what the word Ball root means.
12. You use the word 'sweet' and 'powerful' as a substitute for almost any adjective.
13. You are a half decent pool player and know your way around a snooker table.
14. You know what the words 'space-cadet' and 'rocket' really mean.
15. Your friends still call you by your childhood nickname.
16. You cringe when you hear someone from your city speak on national tv.
17. You been told wha' at least once in your life.
18. You know at least one person called mackers.
19. Ballycastle is your most frequented holiday destination.
20. Your Granny had a framed picture of the Pope or the Queen in the living room but neither both.
21. Jim McDonald from Coronation Street and Eamon Holmes embarrass you.
21. The most common phrase used when you are slightly surprised at something is: 'Here's me wha!!??'
22. You can tell what religion somebody is by the side of the road they walk on.
23. You spend every Christmas Eve in your local and have the EXACT same sonversations as the year before.
24. You are 27 married with 2 kids, a dog and have a mortage of your own, but if you are home for Christmas and your parents are away for a couple of days you still think : 'Sweet, free house!'
25. You have been to "Dempsey's" for an 18th/16th birthday party
26. You can remember seeing soldiers walk down your street with guns in the middle of the day for no apparent reason
27. Lavery's Middle Bar was the height of your teenage social life
28 You have purchased a single cigarette a some stage of your life
29 A member of the opposite religion has been "after you"
30 You frequented a country park or wasteground each weekend to drink alchohol
31 When the police were in the vicinity some one always greeted them with the phrase "ss ruc"
32 You have used the phrase "will you see me/my mate"
33 You have shoplifted in Virgin Megastores (RIP)
34 You have been "de begged"
35. Your main arguement for anything you disagreed with was 'sure nah!'.
36. The smell of slurry in the country makes you gag.
37. You still think people who live in the cities of Newry and Ballymena are culties.
38. You didn't do graffiti, you gave yourself a 'mention on a wall'.
39. You remember Leisure World being the best toy shop in 'the whole whil' world'.
40. you have "pinged a windy" at some stage
41. anyone who doesnt have a 1 back and sides is a "hippy"
42. you have at some stage shaved your head, leaving a stupid wee fringe at the front, which you may have dyed blonde for that distinctive belfast look
43. you know what a steeko is, and have a tendency to turn into one after a few beers
44. you have had a telling off from your da which began with the phrase ´listen sonny jim....´
45.you have a mild addiction to pastie baps
46. you have at least once in your life considered sniffing glue
47.you have at least one ginger mate, who you call ´fanta pants´ at least three times a day
48. you know what a barrack buster is, and at one time this was your favourite carry-out
49. you have at some point slegged someone for wearing two-striper trackie bottoms
50. when some millie's annoyed she says, "Oh mummy!! What are you like!!"
51. when your granny says "Yer arse is parsley!!!"
52. when you say in disgust at a lie yer mate told, "Aye rite dead on ball bag!!"
53. when you've ordered drink after hours from 'dial a drink'
54. everyday you call at least 1 person a 'melter'
55. you've said 'i'm gonna get my big brooar for ye, or im gonna get my da for ye."
56. you have walked to the top of the cavehill until you get to what is known as 'napolean's nose'
57. you have told the taximan to leave you to the wasteground where you learned to drink ran away until you are a safe distance away to shout slurs at the taximan such as '
and here, if you try and chase me, my mates gona steal your car'
58. you have bought '5 lighters for a pund!'
59. you have been in some sort of riot
60. if you want to buy something semi legal like a dope pipe or martial arts weapons (ninja star, nunchucks that sort of thing) you go to Smithfield market
#23
General discussion / Plane Crash In New York State
February 13, 2009, 08:34:45 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7887555.stm


Forty-nine people have died after a passenger plane crashed into a house in Buffalo, New York state.

The Continental Connection Flight 3407 was five minutes from Buffalo airport when it came down at 2210 (0310 GMT).

Officials said there were no survivors from the 44 passengers and four crew on board the flight from Newark. One person on the ground also died.

It is not clear what caused the crash. There was reported to be light snow and fog at the time.

TV footage showed the wreckage of the plane and a house engulfed in flames.

Twelve other homes were evacuated around the crash site in Clarence Center, a suburb of Buffalo.

 

State police spokeswoman Rebecca Gibbons said that of the 48 people on the plane, "there were no survivors."

Dave Bissonette, the emergency control director in Clarence, said one person on the ground had been killed.

'Dropped off radar'

The twin-prop Bombardier Dash 8 Q400 aircraft, operated by Colgan Air, was flying from Newark airport in New Jersey to Buffalo Niagara International Airport.

US media say a recording of Buffalo's air traffic control before the crash showed no concerns by either the controller or the pilot.

However, a minute later, the controller was unable to contact Flight 3407 and asks other planes in the area if they can spot it.

  It sounded quite loud, and then the sound stopped. Then one or two seconds later, there was a thunderous explosion

Eyewitness David Luce
'The plane didn't sound normal'



"I was told by the tower the plane simply dropped off the radar screen," Niagara Frontier Transportation Authority spokesman C Douglas Hartmayer was quoted by the Buffalo News as saying.

Erie County Executive Chris Collins said there were three people in the house that was hit. One died and the other two managed to escape, with apparently minor injuries. Other reports say there was just one person in the house at the time.

"The tail of the plane is sticking out of the ground," he told CNN.

"Obviously, it exploded upon impact. So there was a lot of fire initially. It landed - or it came down right next to the fire hall. So there were firemen on this scene within literally seconds of it going down.

"I can't say enough about what the firefighters did, rushing right in as you might expect they would - a very heroic effort. But there were no survivors."

He said the fire was now under control and the site of the crash had been sealed off.

David Luce, who lives 150 yards from the crash site, said he heard the plane moments before the crash.

"It sounded quite loud, and then the sound stopped," he told the Buffalo newspaper.

"Then one or two seconds later, there was a thunderous explosion. I thought something hit our house. It shook our whole house."

He described going to the scene of the crash and seeing flames up to 50ft high.

"The house was already flattened. There was no house, just a pile of rubbish and still burning".

Chris Kausner said his sister Elise, a law student, was on the flight.

"I'm thinking about the fact that my mother has to fly home from Florida and what I'm going to tell my two sons."

Continental Airlines expressed profound sadness over the crash and said it was working closely with Colgan Air to "provide as much support as possible for all concerned".

The Federal Aviation Administration is sending a team of investigators to the scene.
#24
http://www.rte.ie/sport/gaa/championship/2009/0206/cork.html



The GAA crisis in Cork has deepened with the news that the county's footballers are ready to join the hurlers in strike action.

Last year's senior hurling panel are refusing to play under manager Gerald McCarthy in what they claim is a protest at the way he was appointed.

Despite months of talks, no solution has been found to the impasse in the county, which is now set to deteriorate further with the news that the football panel are willing to join their protest.

The footballers will complete the current league campaign, but are ready to join the hurlers in strike action once the league finishes, therefore missing the Championship.

The Cork hurlers play host to Dublin in Division One of the NHL on Sunday and McCarthy has named an inexperienced team of 15 debutants.

The footballers started their league campaign last Sunday with a victory against Meath.
#25
General discussion / Missing Thread
February 05, 2009, 10:25:48 AM
What happened the Big Bang Theory Thread created by Anportmorforjfc?

Quick question for anportmor
"Are you related to A4SA?"
#26
General discussion / Could you eat an elephant?
January 15, 2009, 08:27:04 AM
Anyone see this show last night?
Could see myself trying most things apart from the dog
Was brutal to watch where the dogs were being farmed
#27
General discussion / Disappearing Threads
January 08, 2009, 05:26:42 PM
What is happening?
Is there sinister forces at work????
#28
General discussion / 2008 in Photographs
December 23, 2008, 04:15:55 PM
Seen these on another forum, some are NWS (not in the porn sense)










Some fantastic photos............
#29
General discussion / No Grounds Safe In The North
December 11, 2008, 10:36:07 PM
Dozens of major sports grounds in Northern Ireland fall below current safety standards.

The details are in a letter written by Sports Minister Gregory Campbell, which has been released to the BBC.

In the letter Mr Campbell lists venues which he has been told do not meet safety criteria by varying degrees.

He said it was every soccer venue in the top two tiers of the Irish League, all six county GAA grounds and also rugby's Ravenhill.

Mr Campbell wrote his letter last month to Stormont's Culture, Arts and Leisure committee which discussed stadium safety on Thursday.

Assembly members of the committee spent about two hours hearing from government sports officials, asking them why legislation on ground safety introduced here in 2006 still has not been implemented fully.

Committee chairman Barry McElduff claimed the government had lacked urgency in dealing with the issue.



How the fcuk is this possible?
Sure the Athletic Grounds is just finished :o
I would say cnutface was listening to Dildo on his I-Pod while he was inspecting them
#30
General discussion / Is Nelson The New Tony?
November 04, 2008, 01:16:10 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7708163.stm

DUP suspension over Adams claims 

Nelson McCausland was ordered to leave the Assembly for the day
DUP assembly member Nelson McCausland has been suspended from Stormont for a day over allegations about Gerry Adams.

He claimed the Sinn Féin president had been the IRA leader who set up secret units to murder suspected informers and dispose of their bodies.

Mr Adams denied the claims made during a debate on the Disappeared at the Assembly on Monday.

On Tuesday, Mr McCausland refused to withdraw his words and speaker Willie Hay ordered him to leave the chamber.

"These allegations were very clearly denied and refuted by the member concerned in the house here yesterday, Mr Adams," the Speaker said.



Speaker William Hay asks DUP party colleague Nelson McCausland to leave

"I regard the remarks as being unparliamentary and I would call on Mr McCausland to withdraw the remarks."

Mr McCausland said: "The statements were based on extracts from Ed Moloney's book, A Secret History of the IRA, which is available in book shops and in the library of this assembly.

"I will not therefore be withdrawing the statement. Since Mr Adams keeps calling for truth recovery I think it is important that we get to the truth on this matter."

Mr Hay ordered the North Belfast assembly member to leave the chamber. As he walked out Mr McCausland was applauded by his DUP colleagues.



Just like the big man from the 'Pass, Mc Causland has been suspended

Seriously, is this all our elected members have to do?
Its a f**king joke IMHO
Especially the last line ::)

#31
General discussion / Parcel Delivery Scam - Beware
October 14, 2008, 09:07:00 AM
Heard of this scam a year or two ago, but heard it again on the news yesterday
How can the b4stards get £15 for a f**king phone call :o

Police are urging members of the public to be on the alert about a new parcel delivery scam, which tricks people into making a premium rate phonecall - to arrange delivery of a parcel they never even ordered.

The scam operates by sending the unsuspecting householder a card from a company called PDS (ParcelDelivery Service) suggesting that they were unable to deliver a parcel and to call a specific phone number.  When the householder rings the number they start to hear a recorded message and are thought to be automatically billed £15 for the phone call.

The fraudulent scam is currently under investigation by premium rate phone service regulator ICSTIS and the Trading Standards Office.  The PSNI fears the scam will take in thousands of victims and are advising the public to be extremely vigilant
#32
GAA Discussion / 2009 Championship Draw
October 02, 2008, 11:05:00 AM
The draw will take place on Wed 8th Oct, 'live' on RTE

Wonder will it be a 'live' draw like many others?

Cant remember, but is it always this early?
#33
General discussion / Paul Ince
September 13, 2008, 11:29:02 PM
OK, Im p1ssed of after watching that sh1te at Anfield, but imagine if this f**king clown was your manager :D :D
(Dont know how to post videos)

http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=122638&start=0&;
#34
General discussion / Camcorder
September 11, 2008, 01:21:59 PM
Looking to get a camcorder or whatever the fcuk they are called now
Am looking to get a cheap but decent one
Have no idea what to look for or how much I should be paying
Any ideas?
BTW, I need it for next week if possible
#35
General discussion / Beware!!
September 01, 2008, 11:55:16 AM
ITN - 31.08.2008 22:01
Lion 'on the loose in Belfast'

© ITN 2008
A hunt has been launched after police received reports of a lion on the loose in a Belfast park.

The animal was said to have been seen in Cavehill Park - only a short distance from the city's zoo.

But police said later that keepers had checked all cages in the zoo and all the animals were accounted for.

A police helicopter is scouring the area from the air and officers were deployed on the ground.

A spokesman said: "We are taking this seriously, there have been a string of calls about sightings."

A statement from police headquarters said: "Police in North Belfast are warning the public to be aware of sightings of what appears to be a lion in the Upper Hightown end of Cavehill Park.

"Police are currently responding to the incident and would urge the public to avoid the area.

"Anyone who thinks they may have seen the animal should not attempt to approach it."
#36
An Australian mayor has landed himself in hot water after making an ill-advised plea for ugly women, subtly illustrated here by a bearded lady, to move to a remote mining town where men outnumber women by a ratio of five to one.

John Molony, the mayor of Mount Isa, found himself under attack after the suggestion that telling a local newspaper "with five blokes to every girl, may I suggest that beauty-disadvantaged women should proceed to Mount Isa" reports Reuters.

According to the Associated Press, Molony's comments, published in the Townsville Bulletin, sparked outrage among the town's female population, led to furious online debates and drew criticism from the local chamber of commerce.

Mayor Molony has refused to apologise for his comments and added that, in a testosterone-laden town famous for cowboys and mining, he was simply "telling it like it is".



Think it was an excellent idea myself.
At the end of the day, everyone is a winner - ugly women get a man & hard-up men get a woman of sorts
#37
General discussion / Is Lucas a 'Bigot' ?
August 12, 2008, 10:13:51 AM
Was listening to the radio on the way to work (think it was U105) & some boy, who I can only describe as a complete cnut, called Lucas was on.
He was yapping about Ariel washing powder having some connection to the GAA & calling for them to end their association immediately, because of links the GAA have with terrorism (Kevin Lynch club & the rally in Casement)
The radio presenter went on to mention all the local & national companies that were affiliated to the GAA & Lucas didnt have a f**king clue. When pressed he then said all these companies should sever their links to the GAA (Vodafone, BOI etc)
When told that one of the biggest trophies in the GAA was named after a Protesteant/Presbyterian he obviously didnt know this & said 'Oh, is it?'
How the fcuk are we ever going to move on from the dark ages if pr1cks like this are allowed air time?
A bigot of the highest f**king order
Rant over
#38
General discussion / Fota in Cork
July 30, 2008, 10:20:39 AM
Lads,
Has anyone been to this wildlife park?
Is it any good or worth travelling down to see?
#39
General discussion / Parking For Concert
May 17, 2008, 05:05:31 PM
The other half is for the Westlife Concert in Croker in 2 weeks
Where would be the best place to park the car bearing in mind it will be brave and late when she is getting back to it
#40
General discussion / Sepp to end PL Dominance..
May 07, 2008, 12:41:22 PM
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_3532560,00.html

How the fcuk is he going to implement this?